Title: What Was Your CB-Radio Handle? Source:
me URL Source:http://me Published:Sep 12, 2006 Author:me Post Date:2006-09-12 09:05:27 by continental op Keywords:None Views:9678 Comments:13
Mine was Redroot.
We drank a lot of sassafras tea in those days. This involved digging and cleaning the sassafras roots. Hence the name...not very innovative, but it was better than the usual "bubba" and "bocephus."
I don't remember. But I still use a CB while on a road trip.
When I spot a Wally-World 18 wheeler, I yell, "Don't Shop At Wal-Mart!!".
When I spot a yankee license plate, I commence with, "yankee, Go Home!!"
When neither of the above are around, I broadcast, "Impeach Bush!!"
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I had a boss in the 70's who called himself, "Midnight Cowboy". He was known for some eloquent racial slurs. It was not uncommon for him to drive into the parking lot in the morning with shot pattern on his Continental, or a blown out window as a result of CBing with the tan-klan types.
When I spot a Wally-World 18 wheeler, I yell, "Don't Shop At Wal-Mart!!".
When I spot a yankee license plate, I commence with, "yankee, Go Home!!"
When neither of the above are around, I broadcast, "Impeach Bush!!"
What a surprise. In addition to being a southern hick you're an asshole. Who'd of guessed?
It was not uncommon for him to drive into the parking lot in the morning with shot pattern on his Continental, or a blown out window as a result of CBing with the tan-klan types.
Oh my, my BS meter just pegged. Looks like you're a liar too.
Let's find out what kind of "racist" you are. Please answer the following honestly:
What color are the people who ...........live in your house? ..........are your immediate neighbors? ...........work at your office? ...........attend your church or synagogue? ...........hang out at your club? ...........run the newspaper you subscribe to?
