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Title: Is Michelle Obama a Sasquatch?
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URL Source: http://www.welcometotardville.com/2 ... -michelle-obama-sasquatch.html
Published: Jun 1, 2011
Author: welcometotardville
Post Date: 2011-06-01 11:47:48 by no gnu taxes
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Michelle Obama destroy!! When did the First Lady start taking HGH? She's got to be 6'4" in this picture and an easy 200 lbs! Does the White House have a big flag football game coming up against the Kremlin? Because Michelle looks like she's ready to make some blocks and free up some running lanes. That pic is from Reuters, btw, and is undoctored.
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#1. To: no gnu taxes (#0)
You fit right in at that website, tard.
welcometotardville? That sounds like a perfect site for you. Maybe you could buy the domain name for yourself.
-- Republican Calls Michelle Obama a Gorilla This guy thinks his racism is perfectly normal. But as you see by this reaction to a simular lack of chivalry and good taste, the hater in this forum is just a sick guy who likes the smell of his own farts. And he is puzzled why he is alone in that regard. Thanks to you two for expressing your disgust at this foolish, hateful and tasteful bit of immaturity exibited here by this poster, and sanctioned by the fellow fool who owns this forum.
Yes.
Now, I know I’m not going to change the minds of any of the True Believers…those who read all of Reverend Al’s sermons, and say things like, “You know, global warming can mean warmer OR colder, wetter OR drier, cloudier OR sunnier, windier OR calmer, …”. Can I get an ‘amen’??
The top photo is the famous one taken of Sasquatch by Roger Patterson in the wilds of Northern California in 1967. Now we have photographic evidence that Sasquatch has migrated across the country. The bottom photo was snapped this weekend in the Blue Ridge Mountains near Asheville, North Carolina. Oh, wait. This news just in. Turns out the bottom photo is of Michelle Obama, not Sasquatch. But c’mon, man, anybody could have made the same mistake. Same size. Same shape. Same stride. Sasquatch would have needed less retouching to be on the cover of this month’s Good Housekeeping, but other than that it’s pretty damn tough to tell the difference. http://www.ihatethemedia.com/sasquatch-spotted-in-north-carolina-woods
Now, I know I’m not going to change the minds of any of the True Believers…those who read all of Reverend Al’s sermons, and say things like, “You know, global warming can mean warmer OR colder, wetter OR drier, cloudier OR sunnier, windier OR calmer, …”. Can I get an ‘amen’??
What’s difference between Michelle Obama and Sasquatch? One’s an unusually hairy, wide-hipped, over-sized bipedal hominid who frolics about the forest trying to avoid any real scrutiny. The other one’s nickname is “Bigfoot.”
Now, I know I’m not going to change the minds of any of the True Believers…those who read all of Reverend Al’s sermons, and say things like, “You know, global warming can mean warmer OR colder, wetter OR drier, cloudier OR sunnier, windier OR calmer, …”. Can I get an ‘amen’??
What's the difference between Michelle Obama's pussy and a bowling ball? If some held a gun to your head you MIGHT be able to eat a bowling ball.
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