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Title: My wife is now a US citizen (and possibly a total dumbass)
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Published: May 24, 2011
Author: myself
Post Date: 2011-05-24 09:38:03 by no gnu taxes
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Views: 13135
Comments: 30

My wife was sworn in as a US citizen on Friday. At the ceremony, they stressed the right to vote, among other things.

I asked her if she was now going to vote, and she said she planned to. When I asked her if she knew who she wanted to vote for, she said "I think Day-MOH-crah, that's the best right." (I don't discuss politics with her.)

Oh, she also felt free to lecture me that I don't have the right to complain unless I started voting more often than I do. I told her she's never heard me complain. She said she sees on the computer where I talk bad about the Kenyan WH usurper, and I told her she's never seen my name on there. She said that's because I use a different name. LOL.

Interesting thing about the ceremony -- there were 63 people being sworn in, and you'd think most would be coming from Mexico and neighboring countries. Wasn't the case at all. Only a couple were from Mexico. Overall there were people from 30 Countries. The two Countries with the most were India and The Philipines. There was even one person from England who was being naturalized as a US citizen.

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#1. To: no gnu taxes (#0)

Was she an illegal when you married her?

Fred Mertz  posted on  2011-05-24   9:45:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Fred Mertz (#1)

Was she an illegal when you married her?

No, although her initial entry into the Country was not legal.

Now, I know Iā€™m not going to change the minds of any of the True Believersā€¦those who read all of Reverend Alā€™s sermons, and say things like, ā€œYou know, global warming can mean warmer OR colder, wetter OR drier, cloudier OR sunnier, windier OR calmer, ā€¦ā€. Can I get an ā€˜amenā€™??

no gnu taxes  posted on  2011-05-24   9:50:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Fred Mertz, no gnu taxes (#1)

Is no gnu taxes gay like yukon so he married a mail order bride as a beard?

"Keep Your Goddamn Government Hands Off My Medicare!" - Various Tea Party signs.

Godwinson  posted on  2011-05-24   9:51:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Godwinson (#3)

Are you gay like like the Kenyan and suck men's dicks and snort cocaine in the back of cars?

Now, I know Iā€™m not going to change the minds of any of the True Believersā€¦those who read all of Reverend Alā€™s sermons, and say things like, ā€œYou know, global warming can mean warmer OR colder, wetter OR drier, cloudier OR sunnier, windier OR calmer, ā€¦ā€. Can I get an ā€˜amenā€™??

no gnu taxes  posted on  2011-05-24   10:00:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: no gnu taxes (#4)

Since you asked, no. But you seem to be super gay like yukon, yukon.

"Keep Your Goddamn Government Hands Off My Medicare!" - Various Tea Party signs.

Godwinson  posted on  2011-05-24   10:03:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Godwinson (#5)

You're the one who brought up the fag crap, big boy.

Now, I know Iā€™m not going to change the minds of any of the True Believersā€¦those who read all of Reverend Alā€™s sermons, and say things like, ā€œYou know, global warming can mean warmer OR colder, wetter OR drier, cloudier OR sunnier, windier OR calmer, ā€¦ā€. Can I get an ā€˜amenā€™??

no gnu taxes  posted on  2011-05-24   10:09:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: no gnu taxes (#6)

Mail order bride.....

"Keep Your Goddamn Government Hands Off My Medicare!" - Various Tea Party signs.

Godwinson  posted on  2011-05-24   10:16:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Godwinson (#7) (Edited)

How much do mail order brides cost these days?

Edit: I should have asked Gnu that one.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2011-05-24   10:18:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: no gnu taxes (#4)

That's not a "no".

America...My Kind Of Place...

"I truly am not that concerned about [bin Laden]..."
--GW Bush

war  posted on  2011-05-24   10:21:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Godwinson (#3)

Is no gnu taxes gay like yukon so he married a mail order bride as a beard?

He's just following in the footsteps of Rush Limbaugh.

Skip Intro  posted on  2011-05-24   10:31:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Godwinson (#7)

Given that she was living in Florida for 5 years before I ever met her, that is just an example of one more item for which you are full of shit.

Now, I know Iā€™m not going to change the minds of any of the True Believersā€¦those who read all of Reverend Alā€™s sermons, and say things like, ā€œYou know, global warming can mean warmer OR colder, wetter OR drier, cloudier OR sunnier, windier OR calmer, ā€¦ā€. Can I get an ā€˜amenā€™??

no gnu taxes  posted on  2011-05-24   10:44:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: no gnu taxes (#11)

still not a no....

"Keep Your Goddamn Government Hands Off My Medicare!" - Various Tea Party signs.

Godwinson  posted on  2011-05-24   11:15:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: no gnu taxes (#2) (Edited)

Was she an illegal when you married her?

No, although her initial entry into the Country was not legal.

Was she illegal when you met her?

Did you ever report her to the INS?

Tag lines are gay.

We The People  posted on  2011-05-24   14:06:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: We The People (#13)

I hope his wife doesn't find this thread.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2011-05-24   14:07:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: Fred Mertz (#14)

I hope his wife, and now himself, has to pay a HUGE fucking fine.

Tag lines are gay.

We The People  posted on  2011-05-24   14:08:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: We The People (#15)

I don't like to read statist views like yours.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2011-05-24   14:11:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Fred Mertz (#16)

I don't like to read statist views like yours.

You have the option to put me on filter, but wanting the laws of my nation to be enforced is not statist.

Wanting to maintain the sovereignty of my nation is not statist.

I don't like people coming to my country illegally.

Tag lines are gay.

We The People  posted on  2011-05-24   14:52:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: no gnu taxes (#0)

My wife is now a US citizen

"I think Day-MOH-crah, that's the best right."

war has to do something for entertainment. The voices in his head aren't speaking to him and his imaginary friends have found reasons not to come over anymore.

Rudgear  posted on  2011-05-24   14:54:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: We The People (#15)

I hope his wife, and now himself, has to pay a HUGE fucking fine.

Yes we did, even though she had been working legally in the States for years and paying taxes before I ever knew her. But thanks for your fine sentiments.

Now, I know Iā€™m not going to change the minds of any of the True Believersā€¦those who read all of Reverend Alā€™s sermons, and say things like, ā€œYou know, global warming can mean warmer OR colder, wetter OR drier, cloudier OR sunnier, windier OR calmer, ā€¦ā€. Can I get an ā€˜amenā€™??

no gnu taxes  posted on  2011-05-24   18:57:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: no gnu taxes (#0)

Congrats to her, Paddy...be proud...

America...My Kind Of Place...

"I truly am not that concerned about [bin Laden]..."
--GW Bush

war  posted on  2011-05-24   18:58:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: no gnu taxes (#19)

Yes we did, even though she had been working legally in the States for years and paying taxes before I ever knew her. But thanks for your fine sentiments.

Good.

Crime doesn't pay, and P.S., go screw yourself.

Tag lines are gay.

We The People  posted on  2011-05-24   19:35:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: no gnu taxes, war (#20)

Congrats to her, Paddy...be proud...

Yes, be proud that your wife is a "Day-MOH-crah" and entered the country illegally.

Tag lines are gay.

We The People  posted on  2011-05-24   19:50:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: We The People (#21) (Edited)

Crime doesn't pay, and P.S., go screw yourself.

My wife has never asked for or received any benefits from the US Government.

Please tell me how we are criminals.

We've contributed more than we've recieved

Now, I know Iā€™m not going to change the minds of any of the True Believersā€¦those who read all of Reverend Alā€™s sermons, and say things like, ā€œYou know, global warming can mean warmer OR colder, wetter OR drier, cloudier OR sunnier, windier OR calmer, ā€¦ā€. Can I get an ā€˜amenā€™??

no gnu taxes  posted on  2011-05-24   20:01:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: no gnu taxes (#23) (Edited)

My wife has never asked for or received any benefits from the US Government.

You mean, except for citizenship, after entering illegally, right?

Tag lines are gay.

We The People  posted on  2011-05-24   20:14:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: We The People (#24)

You have to be a Paultard, right?

Nobody else could be this stupid.

She worked legally for years, with a legal recognized SSN.

Now, I know Iā€™m not going to change the minds of any of the True Believersā€¦those who read all of Reverend Alā€™s sermons, and say things like, ā€œYou know, global warming can mean warmer OR colder, wetter OR drier, cloudier OR sunnier, windier OR calmer, ā€¦ā€. Can I get an ā€˜amenā€™??

no gnu taxes  posted on  2011-05-24   20:35:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: no gnu taxes (#25)

You have to be a Paultard, right?

You know exactly who I am. You and I have been exchanging posts for years. I, under THIS screen name and you under multiple screen names. We're exchanging posts on two forums right now on this same issue. Playing stupid gets you nowhere.

What I am not, is the guy who married a democrat who entered the country illegally and posts under multiple screen names peddling neoconservative bullshit.

Tag lines are gay.

We The People  posted on  2011-05-29   11:20:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: no gnu taxes (#4)

"Are you gay like like the Kenyan and suck men's dicks and snort cocaine in the back of cars?"

You sure have a rich fantasy life. Do you also get together with Yukon and scratch each other's balls?

Ferret Mike  posted on  2011-05-29   12:03:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: no gnu taxes (#25)

"She worked legally for years, with a legal recognized SSN."

I wondered who was supporting you.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2011-05-29   12:04:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: Ferret Mike (#27)

Fantasies?

Obama is a known drug abusing faggot

Now, I know Iā€™m not going to change the minds of any of the True Believersā€¦those who read all of Reverend Alā€™s sermons, and say things like, ā€œYou know, global warming can mean warmer OR colder, wetter OR drier, cloudier OR sunnier, windier OR calmer, ā€¦ā€. Can I get an ā€˜amenā€™??

no gnu taxes  posted on  2011-05-29   16:28:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: no gnu taxes (#29)

Remember, I don't do links sociopaths like you post to me. Ethically, and intellectually, President Obama is your better. And this pisses you off.

That is your problem, not mine.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2011-05-29   19:28:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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