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Title: Zipporah doesn't know if masturbation is sex
Source: 4um
URL Source: http://freedom4um.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=34078&Disp=20#C20
Published: Sep 5, 2006
Author: zipporah and others
Post Date: 2006-09-05 21:24:06 by A K A Stone
Keywords: None
Views: 2553
Comments: 1

Okay this may sound well.. ahem a bit odd.. BUT here goes:

Is masturbation sex?

Well, no ... not unless you're doing it right, that is!

- - - - - - - - - - - Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken

Enderby posted on 2006-09-05 21:00:06 ET Reply Trace Private Reply #2. To: Enderby (#1)

okay one 'no' :P

Zipporah posted on 2006-09-05 21:01:23 ET Reply Trace Private Reply #3. To: Zipporah (#0)

BJ Klinton said "I did not have sex with that woman, ......Miss Lewinsky."

The mind once expanded by a new idea never returns to its' original size

Itisa1mosttoolate posted on 2006-09-05 21:01:29 ET Reply Trace Private Reply #4. To: Itisa1mosttoolate (#3)

Well thats not exactly the same is it?

Zipporah posted on 2006-09-05 21:02:38 ET Reply Trace Private Reply #5. To: Zipporah (#4)

http://ne ws.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/50000/video/_50772_clinton_vi.ram

RealPlayer

The mind once expanded by a new idea never returns to its' original size

Itisa1mosttoolate posted on 2006-09-05 21:04:27 ET Reply Trace Private Reply #6. To: Itisa1mosttoolate (#5)

okay.. but that isnt what the poll is about..RE Clinton I agree ..that IS sex.. but what of the poll question?

Zipporah posted on 2006-09-05 21:07:04 ET Reply Trace Private Reply #7. To: Zipporah (#0)

Sex? No. A great time? Hell, yes.

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. http://www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil posted on 2006-09-05 21:09:45 ET Reply Trace Private Reply #8. To: All (#7)

...or so I've heard.

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. http://www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil posted on 2006-09-05 21:10:33 ET Reply Trace Private Reply #9. To: Zipporah (#0)

Doesn't "sex" mean two people?

"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)

YertleTurtle posted on 2006-09-05 21:11:34 ET Reply Trace Private Reply #10. To: who knows what evil (#7)

Yeah, the problem is, after a while, you get sort of blind, and then yu cannn't typ sou gooodd ... eye seam 2 B hafing a lietle bit prollem heere ... ownbhwsn uiojkqi lwdjf jeuwo 48jke r843o3mf ...

- - - - - - - - - - - Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken

Enderby posted on 2006-09-05 21:13:37 ET Reply Trace Private Reply #11. To: who knows what evil (#7)

Sex? No. A great time? Hell, yes.

Another no! thanks!

Zipporah posted on 2006-09-05 21:14:38 ET Reply Trace Private Reply #12. To: YertleTurtle (#9)

Doesn't "sex" mean two people?

I cant give any opinion here..

so.. a no?

Zipporah posted on 2006-09-05 21:15:30 ET Reply Trace Private Reply #13. To: YertleTurtle (#9)

Doesn't "sex" mean two people?

That was my perspective...

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. http://www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil posted on 2006-09-05 21:16:15 ET Reply Trace Private Reply #14. To: Zipporah (#0)

Need additional info. Are we talking solo, together with a lover, a loser at a computer terminal with one hand in his trousers and the other in the pretzel bag?

Jethro Tull posted on 2006-09-05 21:16:28 ET Reply Trace Private Reply #15. To: Enderby (#10)

Yeah, the problem is, after a while, you get sort of blind, and then yu cannn't typ sou gooodd ... eye seam 2 B hafing a lietle bit prollem heere ... ownbhwsn uiojkqi lwdjf jeuwo 48jke r843o3mf ...

Oh gawd :P

Zipporah posted on 2006-09-05 21:17:04 ET Reply Trace Private Reply #16. To: Jethro Tull (#14)

Need additional info. Are we talking solo, together with a lover, a loser at a computer terminal with one hand in his trousers and the other in the pretzel bag?

ROFLMAO!!

Uh .. solo! ;P

Zipporah posted on 2006-09-05 21:17:33 ET Reply Trace Private Reply #17. To: Jethro Tull (#14)

Need additional info. Are we talking solo, together with a lover, a loser at a computer terminal with one hand in his trousers and the other in the pretzel bag?

I should have thought to ask that. I suppose my "yes" was based on the assumption of mutuality -- my hand in her lap, hers in mine.

"Pretzel bag" ... that's kind of gross. On second thought, strike the "kind of."

- - - - - - - - - - - Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken

Enderby posted on 2006-09-05 21:20:09 ET Reply Trace Private Reply #18. To: Zipporah (#16)

Solo? I'd say that's sex, but it's like drinking alone. In both cases it's an indicator of a problem.

Jethro Tull posted on 2006-09-05 21:20:34 ET Reply Trace Private Reply #19. To: Zipporah (#16)

Uh .. solo! ;P

I didn't understand ... make mine "no," please.

- - - - - - - - - - - Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken

Enderby posted on 2006-09-05 21:21:08 ET Reply Trace Private Reply #20. To: Zipporah (#12)

A "no."

"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)

YertleTurtle posted on 2006-09-05 21:21:36 ET Reply Trace Private Reply

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