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Title: Osama Bin Laden Was a Democrat
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URL Source: http://www.ihatethemedia.com/new-yo ... -osama-bin-laden-as-a-democrat
Published: May 13, 2011
Author: ihatethemedia
Post Date: 2011-05-13 12:18:22 by no gnu taxes
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According to a New York Times article, Osama Bin Laden was a staunch Democrat who believed in the party platform and would have voted for Obama, proving yet again, voting for Democrats can be bad for your health. osama democrat And no Republican would be caught dead (you'll pardon the expression) wearing a beard like that Here are the Times’ five top tips indicating that Bin Laden was a Democrat: 5. Anti-Capitalist – “In 2007, he complained that Democratic control of Congress had not ended the war in Iraq, a fact he attributed to the pernicious influence of ‘big corporations.’” 4. Read Noam Chomsky – “In other messages he commented on the writings of Noam Chomsky, the leftist professor at M.I.T.” 3. Praised Jimmy Carter – “… praised former President Jimmy Carter’s book supporting Palestinian rights…” 2. Believed in “Global Warming” and “Climate Change” – “In October, when American intelligence was close on the trail of the courier and spy satellites were taking detailed photographs of the house, Bin Laden issued two audio statements urging help for victims of floods in Pakistan. ‘We are in need of a big change in the method of relief work because the number of victims is great due to climate changes in modern times,’ he said.” And the #1 reason we know bin Laden was a Democrat according to the New York Times: 1. He didn’t mind killing innocent babies. Like all good Democrats, he spent his time “…calling for mass murder.”
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#1. To: no gnu taxes (#0)
Osama also believed 2 + 2 = 4. So all mathematicians are like al-Qaeda....
"Keep Your Goddamn Government Hands Off My Medicare!" - Various Tea Party signs.
America...My Kind Of Place... "I truly am not that concerned about [bin Laden]..." I was not aware of just how bad the flooding was; thanks for posting.
Per gnu's logic, Osama watched VCR videos. That means the VHS is evil.....
"Keep Your Goddamn Government Hands Off My Medicare!" - Various Tea Party signs.
#2. To: no gnu taxes (#0)
And no Republican would be caught dead (you'll pardon the expression) wearing a beard like that
--GW Bush
#3. To: war (#2)
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