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Title: Obamaisms
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Published: May 8, 2011
Author: Aboout.com
Post Date: 2011-05-08 08:02:23 by CZ82
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Obamaisms: Dumb Quotes and Gaffes by Barack Obama "We're not trying to push financial reform because we begrudge success that's fairly earned. I mean, I do think at a certain point you've made enough money. But, you know, part of the American way is, you know, you can just keep on making it if you're providing a good product or providing good service. We don’t want people to stop, ah, fulfilling the core responsibilities of the financial system to help grow our economy." —on Wall Street reform, Quincy, Ill., April 29, 2010 "One such translator was an American of Haitian descent, representative of the extraordinary work that our men and women in uniform do all around the world -- Navy Corpse-Man Christian Brossard." –mispronouncing "Corpsman" (the "ps" is silent) during a speech at the National Prayer Breakfast, Washington, D.C., Feb. 5, 2010 (The Corpsman's name is also Christopher, not Christian) "The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries." --Tampa, Fla., Jan. 28, 2010 "UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? It's the Post Office that's always having problems." –attempting to make the case for government-run healthcare, while simultaneously undercutting his own argument, Portsmouth, N.H., Aug. 11, 2009 "The Cambridge police acted stupidly." —commenting on a white police officer's arrest of black scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr. at his home in Cambridge, Mass., at a news conference, July 22, 2009 "The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system." --in remarks after a health care roundtable with physicians, nurses and health care providers, Washington, D.C., July 20, 2009 "It was also interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There's a lot of -- I don't know what the term is in Austrian, wheeling and dealing." --confusing German for "Austrian," a language which does not exist, Strasbourg, France, April 6, 2009 "No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something." --making an off-hand joke during an appearance on "The Tonight Show", March 19, 2009 "I didn't want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about doing any seances." --after saying he had spoken with all the living presidents as he prepared to take office, Washington, D.C., Nov. 7, 2008 "I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody." -- defending his tax plan to Joe the Plumber, who argued that Obama's policy hurts small-business owners like himself, Toledo, Ohio, Oct. 12, 2008 "What I was suggesting -- you're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith..." --in an interview with ABC's George Stephanopoulos, who jumped in to correct Obama by saying "your Christian faith," which Obama quickly clarified "I'm here with the Girardo family here in St. Louis." --speaking via satellite to the Democratic National Convention, while in Kansas City, Missouri, Aug. 25, 2008 "Let me introduce to you the next President -- the next Vice President of the United States of America, Joe Biden." --slipping up while introducing Joe Biden at their first joint campaign rally, Springfield, Illinois, Aug. 23, 2008 "Just this past week, we passed out of the U.S. Senate Banking Committee -- which is my committee -- a bill to call for divestment from Iran as way of ratcheting up the pressure to ensure that they don't obtain a nuclear weapon." --referring to a committee he is not on, Sderot, Israel, July 23, 2008 "Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel's. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under a McCain...administration. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under an Obama administration. So that policy is not going to change." --Amman, Jordan, July 22, 2008 "How's it going, Sunshine?" --campaigning in Sunrise, Florida "On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong." "Hold on one second, sweetie, we're going to do -- we'll do a press avail." --to a female reporter for ABC's Detroit affiliate who asked about his plan to help American autoworkers "I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go." --at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon "Why can't I just eat my waffle?" --after being asked a foreign policy question by a reporter while visiting a diner in Pennsylvania "It's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations." --explaining his troubles winning over some working-class voters "The point I was making was not that Grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn't. But she is a typical white person, who, if she sees somebody on the street that she doesn't know, you know, there's a reaction that's been bred in our experiences that don't go away and that sometimes come out in the wrong way, and that's just the nature of race in our society." "Come on! I just answered, like, eight questions." --exasperated by reporters after a news conference "You're likeable enough, Hillary." --during a Democratic debate "In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed." --on a Kansas tornado that killed 12 people
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#1. To: CZ82 (#0)
These are some great quotes to go underneath the billboards two of the site's leading thinkers are running as signatures. Let's see if they catch on . . .
war has to do something for entertainment. The voices in his head aren't speaking to him and his imaginary friends have found reasons not to come over anymore.
There's a difference between misspeaking, as Obama has done in the above, and being stupid and only the stupid can't tell the difference. For further illustration of my point about not being able to tell the difference please refer to both the article and the first response
America...My Kind Of Place... "I truly am not that concerned about [bin Laden]..." The guy is totally lost without someone telling him what to say, do you actually think he read those from his teleprompter????? The guy is a reject....... when are you going to realize/admit that???? You notice I didn't use the word "retarded" when describing him????? I wouldn't want to insult those people by comparing him to them!!!!!
"I love the 45 caliber M1911, I respect the 9MM M9 Beretta but I only carry a CZ for my own personal protection". Quote courtesy of Lt Col John Dean Cooper, recognized as the Father of Modern Handgunning
One thing I've learned from watching you folks going back to Nixon. You LOVE and LIVE FOR the politics of personal destruction. Never so more evident this past week. It must be nice for you, in your lifetime, to have never misspoke.
America...My Kind Of Place... "I truly am not that concerned about [bin Laden]..." Nixon????? Who's he????? A Democrat????
"I love the 45 caliber M1911, I respect the 9MM M9 Beretta but I only carry a CZ for my own personal protection". Quote courtesy of Lt Col John Dean Cooper, recognized as the Father of Modern Handgunning
Huh?
America...My Kind Of Place... "I truly am not that concerned about [bin Laden]..." What????
"I love the 45 caliber M1911, I respect the 9MM M9 Beretta but I only carry a CZ for my own personal protection". Quote courtesy of Lt Col John Dean Cooper, recognized as the Father of Modern Handgunning
EXACTLY...
America...My Kind Of Place... "I truly am not that concerned about [bin Laden]..." I thought so.......
"I love the 45 caliber M1911, I respect the 9MM M9 Beretta but I only carry a CZ for my own personal protection". Quote courtesy of Lt Col John Dean Cooper, recognized as the Father of Modern Handgunning
Try not to laugh as you recall the dwarf's claims he was once a 'conservative' when you read the 'watching you folks going back to Nixon...' Sheesh, he's as dumb as Owe-bama.
Mr President, its 72 virgins, not 72 VERSIONS.
Chuckles Boofer....maybe Oceander can explain it to you. G Gordon Liddy is not a "conservative" he's a criminal. Barry Goldwater was a conservative. Ronald Reagan was a conservative. Karl Rove is a criminal.
America...My Kind Of Place... "I truly am not that concerned about [bin Laden]..."
#2. To: CZ82 (#0)
--GW Bush
#3. To: war (#2)
There's a difference between misspeaking, as Obama has done in the above, and being stupid and only the stupid can't tell the difference.
#4. To: CZ82 (#3)
--GW Bush
#5. To: war (#4)
One thing I've learned from watching you folks going back to Nixon. You LOVE and LIVE FOR the politics of personal destruction.
#6. To: CZ82 (#5)
--GW Bush
#7. To: war (#6)
Huh?
#8. To: CZ82 (#7)
--GW Bush
#9. To: war (#8)
EXACTLY...
#10. To: CZ82 (#5)
#11. To: Badeye (#10)
--GW Bush
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