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Title: Coral Snake Song - Come, Pretty School-Girl! or the Little White Cottage on Evergreen Square (Douggie from Upland reduced to wasting Freeper bandwidth with toilet humor.)
Source: Coral Snake's Song Parodies and Updates
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Published: Aug 31, 2006
Author: Coral Snake
Post Date: 2006-08-31 20:58:32 by Coral Snake
Keywords: Doug from Upland, Toilet Humor, FreeRepublic
Views: 1030
Comments: 1

Coral Snake Song - Come, Pretty School-Girl! or the Little White Cottage on Evergreen Square (Douggie from Upland reduced to wasting Freeper bandwidth with toilet humor.)


Writing the history of our time in song to historic music.

Original Song by Henry Clay Work (1882)
Update Parody by Coral Snake (2006)

Midi: Come Pretty School Girl!
Look under 1883

(Musical Introduction)

(1.)
Now at FreeRepublic, see its nature true;
Doug's toilet humor that is quite verging on blue --
From Doug from Upland's mill,
It's bandwidth wasting swill,
As Doug writes toilet humor down in Freeperville.

(CHORUS)
Oh! Doug from Upland's, morals fell today;
And it would be a big one -- a free fall all the way;
Now Doug just writes swill,
Bandwidth wasting shill,
As Doug writes toilet humor down in Freeperville.

(Musical Interlude)

(2.)
Red as roses that are growing on the wall,
Doug from Uplands cheeks, they should now out-blush them all.
Doug's morals have gone nill,
And his songs are now swill,
As Doug writes toilet humor down in Freeperville.

(CHORUS)
Oh! Doug from Upland's, morals fell today;
And it would be a big one -- a free fall all the way;
Now Doug just writes swill,
Bandwidth wasting shill,
As Doug writes toilet humor down in Freeperville.

(Musical Interlude)

(3.)
Now it's time to put the foot down on this blight,
Four may occupy Doug's next bite.
For now Douggie will fill,
Bandwidth with sludge and swill,
As Doug writes toilet humor down in Freeperville.

(CHORUS)
Oh! Doug from Upland's, morals fell today;
And it would be a big one -- a free fall all the way;
Now Doug just writes swill,
Bandwidth wasting shill,
As Doug writes toilet humor down in Freeperville. (5 images)

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Written in Reply to these DFU Songs:

http://www. freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1693240/posts

http://www. freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1692213/posts

Ultimate Doug from Upland desparation for BOT news. Obsessing over a conversation between two women in the bathroom!!!!

The papacy has made colossal fools of untold millions of people down through history, and it is still doing so today.

Coral Snake  posted on  2006-08-31   20:59:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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