Well, well, well. The big, bad wolf is finally dead. Or so says Barack Hussein Obama. The president went on television last night to claim that 9/11 mastermind Osama bin Laden was killed in Pakistan by American special forces, but has anyone seen a death certificate? Have we seen the body?
We are told that bin Laden’s body was “buried at sea” in accordance with the Islamic tradition of burial within 24 hours of death. So the president is still kissing Muzzy butt! And just where is there a sea near the mountains of Pakistan? How do you bury someone in water anyway? Come on. How stupid do they think we are?
My friends, this is a hoax if I’ve ever seen one. We have solid intelligence that says bin Laden died of liver cancer three years ago. The future president of the Republican States of America, Donald Trump, should fund an investigation of this false claim. He is, after all, a wealthy businessman. Have you seen the private jet he takes to Vegas?
Obviously, the hoax is all about giving al-Qaida a reason to step up terrorist attacks on American soil. Obama won’t stop until he wakes all the Islamic sleeper agents and brings our great nation down.
