Here's what I wrote during the 38th CMA Awards back in 2004: See!!!! I fucking told you. Big & Rich in a Chevy commercial. This band is all about making fucking commercials. All you people panting over their authenticity can go fuck yourselves now. Here's what I wrote last year: Speaking of commercials.... I FUCKING KNEW IT. I DIDN'T PREDICT IT BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TRITE TO IMAGINE. The first commercial on this televised abortion is Big & Rich for Chevy. Hey Big & Rich, I'll be on the radio on Saturday from 2 to 4pm Central time, the 800 number into the studio is 877-646-1220. You fucking posers are fucking losers. You're about commercials and cash. You aren't edgy. You aren't talented. You're a fucking sham perpetrated on the "Country Music" public to sell dildos, laundry detergent, and pickups. Fuck you and your edgy Muzik Mafia bullshit. You aren't Country, you're Cashville, and you should be ashamed of yourselves. No one is going to buy your "comeback" album in 2015. Hit "play" This commercial is retarded. Martina could squeal a song at top volume about it. Oh fuck. Pause. "Country's Newest Outlaws." Let me explain something, then get off my soapbox so I can get through this. The original Outlaws left Nashville and retreated to Austin to get away from fuckers like you. They wanted to play their songs and make their music and not be worried about whether Nashville made money on sideshow bullshit. If Waylon was alive, he would kick all of your asses. Big & Rich, you are the two biggest cocksuckers in Country Music today. Hit "play"
Post-WE Fest, I just want to reiterate how right I am about everything. I do get tired of my own words, and the boring repetition of my message. That's why I don't post as often as I used to. But, let's not let it get in the way of the overall message: I am right. Mick Anselmo, Ed Benson, and especially the two cocksuckers in the pic above are in it solely for the money. Muzik Mafia my ass. Cash Register Mafia is more appropriate. Fuck both of you. You're ruining country music.