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Title: Snack Cakes and Boobies
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Published: Apr 25, 2011
Author: sneakypete
Post Date: 2011-04-25 14:13:35 by sneakypete
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Two of my most favoritists things in the whole world! Should I hit the religion ping list for this one?
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#1. To: sneakypete (#0)
DO you think religious people don't know about snack cakes or "boobies"? lol... What, do you live under a rock?
I'm sure you know about boobies. That has to be the only thing you have that would be interesting about you to a man. It sure as hell isn't your mind, lol. Plus you've probably had to be pretty eager and quick with the blowjobs.
------------------------------------- I think different people have different opinions over what is worthy of worship.
"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)
pete- the world moves to the sway of a woman's hip. No kidding. We have men right where we want them, and can't easily get their attention. That is a no brainier. A flash of a smile, a slighly low cut top, a wiggle, a toss of the hair.. a slow hand movement down the arm.. that is being a wimin 101. Better be careful of what woman you worship tho. Some wimins like to chase you around with butcher knifes-if I recall from your stories. ;) Best be careful or you will be worshiping her all the way to a new dress, a new hairdoo and a new handbag twice a week. ;) lol,,, men!
That's one thing I am immune to. Never had the bucks to be buying a lot of stuff for women. Or even for myself. It was so obvious I was broke and didn't really care about being broke that materialistic women never wanted anything from me other than a occasional casual hump while they were waiting to meet the dentist or trust fund baby of their dreams.
"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)
That's ok, pete. Just keep telling yourself that passion is overrated. I mean who wants passionate sex when you can have casual humping? Those silly Bible Thumpers can have the passion stuff- and you keep the casual stuff. ;) You really are getting the better end of the deal. Just keep telling yourself that.
If you had a quarter of what you brag about having you'd be no where near an internet forum.
------------------------------------- Pete. I'm in Bangkok right now. Watched "Asia Sports" for a few minutes on the hotel satellite at breakfast. It seems we have bikini bimbos playing indoor football. They wear pads, ugly helmets, tiny "almost thongs", and wellll.... Seriously. It's way too WWF or Nascar for me...but it's probably on some channel in the States:)
Death to everybody who does not get outta my way. (decided to retire the beatdowns on old worthless retread posters that are bozoed)
Ok,so somebody has finally came up with a football league I could watch.
"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)
#2. To: diva betsy ross (#1)
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Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
#3. To: diva betsy ross (#1)
DO you think religious people don't know about snack cakes or "boobies"? lol...
#4. To: sneakypete (#3)
#5. To: diva betsy ross (#4)
Best be careful or you will be worshiping her all the way to a new dress, a new hairdoo and a new handbag twice a week.
#6. To: sneakypete (#5)
#7. To: diva betsy ross (#6)
Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
#8. To: sneakypete (#0)
Two of my most favoritists things in the whole world!
#9. To: e_type_jag (#8)
It seems we have bikini bimbos playing indoor football. They wear pads, ugly helmets, tiny "almost thongs", and wellll....
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