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Title: The Dangers of Sleeping in Dumpsters
Source: The Washington Post, March 31, 1998).
URL Source: http://N/A
Published: Apr 18, 2011
Author: Susan Levine
Post Date: 2011-04-18 16:14:04 by CZ82
Keywords: None
Views: 2996
Comments: 2

The Dangers of Sleeping in Dumpsters

"A Waste Management driver making the rounds in a Shady Grove research office park yesterday got the 4 a.m. scare of his life when he emptied a park Dumpster into his truck -- and a man climbed out of the garbage. 'He looked out his sindshield and saw legs coming down,' said Capt. John Rooney of Montgomery County Fire and Rescue" (Susan Levine, The Washington Post, March 31, 1998).

"Waste Management Inc. said the man apparently had been sleeping in a different Dumpster around the corner in the 2400 block of Research Boulevard. The driver made a pickup there, compacted his load once and continued to his next stop, where he was surprised to learn he had a passenger. 'We're very fortunate [the man] made it out,' said Robert Guidry, the company's environmental health and safety director'" (Susan Levine, The Washington Post, March 31, 1998).

"Fire officials refused to release the man's name, saying they had not been able to confirm it or his address. He was transferred later to Washington Adventist Hospital ofr psychiatric observation, Rooney said" (Susan Levine, The Washington Post, March 31, 1998).

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#1. To: CZ82 (#0)

You should ping Gatlin and harrowup to this. They both seem to really like rooting around in garbage.

"You know, it really doesn`t matter what [the media] write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass." - Donald "Leading the Polls" Trump

Skip Intro  posted on  2011-04-18   16:26:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Skip Intro (#1)

You should ping Gatlin and harrowup to this. They both seem to really like rooting around in garbage

Couple robbed while inside Dumpster

BY STAN FINGER

The Wichita Eagle

WICHITA — A man and woman decided to give the phrase "Dumpster diving" a new twist over the weekend, crawling inside one on North Waco so they could be alone.

But while they were engaged in what Wichita police described as "an intimate moment," they were robbed by a man armed with a pocket knife.

It all unfolded shortly after 6 p.m. Saturday in the 700 block of North Waco, police said, when the man and woman, both 44, crawled into the trash container for privacy.

A short time later, a 59-year-old man and his 64-year-old companion interrupted the couple inside the trash container.

With the older man encouraging him, the 59-year-old man pulled out a pocket knife and took shoes, jewelry and the 44-year-old man's wallet.

Police were notified, and officers found the two suspects a short time later. The stolen property was recovered.

"I love the 45 caliber M1911, I respect the 9MM M9 Beretta but I only carry a CZ for my own personal protection". Quote courtesy of Lt Col John Dean Cooper, recognized as the Father of Modern Handgunning

CZ82  posted on  2011-04-18   16:30:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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