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Published: Apr 12, 2011
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Post Date: 2011-04-12 19:36:31 by CZ82
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The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole. 3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.. 7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high 8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 13. Glibido : All talk and no action. 14. Dopeler Effect : The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating. The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are: 1. Coffee , n. The person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted , adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained. 3. Abdicate , v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade , v. To attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly , adj. Impotent. 6. Negligent , adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown. 7. Lymph , v. To walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle , n. Olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulence , n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash , n. A rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle , n. A humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude , n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon , n. A Rastafarian proctologist. 14. Oyster , n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms. 15. Frisbeetarianism , n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. 16. Circumvent , n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men
Poster Comment: 5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. Isn't this where the Liberals live?????
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#26. To: war (#24)
You are very much like yu-kloughn in that you play baiting games.
Actually, I feel sorry for you, yu-klown. Growing up with Sally as a mother would probably turn anyone queer.
The fact that you secretly admire, adore, appreciate, apprize, care for, clasp, cleave to, cosset, cultivate exchanges, dote on, embrace, enshrine, entertain, fancy, hold dear, honor, idolize, like, nourish, nurture, preserve, prize, revere, treasure, value, venerate, and worship war, yukon and Tater … does not go unnoticed.
You need to think less of yourself and more of others - especially when it comes to the department marked "CLEVER"...
America...My Kind Of Place...
Was once a favorite word...
America...My Kind Of Place...
Exactly whom shall I think more of?
Actually, I feel sorry for you, yu-klown. Growing up with Sally as a mother would probably turn anyone queer.
Actually - I find it no wonder that I can typically view your self- centeredness as your most unappealing personality trait. While most of us struggle to maintain a sense of compassion and understanding toward others. You on the other had in your self-centeredness concentrating on people do not bother to take the time to understand another person’s point-of-view or feelings. Your concerned chiefly or only with yourself and your advantage to the exclusion of others is not a healthy thing. You need to take a close look into the world of the self-centered person and an explanation of common personality traits associated with self-centeredness.
Aha...another one of life's riddles rears its head...
America...My Kind Of Place...
ME, of course ... "I'll Be Your Huckleberry!"
That's it, yukon. I gave you your chance to rise above your role model and you cannot. See ya, putz.
Actually, I feel sorry for you, yu-klown. Growing up with Sally as a mother would probably turn anyone queer.
Bye!!! Let's see if you keep me there for more than a day this time...
America...My Kind Of Place...
oops
I sincerely believe, and have believed for some time, that the poster known as Gatlin is a female, most of the time.
DEFINITELY adopted...
America...My Kind Of Place...
You are the maiden of wrongness again. Not only did I give birth to him, I homeschooled him up and until last year, and the gifted teacher in the school has asked for my consultation on her program. :) Goes to show you don't relate to a higher IQ. Of course anyone with a whit about them knows that high IQ's come from the Mother. Guess I am talking over your head most of the time, so you are a bit jealous, that is understandable. BUT- THAT is about you, not me YOU are just not that intelligent. I am. It sucks to be you in more than 100 ways, war. This is a mere reminder of your lot in life. Stuck on the internet - in an 8th grade pissing contest- making oral sex references, and stalking me around the internet- trying desperately to gain my attention. Really smart, war. Really wise.
So much for me being on bozo, eh Bitsy? On any given day, I believe you about as much as I believe Boofer... This is a mere reminder of your lot in life. Stuck on the internet - in an 8th grade pissing contest- making oral sex references, and stalking me around the internet- trying desperately to gain my attention. I'm in love with you Bitsy...let us run away oh shall we dear?
America...My Kind Of Place...
She's definitely adopted.
------------------------------------- She tried to make that sentence - and several of the other ones - sound "smart" instead of the tortured mass of words that it was. Poor, poor syntax...it never had a chance...
America...My Kind Of Place...
She has to be Boofer's sister. To be able to throw BS like this around takes special genes.
Wow... I mean...DOUBLE WOW,,, I mean TRIPLE DOG WOW... Dude...I think you NAILED it...
America...My Kind Of Place...
Actually, there is no correlation between what the public sees as acceptable writing skills, and high IQ. But you would have to have a decent IQ to know that.. lol. I suspect you are wonderful at proper grammar- and have an average to slightly above average IQ. I am dyslexic. I am also highly intelligent - I am an out of the box thinker- and creative problem solver. I think about things. I don't feel things- like I suspect you do. THAT is what IQ measures.. so for you to point out my grammar makes my case. Learning to memorize OTHER people's rules, and adopting them as your own, does not a high IQ make. You regurgitate what you have been forced to learn ,and you conform easily, just like the hall monitor that you are. :) You are a sheep. You follow. THAT is what proper grammar measures. Good for you. People with high IQs don't conform. :) I love who I am. Writing skills and all. I would much prefer to hold deep and interesting thoughts than to diagram other people's sentences- any day of the week! :) I love being me.
Keep repeating that, Bitsy, and then answer me this: If I am so stupid then why is it that can I write clearly and to the point? Frame that in the context of you being both "smart" and sounding like a babbling fool. Thanks.
America...My Kind Of Place...
Anyone reading your about 5 to 10 of your posts thinks you are a vacuous twit. This is our concern, dude.
------------------------------------- Being able to express yourself clearly is overrated. Got it.
America...My Kind Of Place...
Of course highly intelligent people, such as myself, see the irony in your comments about my grammar and IQ- on this thread. :) lol.. too funny. Thanks for another opportunity to laugh at your misplaced bravado. lol.. I communicate and express myself exactly as I want to- and it is always appropriate to the situation. Of course YOU don't understand that either, because you do not have multiple inteigences. When I want to write a college term paper- I will rock one out and follow every rule. I will pull out my Kate Turabian workbook ,and cross every t. I am versatile and resilient that way. It sucks to be you, war. Stuck in your little box - stuck on mono focus- obsessed with oral sex jokes for titillation, and jumping on my posts- rubbing yourself up against my words and fantasizing about me. You read my every word. I think you are a clown.
Who is it addressed to, chippy? What is it in regard to, chippy? What was Stone's last post on the thread he locked? You and your ilk aren't very bright. You are too stupid to be embarrassed. So gullible to be suckered and not man enough to admit it.
There is little proof of that, rudy.
yukon is obsessed with the cover-up CT "hacked" story. Few are buying the BS but he persists in pushing his CT, by hijacking any thread. He/she/it is a CT freak!
I recall a re-run of MASH I saw where this uber right winger named Colonel Flagg... Well...it is Wednesday which, besides being Prince Spaghetti day, is the day we all do our washing and irony. Thanks for another opportunity to laugh at your misplaced bravado. lol.. Maybe I should have homeschooled my bravado and I wouldn't have misplaced him as much, the scamp!!! But laughing at him is quite cruel of you. You have such a black heart, Bitsy!!!! I communicate and express myself exactly as I want to- and it is always appropriate to the situation. Hoo boy the self-editing I just engaged in!!! Of course YOU don't understand that either, because you do not have multiple inteigences. Um...if "inteigences" means what I think it means then you are correct...those tantra lessons were a real rip-off!!! When I want to write a college term paper- I will rock one out and follow every rule. I will pull out my Kate Turabian workbook ,and cross every t. I use the Concise English Handbook. It's concise. Something you should try. It sucks to be you, war. I'll just note the irony that you stated that as I'm reading YOUR post and leave it at that. Stuck in your little box I actually have my own desk. I had an office when I worked for Sanwa. It was nice!!! - stuck on mono focus- I have no idea what that means... obsessed with oral sex jokes for titillation, Okay...I call bullshit...I take blow jobs quite seriously. and jumping on my posts- rubbing yourself up against my words and fantasizing about me. I've just alerted Masters & Johnson; I'm stuck in what can only be described as the Vortex of the Negative Arousal Threshold.
America...My Kind Of Place...
The poster's story , of being hacked, is simply not logical.
Don't PING me until you address the question about whether or not you are/were Ibluafartsky. Thanks.
America...My Kind Of Place...
No, it isn't. I pointed it out to him several days ago and all I got back was the usual predictable refusal to answer and another attempt on his part to derail the discussion by accusing me and others of doing what he and his coterie do as a matter of course. The whole thing is a coordinated attempt to shut down discussion the two statist political parties don't want discussed. Increasingly with the board owner's approval. Interesting, n'est ce pas?
Actually, I feel sorry for you, yu-klown. Growing up with Sally as a mother would probably turn anyone queer.
Okay. That gets you nominated to the Biff Tannen, Fred Mertz, Skip Intro time out exemption society (TOES). Anytime I laugh hard enough to set the dogs howling is a damn fine one-liner. Seriously though, just ignore her; I've given up worrying about her mental condition. She is just too bat-shit nuts to ever recover.
You're obsessd, a CT freak, sucker and not man enough to admit you were duped, coward. LOLAYDA!
You never answered my question.....why do you align yourself with and support foul-mouthed, gullible, suckers, faux Christian?
I'll ping whoever in the hell I see fit to ping. Why don't you inquire of the site owner, A K A Stone?
And pass up the chance to shut her up? Never...never in hell... She is just too bat-shit nuts to ever recover. Skip nailed it...Boofer's sister...
America...My Kind Of Place...
You never answered my question.....why do you align yourself with and support foul-mouthed, gullible, suckers, faux Christian? Too ashamed or embarrassed to reply, faux Christian.
I like her. She's just like an aunt I have on my Mom's side. When that woman comes into a room, she makes it interesting; if you find mischief and controlled chaos interesting. ;-D
Answer my question; when you blow a fartski, does it have a brassy sound to it like a tuba gone wrong? Or is like the dying breath of an old man as if many long blunt human appendages have spent a lot of time stretching and working the orifice in question? Just curious, mind you.
Not surprised at all at WHAT you are curious about, mustelid. You and your ilk are all queer.
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#27. To: Rudgear, war, yukon (#21)
That I don't even do that tells you in how much esteem I hold you.
#28. To: Rudgear (#26)
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#29. To: Tater (#27)
cosset
#30. To: war (#28)
You need to think less of yourself and more of others
#31. To: Rudgear (#26)
Actually ...
#32. To: Rudgear (#30)
Exactly whom shall I think more of?
#33. To: Rudgear, war (#30)
Exactly whom shall I think more of?
#34. To: war (#32)
#35. To: Rudgear (#34)
#36. To: Wood_Chopper (#13)
(Edited)
#37. To: Wood_Chopper (#13)
#38. To: diva betsy ross (#36)
#39. To: war (#38)
(Edited)
#40. To: diva betsy ross (#39)
#41. To: diva betsy ross (#39)
the gifted teacher in the school has asked for my consultation on her program
Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
#42. To: Biff Tannen (#41)
#43. To: Biff Tannen (#41)
the gifted teacher in the school has asked for my consultation on her program
#44. To: Skip Intro (#43)
She has to be Boofer's sister.
#45. To: war (#42)
(Edited)
#46. To: diva betsy ross (#45)
Actually, there is no correlation between what the public sees as acceptable writing skills, and high IQ.
#47. To: diva betsy ross (#45)
Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
#48. To: diva betsy ross (#45)
Learning to memorize OTHER people's rules, and adopting them as your own, does not a high IQ make.
#49. To: war (#48)
#50. To: Wood_Chopper, diva betsy ross, Liberator, war, Bill D Berger, Ferret Mike (#13)
Take a look at yukon's post in #1 of this thread. It actually belongs with another thread, not this one.
#51. To: Rudgear, Wood_Chopper, Liberator, A K A Stone (#14)
For what its worth, I think
#52. To: Wood_Chopper, diva betsy ross, Liberator, war, Bill D Berger, Ferret Mike, *Yukon neo-Progressive Vermin* (#13)
Take a look at yukon's post in #1 of this thread. It actually belongs with another thread, not this one.
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
Godwinson posted on 2011-02-23 11:47:32 ET
http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=18011&Disp=46#C46
#53. To: diva betsy ross (#49)
Of course highly intelligent people, such as myself, see the irony in your comments about my grammar and IQ- on this thread.
#54. To: hondo68 (#52)
#55. To: yukon (#50)
#56. To: diva betsy ross (#54)
#57. To: war, Biff Tannen, Fred Mertz, Skip Intro, Badeye, Tater, A K A Stone (#53)
Okay...I call bullshit...I take blow jobs quite seriously.
#58. To: hondo68, Wood_Chopper, diva betsy ross, Liberator, war, Bill D Berger, Ferret Mike (#52)
#59. To: diva betsy ross (#49)
Of course highly intelligent people, such as myself,
#60. To: war, A K A Stone (#55)
Don't PING me
#61. To: harrowup (#57)
Seriously though, just ignore her;
#62. To: diva betsy ross, All (#59)
#63. To: war (#61)
#64. To: yukon (#62)
#65. To: Ferret Mike (#64)
Just curious, mind you.
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