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Published: Apr 12, 2011
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Post Date: 2011-04-12 19:36:31 by CZ82
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The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole. 3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.. 7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high 8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 13. Glibido : All talk and no action. 14. Dopeler Effect : The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating. The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are: 1. Coffee , n. The person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted , adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained. 3. Abdicate , v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade , v. To attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly , adj. Impotent. 6. Negligent , adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown. 7. Lymph , v. To walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle , n. Olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulence , n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash , n. A rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle , n. A humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude , n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon , n. A Rastafarian proctologist. 14. Oyster , n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms. 15. Frisbeetarianism , n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. 16. Circumvent , n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men
Poster Comment: 5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. Isn't this where the Liberals live?????
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#85. To: Wood_Chopper (#83)
You've yet to post any names, COWARDLY gasbag diva!
Actually, I feel sorry for you, Rudgear. Being hatched on a fencepost would probably make anyone a retarded POS!.
Bet you're pissed enough to scratch someones' eyes out!
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
I point at and laugh at you, COWARDLY gasbag diva! LOLAYDA!
Actually, I feel sorry for you, Rudgear. Being hatched on a fencepost would probably make anyone a retarded POS!.
And most likely you're skipping while you're doing it, with the non-pointing arm flapping in the air, elbow tucked neatly into your side.
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
Drinking a Guinness Draught and laughing as I make you dance by remote, little marionette.
Actually, I feel sorry for you, Rudgear. Being hatched on a fencepost would probably make anyone a retarded POS!.
It is fun to watch you make him dance ...
Sure twink, sure. You talk like a fag. "Dance"?????? "little marionette" ???????? You're not doing much in the way to bolster your FAIRY tale.
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
Give up on getting me banned?? LMAO.
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
How can I give up on something I never tried ... stupid? ROTFLMAO ... Yukon, pull his strings some more ...
"Dehhhhhhh, hey yukon, deeehhhh, pull his strings summore, deeeeehhhhhhhhh". Didn't I see you playing a banjo in the movie "Deliverance"??? You really think anyone here takes you, yukon, or any of the hit squad seriously since I spent hours exposing you guys last night??? Jesus "Gatlin", get a fucking clue!
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
You appear to be angry enough to scratch someone's eyes out, diva! LOLAY!
Actually, I feel sorry for you, Rudgear. Being hatched on a fencepost would probably make anyone a retarded POS!.
You're powerless here yukon. Your tactics, your "group" ... all of it, has been exposed. You guys are doing nothing now except making even bigger fools of yourselves than you did previously. Nobody takes you, Gatlin or any of the others seriously. Your juvenile tauntings and "ganging on" have no effect other than to make people laugh at you. Go back to LP, where you're protected by Goldi's skirts.
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
Alex, "I'll take a fucking clue for a thousand." BTW, I am not Jesus Gatlin ... just Gatlin, please. I know how highly you must think of me ... but that is going a little overboard, dontcah think?
When you people are ripping me and saying I protect people. Make sure you say that you are being protected by Stones "muscles".
Nah, I was Burt Reynolds.
You'll be the first I ping to it, should it ever occur.
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
Better you "attempt" to expose us ... than to continue exposing yourself in public parks. Ya think ...
see #96.
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
I didn't know you were playing that close attention to my zipper. You stop it now ... ya hear, just stop it. lol (sorry Zesta ... yukon made me do that).
Nah, I am not interested in seeing "96" ... "69" woud be far better. I hate that back to back stuff ... We can stop this anytime you wish to ... just let me know when you are ready.
I would say that your problem here is not all that unusual. In every forum I've ever been on the pointless "flame-fight" threads get all the play. ("I'll admit to posting a couple of them but I really feel that Goldi's version of the Snooker-Thon was a relevant issue because she was asking for checks made out so that anybody and their dog could cash them and that was basically my reason for posting them.)
Would you still like to learn about my distinguished military career? You were asking about it last night.
again, see post #96. You're powerless here at LF. Go back to LP and hide behind Goldi's skirts.
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
Nah, AGAIN ... not interested.
Who wants power when they have charm, personality and money?
Baaaah Baaaah ... I think your sheep need attending to.
My work here is finished.
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
Why, you wanna play "peek-a-boo?" Okay ... I'll play your silly game with you. Goo Goo Dah ... peek-a-boo. There, happy now. Then take your "pacifier" and go to beddy-bye
Finished? You work never started ... it was a flameout, but you wouldn't know about that sorta thing. Would you?
Ya cum bak ... ya hear!
Laughs. Oh, that's a keeper!
ROTFLOLAY! Have you been contracting CNN for polling? Let's see the results, dipwad! What do you say we take a poll?
looks like you found something to keep yukon busy all day.
And the sheep will bleat their submission, Burma Shave.
Apparently Goldi-Stone didn't want to see the results of the poll I posted. It's been deleted.
I am 100% certain that he was not hacked.
America...My Kind Of Place...
So am I, and so are 90% of the posters here, which is probably why Stone took down the poll.
It's been deleted It should be obvious to you that Stone has had enough of the "stirring the pot crap" ... as have I and others. It is far past time to let the obsessed vendetta fade into the sunset ... to return never more.
I am 100% certain that he was hacked. Stone said also said that it was his opinion that he was hacked.
Unproven statement ... purely personal conjecture masked to support a biased opinion. ... "probably" ... "maybe" ... "could be" ... Facts, Watson, just the facts!
You know what? That poll would have settled the question once and for all.
Looks like the Wood_Chopper chops more than "wood." The Wood_Chopper just chopped of his tongue ... the poll has been removed. ROTFLMAO ...
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Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/LatestIt's readily apparent you're in over your head.
#86. To: yukon (#85)
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#87. To: Wood_Chopper (#86)
#88. To: yukon (#87)
I point at and laugh at you, COWARDLY gasbag diva! LOLAYDA!
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#89. To: Wood_Chopper (#88)
And most likely you're skipping while you're doing it
#90. To: yukon (#89)
Drinking a Guinness Draught and laughing as I make you dance by remote, little marionette.
#91. To: yukon (#89)
Drinking a Guinness Draught and laughing as I make you dance by remote, little marionette.
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#92. To: Tater (#90)
It is fun to watch you make him dance ...
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#93. To: Wood_Chopper, yukon (#92)
Give up on getting me banned?? LMAO.
#94. To: Tater (#93)
(Edited)
Yukon, pull his strings some more ...
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#95. To: Wood_Chopper, Tater (#94)
Jesus "Gatlin", get a fucking clue!
#96. To: yukon (#95)
You appear to be angry enough to scratch someone's eyes out, diva! LOLAY!
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#97. To: Wood_Chopper (#94)
Jesus "Gatlin", get a fucking clue!
#98. To: Wood_Chopper, all (#96)
Go back to LP, where you're protected by Goldi's skirts.
#99. To: Wood_Chopper (#94)
Didn't I see you playing a banjo in the movie "Deliverance"???
#100. To: A K A Stone (#98)
When you people are ripping me and saying I protect people. Make sure you say that you are being protected by Stones "muscles".
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#101. To: Wood_Chopper (#94)
... since I spent hours exposing you guys last night???
#102. To: Tater (#101)
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#103. To: Wood_Chopper, Zesta, yukon (#96)
all of it, has been exposed.
#104. To: Wood_Chopper (#102)
see #96.
#105. To: A K A Stone (#77)
The Fed EXPOSED!!! The FARO RESERVE BANK!!!
#106. To: Wood_Chopper (#104)
#107. To: Tater (#103)
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#108. To: Wood_Chopper (#107)
again, see post #96.
#109. To: Wood_Chopper (#107)
You're powerless here at LF.
#110. To: Wood_Chopper (#107)
And the sheep will bleat their submission,
#111. To: Tater (#109)
Who wants power when they have charm, personality and money?
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#112. To: Wood_Chopper (#107)
... Go back to LP and hide behind Goldi's skirts.
#113. To: Wood_Chopper (#111)
My work here is finished.
#114. To: Wood_Chopper (#111)
My work here is finished.
#115. To: Wood_Chopper (#76)
yucon,v. attempt to bullshit someone. example: "He yuconed everyone, but they laughed in his face."
#116. To: yukon, Wood_Chopper (#75)
(Edited)
The vast majority are NOT buying your "I wuz haCked" FAIRY tale, and are getting quite a kick out of watching you squirm through your various attempts to vilify anyone not buying it.
#117. To: Bill D Berger (#116)
Seeing the others as fools,
Not knowing nor even caring,
They've become no more than tools.
#118. To: Wood_Chopper (#117)
looks like you found something to keep yukon busy all day.
#119. To: Bill D Berger (#116)
#120. To: war (#119)
I am 100% certain that he was not hacked.
#121. To: Bill D Berger. A K A Stone (#118)
looks like you found something to keep yukon busy all day. Apparently Goldi-Stone didn't want to see the results of the poll I posted.
#122. To: war, A K A Stone (#119)
I am 100% certain that he was not hacked.
#123. To: Bill D Berger (#120)
So am I, and so are 90% of the posters here, which is probably why Stone took down the poll.
#124. To: Tater (#121)
It should be obvious to you that Stone has had enough of the "stirring the pot crap" ...
#125. To: Wood_Chopper (#117)
looks like you found something to keep yukon busy all day.
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