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Title: World's Shortest Books
Source: E-mail
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Published: Apr 2, 2011
Author: Me
Post Date: 2011-04-02 13:32:47 by CZ82
Keywords: None
Views: 6473
Comments: 23

World's Shortest Books

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama


MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

by Tiger Woods


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan Illustrated by Michael Moore

Forward by George Soros


MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton _

Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

by Bill Clinton

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates


THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

by Dennis Rodman


THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

by Al Gore & John Kerry


HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

by Dr. Jack Kevorkian


TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE

by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

by Mike Tyson


THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY


MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

by O. J. Simpson


MY BOOK OF MORALS

by Bill Clinton

with introduction by the Rev. Jesse Jackson

AND, JUST ADDED:

My Complete Carnal Knowledge of Successful Economics

by Nancy Pelosi


Poster Comment:

Anybody notice a pattern here????????

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#1. To: CZ82 (#0)

Anybody notice a pattern here????????

Yes, you like to post really juvenile shit that nobody reads.

"Am I for or against abstinence?" - Sarah Palin

Skip Intro  posted on  2011-04-02   18:03:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Skip Intro (#1)

Yes, you like to post really juvenile shit that nobody reads.

Well you read it didn't you..... you can always "bozo" me if you want.... or you can just "Pull" your computer monitor "out" of your ass...... whichever works for you best just feel free to do it......

"I love the 45 caliber M1911, I respect the 9MM M9 Beretta but I only carry a CZ for my own personal protection". Quote courtesy of Lt Col John Dean Cooper, recognized as the Father of Modern Handgunning

CZ82  posted on  2011-04-02   18:13:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: CZ82, Skip Intro (#2)

The conservative base went from being people who listened to classical music and opera to people who never matured past Jr high school and who tend to live in mobile homes.

"Keep Your Goddamn Government Hands Off My Medicare!" - Various Tea Party signs.

Godwinson  posted on  2011-04-03   14:59:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Godwinson (#3)

The conservative base went from being people who listened to classical music and opera to people who never matured past Jr high school and who tend to live in mobile homes.

Jealous????? Did somebody steal your sleeping bag out of the cardboard box you live in???? I'm sorry about that but the neighbors dog needed a new bed in his dog house, he was getting cold....

And I still listen to classical once in awhile..... music soothes the soul, did you know that???? Maybe you should try it sometime..... you wouldn't be on EDGE so much..... life might actually be fun for you then.....

"I love the 45 caliber M1911, I respect the 9MM M9 Beretta but I only carry a CZ for my own personal protection". Quote courtesy of Lt Col John Dean Cooper, recognized as the Father of Modern Handgunning

CZ82  posted on  2011-04-03   21:27:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: CZ82 (#4) (Edited)

Conservatives went from listening for wisdom from William F. Buckley to Larry the Cable guy......

"Keep Your Goddamn Government Hands Off My Medicare!" - Various Tea Party signs.

Godwinson  posted on  2011-04-03   21:31:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Godwinson (#5)

Conservatives went from listening for wisdom from William F. Buckley to Larry the Cable guy......

So is that why you're not a conservative anymore?????

I fail to see the reasoning behind leaving someone who didn't keep their promises, to now supporting someone who just outright lies to you????

"I love the 45 caliber M1911, I respect the 9MM M9 Beretta but I only carry a CZ for my own personal protection". Quote courtesy of Lt Col John Dean Cooper, recognized as the Father of Modern Handgunning

CZ82  posted on  2011-04-04   15:16:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: CZ82 (#0)

NYC Bike Couriers I Have Frightened by Boofer

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Whatcha lookin' at, butthead
Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?

Biff Tannen  posted on  2011-04-04   15:30:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Biff Tannen (#7)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

war  posted on  2011-04-04   15:32:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: CZ82 (#2)

Chukles...best to just walk away from an ass kicking rather than typing angry...

How about:

Things I Learned

By George W. Bush

war  posted on  2011-04-04   15:35:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: CZ82 (#0)

That was pretty funny.

A K A Stone  posted on  2011-04-04   15:38:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: war (#9)

If I could add yours and Biffs I would do it.... LOL...

"I love the 45 caliber M1911, I respect the 9MM M9 Beretta but I only carry a CZ for my own personal protection". Quote courtesy of Lt Col John Dean Cooper, recognized as the Father of Modern Handgunning

CZ82  posted on  2011-04-04   15:43:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: CZ82 (#0)

amusing...and at least its not another 'attack thread'.

I hear you knockin...go back where you been....

Badeye  posted on  2011-04-04   15:44:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: CZ82 (#11)

Its funny how they can't seem to get through a day without me.

I hear you knockin...go back where you been....

Badeye  posted on  2011-04-04   15:46:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: CZ82 (#6)

So is that why you're not a conservative anymore?????

I did not say I was not a conservative anymore. I no longer identify with American conservatives - who I think have become know-nothing ditto headed low browed dupes - while they think of themselves as being independent minded, etc.

I more closely identify with the traditionalist movement of conservative ideology exemplified by the European Christian Democrats, etc but I am now more rationalist than anything. I only care if a program works rather than the ideology behind it. Goal oriented vs ideology oriented. If lowering taxes raises revenues I am for it. If it is shown it does not then I am against it. Science + rationality + compromise.

"Keep Your Goddamn Government Hands Off My Medicare!" - Various Tea Party signs.

Godwinson  posted on  2011-04-04   15:51:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: Badeye (#12)

amusing...and at least its not another 'attack thread'.

I thought those "attack threads" were for making fun of what is currently going on in the political atmosphere of our country???? The problem is too many people feel insulted because they identify themselves with a certain party.....

"I love the 45 caliber M1911, I respect the 9MM M9 Beretta but I only carry a CZ for my own personal protection". Quote courtesy of Lt Col John Dean Cooper, recognized as the Father of Modern Handgunning

CZ82  posted on  2011-04-04   16:14:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Godwinson (#14)

Then I guess I have misinterpreted some of your posts.....

"I love the 45 caliber M1911, I respect the 9MM M9 Beretta but I only carry a CZ for my own personal protection". Quote courtesy of Lt Col John Dean Cooper, recognized as the Father of Modern Handgunning

CZ82  posted on  2011-04-04   16:17:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: CZ82 (#15)

I was referring to the childish one's used to attack specific posters.

I hear you knockin...go back where you been....

Badeye  posted on  2011-04-04   16:36:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: Badeye (#17)

I was referring to the childish one's used to attack specific posters.

So are you refering to some of mine or someone elses???

"I love the 45 caliber M1911, I respect the 9MM M9 Beretta but I only carry a CZ for my own personal protection". Quote courtesy of Lt Col John Dean Cooper, recognized as the Father of Modern Handgunning

CZ82  posted on  2011-04-04   16:48:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: CZ82 (#18)

None of yours that I'm aware of, others.

It detracts from any forum. JMHO.

I hear you knockin...go back where you been....

Badeye  posted on  2011-04-04   16:56:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Badeye (#19)

It detracts from any forum. JMHO.

Your mommy liked my deep voice.

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Whatcha lookin' at, butthead
Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?

Biff Tannen  posted on  2011-04-04   16:57:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Biff Tannen (#20)

Oh biffy...you having a mommy fixation isn't exactly 'news', kid....

I hear you knockin...go back where you been....

Badeye  posted on  2011-04-05   9:45:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: Badeye (#21)

#414. To: malador (#410)

Your mommy misses my deep voice.

Badeye posted on 2007-04-12 15:22:23 ET Reply Trace

war  posted on  2011-04-05   9:46:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: Badeye (#21)

#17. To: malador (#16)

[I]f I need free sex, I just wait til your mommy calls me here in the office.

Badeye posted on 2007-04-12 14:27:32 ET Reply Trace

war  posted on  2011-04-05   9:48:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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