President's Day I was eating lunch last week with my 8-year-old grandson when his mom asked him "What was the holiday you got off school for last week?"  He said "It was President's Day" 
 She asked, "What does that mean?.... I was waiting for something profound... 
 He said, "President's Day is when Obama stepped out of the White House and when he saw his shadow, we were going to have 2 more years of unemployment." 
 I almost snorted my coffee.