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Title: Fox News Warns That Without Angry Rhetoric It Will Have 24 Hours to Fill
Source:
borowitzreport.com
URL Source: http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/ ... it-will-have-24-hours-to-fill/
Published: Mar 7, 2011
Author: no telling who wrote this
Post Date: 2011-03-07 20:26:07 by Ferret Mike
Keywords: None
Views: 3713
Comments: 5
Would Create ‘Giant Hole’ in Program Schedule NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – Calls for a reduction in violent political rhetoric have plunged the Fox News Channel into chaos, with a Fox spokesperson warning today that such a move “would leave us with 24 hours to fill.” “Let’s not underestimate the giant hole this would create,” said spokesperson Carol Foyler. “Fox without violent rhetoric would be like The Weather Channel without maps.” Ms. Foyler said Fox was preparing for a “worst-case scenario” in which it was pressured to air responsible statements in place of its current programming: “If it comes to that, God forbid, we’ll just air 24 hours of ‘24’.” In contrast with Ms. Foyler’s alarmed comments, Fox host Glenn Beck took the news of a possible programming change in stride: “If I’m kicked off the air, I’ll return to my first love: standing in the back of crowded theaters and yelling, ‘Fire.’” But Fox commentator Sarah Palin was less enthusiastic about the new call for tempered rhetoric: “For the first time in my life I don’t have anything to write on my hand.” In other cable news developments, CNN confirmed that it was considering dropping Kathleen Parker from its “Parker Spitzer” program, but said it had balked at Elliot Spitzer’s suggestion of “a different woman every night.”
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#1. To: Ferret Mike, ALL (#0)
Consider the source folks, faggot mikey is known and self admitted LIAR. EVERYONE, even libTURDS, who have ever had any contact with faggot mikey KNOWS that he is just a libTURD LIAR. ie. "Ferret Mike is a liar by Ferret Mike is a liar Thursday Aug 5th, 2004 3:26 PM The image, which he himself linked to, is on the Yahoo News site. He is nothing but a liar and troublemaker. ... Add a Comment Ferret Mike is a liar by Ferret Mike is a liar 2 Thursday Aug 5th, 2004 3:28 PM Here's the actual image link. All Yahoo photos have "yimg.com" in them. www.indybay.org/ne wsitems/2004/07/30/16906761.php? show_comments=1#16912141)
#2. To: Mad Dog (#1)
Heehee, keep going M. Doggie Dawg, keep posting. I knew you wanted to do this, and you are predictable, so I posted this satire article jusr for you. ;-D
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