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Humor Title: Lizard Lick Towing If you haven't seen this show yet,you owe it to yourself to tune in. Funniest damn show on television. It's about a couple of fat rednecks that run a repossession agency in Kentucky. The fat redneck that owns it with his wife dresses up like a WWF punk rocker for teebee purposes,and the other one (the bad one) is just happy to be a good old boy. Both are afraid of the WWF rednecks wife,who has been known to punch out large men that piss her off. Oh yeah,she is a attractive blonde that may or may not be fat. Hard to tell because she is pregnant. The first repo they went on tonight (episode 4) was so far out in the sticks THEY were worried about running into rednecks. Sure enough,they did. One came running out wearing cammies and carrying a rifle and screaming stuff like "AHLL kill you MF'er if you mess wid mah daddies truck!",and then proceeds to jump up in the bed of the truck and grab a plastic gasoline can and starts throwing gas on the tow truck while screaming about how he was going to burn it to the ground and thowing in a bunch of traditional MF'ers. Needless to say,they jumped in their tow truck and hauled ass. Later on that afternoon the guy calls them at their shop and apologizes for his actions and tells them to come get the truck and that he will let them have it with no problems. "There won't be any guns this time,honest! I got to thinking about what my daddy would think about how I acted today,and he would have been ashamed of me." I don't know this for a fact,but I suspect his daddy is dead and they are trying to repossess the dead daddy truck. Anyhow,the WWF redneck is hesitant to go back out there. He thinks it's a trick. The other redneck says something like "I don't care. We make our money repossessing stuff,so let's go git it." Off they go. It's already dark when they get there,and very quiet. As they back up to the pickup to hook up with the stinger lift,here comes the cammie redneck again. Screaming more "AHLL KILL YOU FOR MESSING WITH MAH DADDIES TRUCK,MF'ers",and this time he ain't waving a rifle. He's waving Molotov Cocktails. No shit. Tosses one into the bed of his father's truck and sets that on fire,and tosses another one on the back of the wrecker before they can get away. Luckily for them there was only steel back there so it went out before the whole truck caught fire. And all this was over a 1998 Ford F-150 PU. Worth maybe 500 bucks And this wasn't the funny one. The funny one was when they were hired to go repossess a herd of whitetail deer. No kidding. At 225 bucks per pop. They go out there and meet up with the guy that hired them,and he tells them they will subdue the deer by shooting them with tranquilizer darts,and the rednecks are loving this idea. Then the guy tells them the real reason he hired them is to protect them because the guy they are repossessing the herd from is a ex-Marine that is violent and crazy. Sure enough,as they are enjoying the hell out of themselves popping the deer with tranq darts and loading them into a livestock trailer the ex-Marine shows up and he might be bigger than either of the big rednecks. He tackles the WWF redneck,and as they are rolling around on the ground the WWF redneck hollers to the other redneck to help him. The other redneck decides the best way to do this is to shoot the ex-Marine with the same tranq darts they have been instantly knocking the deer out with. No shit. So he pops one off,and hits the WWF redneck in the ass with the tranq dart. This is where I started laughing so hard I almost lost my breath. I honestly can't remember the last time I laughed so hard or so much. AND......,the promo for episode 5 shows it might be even funnier. PLEASE tune in and start watching this show so it doesn't go off the air. This stuff is hysterical.
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#4. To: sneakypete (#0)
I did some searching around; it is on TruTV, but the agency is in North Carolina, petey. No biggie.
Hmmm,the description on the channel says Ky. No big deal either way. Rednecks are rednecks,no matter where they come from.
#9. To: sneakypete (#7)
I'll try to watch it the next time it will be on. Do you know when?
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