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Title: Second Amendment Remedies and Tea Party Fat-Boy Militias
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itbegsthequestion.com
URL Source: http://itbegsthequestion.com/archives/2135
Published: Nov 20, 2010
Author: Larry Wohlgemuth
Post Date: 2011-02-09 10:41:33 by Godwinson
Keywords: militia
Views: 10589
Comments: 11
Second Amendment Remedies and Tea Party Fat-Boy Militias By Larry Wohlgemuth, on November 12th, 2010 Did you ever get to find out if you were as good at something as you thought? I did, playing football at Fort Scott CC. Every day I lined up against Cliff Frazier, all 6’683;, 265 pounds of him, only to be reminded that I was merely a good football player. At 682;, 210#, Cliff tossed me around like a rag doll. Later an All-American at UCLA, he was selected in the second round of the NFL draft by the Kansas City Chiefs. Traded to the Philadelphia Eagles because of stalled contract negotiations with the Chiefs, his career was ended by a broken leg in his first regular-season game. There’s no doubt he would have been a star. I got to test my mettle against an NFL player every day, and was reminded I was a good football player, at best. On days when Cliff was unmotivated I could have argued that I held my own, although that was inaccurate. More correctly, on those days he didn’t kick my ass as bad as on the days when he came out on fire. I never truly prevailed despite my best efforts. It begs the question, what do these teabagger militia groups believe will happen to them in the event they choose to exercise their “Second Amendment remedies” against professional soldiers? We’ve seen the pictures of a bunch of hillbillies from Bumfuck, TN, wearing camo-fatigues from the Army surplus store and carrying their best hunting rifles on weekend “maneuvers.” They’re preparing to defend themselves against the tyranny and oppression of the United States government. It’s a proud group whose leaders were probably career military NCOs, although they may have served as cooks or supply sergeants. You have to wonder if these “defenders of freedom” ever considered with whom they might be fighting. I believe they envision evil socialists like me, a middle-aged, overweight, unarmed man with knees ready to snap like twigs, in their cross-hairs. But is it the likes of me they would fight, or would they find themselves doing battle with a far more formidable opponent? Most of them are beer drinking guys who work regular jobs, and only get out on weekends to do a little hunting or “conduct military maneuvers.” Many are in their 30s or 40s, with some in their 50s or 60s, and definitely not conditioned for the long haul. Unlike regular military who regularly take 20 mile hikes in full combat gear and field packs weighing 80 pounds, these guys are used to carrying an ice chest a couple hundred yards to where the Klan burns its cross. Only a handful have ever seen combat, but they’re all fired up and ready to go protect America from the tyranny of socialism. Let’s assume the worst-case scenario. Two dozen of these yahoos get liquored up and head into Knoxville where they firebomb Democratic headquarters and shoot half a dozen staffers fleeing the building. On their way out of town they burn an Islamic Mosque and gun down dozens of worshipers. An emergency call goes out to all 150 militia members to meet at their secret location in the Great Smoky Mountain National Forest. Local police and the FBI arrive within an hour, taking descriptions of the perpetrators and their vehicles. The president is notified, and he and the National Security Council decide to view this as an act of domestic terrorism. Federal troops are dispatched. This isn’t any military unit, it’s T-Unit, an elite force comprised of 500 special forces personnel trained specifically to deal with domestic terrorists. All are seasoned combat veterans, having served minimum two tours in Iraq or Afghanistan. Our Second Amendment heroes have no idea of what they set in motion. Using drone surveillance aircraft and infrared satellite technology, the militia is quickly located. T-Unit is flown by helicopter, along with mortars, semi-automatic weapons, shoulder launched missiles and advanced communications equipment to within 5 miles of the target. They arrive at 18:00 hours, establish a perimeter around the militia, and wait until nightfall. At 00:00 hundred hours, T-Unit uses GPS satellites and computer targeting technology to fix their mortars on the militia’s position. Allowing for wind conditions, these mortars are accurate to within a 20 meter radius. Soldiers outfitted with night vision goggles move within 100 meters of the militia camp. At 00:30 hours all hell breaks loose, and the 20 mortars lay down a barrage lasting 5 minutes, dropping 200 or more shells on the militia’s position. Utilizing satellite communications and infrared technology, survivors are located and teams are directed to their exact locations where they are eliminated with extreme prejudice. At 00:45 hours, 15 minutes after the first mortar was fired, all 150 of the militia “freedom fighters” lie dead. T-Unit has only a couple of minor friendly fire casualties, because not one militia person ever got off a shot. It’s the government making the statement; “I got your Second Amendment remedies, right here.” What’s just happened? This is like a bunch of self presumed tough guys from your neighborhood forming a football team and believing they can take on the Pittsburgh Steelers. These soldiers are professionals, practiced at what they do. They’re highly conditioned, they conduct maneuvers daily so they are expertly coordinated in their movements, and they have the most advanced combat technology in the world at their disposal. So that’s your what militia might look like should it exercise its Second Amendment remedies. The decimation would only be limited by the military’s discretion, and nothing else. It might sound like a good idea on a sunny afternoon at a teabagger rally in the park. The reality on a cold, dark Tennessee night on a mountaintop, surrounded by a superior force with superior technology might not provide the romantic moment and victory for which the militia was wishing. They fought the law and the law won. We saw what happened with the Hutaree Christian militia in Michigan, and how other groups folded like cheap tents the minute they were questioned by the FBI. They couldn’t wait to throw their “comrades” under the bus. The professional military understands that their comrades will be there for them, no matter how dire the circumstances. After the first militia group is routed, the rush of members to FBI offices around the country would resemble a stampede. The ones that remained would have no idea who they could trust. So go ahead, exercise your Second Amendment remedies. It might even be me that you kill before the military dismantles you, but the last I heard the mortality rate is 100%, so I’m going to die from something anyhow. Why not this? The only reason I hope it’s not me is because I want to watch your Viagra-induced boners go instantly limp. Four-hour boners? Hell, you wouldn’t even have four-minute boners before you’d be rushing to narc out your militia buddies. Hardened combat veterans will take your Second Amendment remedies and stick them far up your asses, and maybe then we can go back to being a normal country.
Oh yeah, I'll bet these guys scare the HELL out of the real Army. 
They fought the law and the law won.
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#1. To: Godwinson, hondo (#0)
C'mon Hondooo...show 'em how it's done....
war munches a cookie to stay alert, while waiting for the right wing wacko Militia to show up. Why would I wait for someone who I know isn't going to show up? You're the trailer trash version of The Dead Poets Society...just a bunch of guys beating off in a cave... only Loughner had balls. He's the only one who did what you guys stroke each other over daily on these boards.
Here is the militia Hondo and his peeps would wet their pants if they saw coming after them. The weaponized association of women who mutilate the bodies after the battle Militia.
nice quote from war.
If you’re an anti-abortion activist, or if you display political paraphernalia supporting a third-party candidate or a certain Republican member of Congress, if you possess subversive literature, you very well might be a member of a domestic paramilitary group. That’s according to “The Modern Militia Movement,” a report by the Missouri Information Analysis Center (MIAC), a government collective that identifies the warning signs of potential domestic terrorists for law enforcement communities.
My right to free association is protected under the first amendment and my right to revolution is protected - as it is espoused in the Declaration of Independence. That said, these guys - hondoo, Capitaine Erica, et al - talk a big game but scurry like cockroaches when the light is turned on whenever it comes to them actually doing what they pretend they would do. Loughner should be a hero to them. They should be embracing him. Instead they try to bastardize his beliefs into somehow being opposite of theirs.
Right to the point, eh? Well, just under it...
The last time I heard the fat, weak and untrained do their grumblings about how there's gonna be militias to take care of our commie liberal asses was during the Clinton years. Somehow after that, militia talk vanished like the inside of a popped pimple. Now, the big talk is back. They have even made a native born, mixed race man a designated Kenyan to give their fantasies some spice. And believe me, this is some really old and not worth using 'old spice.'
it's easy to talk shit from the comfort of their double wides. Assholes would be on their knees quicker than a two dollar whore if the crap hit the fan.
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#3. To: war (#1)
#4. To: hondo68 (#3)
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#6. To: war (#4)
only Loughner had balls
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#8. To: Ferret Mike (#7)
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#10. To: war (#8)
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That said, these guys - hondoo, Capitaine Erica, et al - talk a big game but scurry like cockroaches when the light is turned on whenever it comes to them actually doing what they pretend they would do.
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