Title: Post Your Super Bowl Predictions Here! Source:
Self URL Source:http://Self Published:Feb 5, 2011 Author:Fred Mertz Post Date:2011-02-05 15:02:00 by Fred Mertz Keywords:None Views:44283 Comments:58
Pills Limpbought had two Steelers on via telephone yesterday. I think they were #51 and #53. Pills is a big Steelers fan, big as in obese.
Have you ever taken any oxy-contin,Fred? If you haven't,you should cut Limbaugh some slack on this one. I used to make fun of him for his oxy addiction,too. Right up until I broke my right hand a couple of years ago and the doc at the ER gave me a oxy script for the pain. I had been hurting at the "I want my mama!" level due to both the break and all the arthritis in that hand,and 20 minutes after I took the first one I caught myself giggling like a schoolgirl and thinking,"You know what? I bet one more of these babies and a coffee cup or two of straight whiskey would really hit the spot!". I went straight to the bathroom and flushing the remaining 19 oxy pills right down the toilet and haven't made fun of Limbaugh over this since.
"You know what? I bet one more of these babies and a coffee cup or two of straight whiskey would really hit the spot!". I went straight to the bathroom and flushing the remaining 19 oxy pills right down the toilet and haven't made fun of Limbaugh over this since.
"You know what? I bet one more of these babies and a coffee cup or two of straight whiskey would really hit the spot!". I went straight to the bathroom and flushing the remaining 19 oxy pills right down the toilet and haven't made fun of Limbaugh over this since.
But not the whiskey.
You are missing the point. That same bottle of whiskey has been in my house since the early 80's without me drinking it,or even thinking about it until I took the 1 oxy pill.
Stupid accident. Working on a piece of equipment and the cover fell down across the top of my hand. I had broken most of the fingers and knuckles at one time or another earlier in my life,and there is so much arthritis in that hand they had trouble telling it was broken on the x-rays.
I had no trouble at all telling it was broken,though.
I did think it was pretty funny when the doc asked me "Has anyone ever told you that you have arthritis in that hand?" I laughed at him and told him "No,but it's not really the kind of thing you have to be told about. You already know."
