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Title: The Right-Wing Nut's Guide to Egypt
Source: GAWKER
URL Source: http://gawker.com/5749601/the-right+wing-nuts-guide-to-egypt
Published: Feb 4, 2011
Author: GAWKER
Post Date: 2011-02-04 11:58:33 by Brian S
Keywords: None
Views: 2942
Comments: 2

Egypt! It's so complicated. Is it a popular democratic uprising? Or is it a collusion between the Muslim Brotherhood and Bill Ayers in the hopes of instating global Sharia law? Or is it just a sign of the Muslim antichrist?

Here's a list of our favorite bizarro right-wing conspiracy theories, predictions, ideas and accusations. They are... pretty amazing! Not in the good way, though.

Egypt and the rest of the Mediterranean countries are all on fire, creating a snowball that is Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Iran 1979


Players: Egypt, Tunisia, Israel, Spain, Greece, Italy, England, Ireland, Russia, the Mediterranean, Franz Ferdinand
Advanced by: Glenn Beck (see video above)
Sample quote: "The entire Mediterranean is on fire. More than that, it's not just the surrounding countries of the Mediterranean; it also spreads up here — you have the U.K. and Ireland already with riots in the street… I think there is a chance that Tunisia is our Archduke Ferdinand moment… He was the guy assassinated in Sarajevo, June 1914. A month later, Austria and Hungary declared war against Serbia and the rest is called World War I. I believe a snowball is being formed, and it is starting to roll… You can at least prepare to not get caught in the snowball. I'm going to show you in a minute how this isn't Berlin. This is Iran, 1979."

Bill Ayers taught the Muslim Brotherhood how to protest


Players: Bill Ayers, Code Pink, President Obama, the Muslim Brotherhood
Advanced by: Kristinn Taylor and Andrea Shea King on BigGovernment.com
Sample quote: "The question is begged: What have Obama's allies Ayers, Dohrn and Code Pink taught the Muslim Brotherhood and other anti-Mubarak organizations in Egypt about using protests, riots and the modern social media to coordinate their actions to undermine the Mubarak regime?"

President Obama secretly facilitated and/or encouraged an Islamist takeover of Egypt


Players: President Obama, nonspecific Islamists
Advanced by: Right-wing personality Tammy Bruce
Sample quote: "If it is found that Obama secretly facilitated or *encouraged* an Islamist takeover of Egypt, an ally, he should be impeached."

Obama is a "pharaoh" who grew a "quasi-mustache" because he is Muslim


Players: President Obama, Muslims, President Obama's facial hair

Advanced by: Rush Limbaugh
Sample quote: "Well, the same question needs to be asked about Pharaoh Obama. Why didn't the Pharaoh see this coming, particularly given his wonderful relationship with this regimes and their people? Obama went over there, made a speech...even grew a quasi-mustache there for the appropriate facial hair."

Escalating anarchy in Egypt is merely a prelude to revolt in the streets in the U.S.


Players: President Obama's obvious authoritarianism, the people, guns, Facebook
Advanced by: Wayne Allyn Root

Sample quote: "Will Obama cut off access to Facebook and Twitter? Will he try to shut down talk radio and FOX News? Obama and his Democratic allies have already suggested doing that (before a true crisis) with "The Fairness Act." Will Obama attempt to ban guns?... Will Obama call in the military to contain the riots of unemployed, hungry, angry youth here in America's biggest cities? Will he allow free speech - even if massive protests call for Obama to step down?"

The Egyptian revolution will result in a dictatorship, because revolutions always result in dictatorships


Players: The secret Egyptian desire for despotism, the inexorable march of history
Advanced by: Michael Walsh
Sample quote: "Anyway, when you look at the course of revolution in the modern era, it's always the same-old same-old: Czar Nicky - Kerensky - Lenin; Kaiser Willie - Weimar Republic - Hitler; Shah Pahlavi - Mr. Bani Sadr - Khomeini. Heck, we can even take it one step further: Gorbachev - Yeltsin - Putin. In other words, no matter the high intentions and democratic slogans, it always turns out badly in the end, especially in countries with, shall we say, a natural affinity for despotism."

Leftists and Islamists have joined forces in Egypt to set the stage for the coming of the Islamic Antichrist


Players: Leftists, Islamists, scripture, the Islamic Antichrist
Advanced by: Author Joel Richardson on WorldNetDaily
Sample quote: "First, both leftist and Islamist ideologies share a populist, collectivist, and even utopian political vision. While the American ideal seeks 'economic freedom,' leftist and Islamists both seek 'economic justice' or radical wealth redistribution as a definitive goal. Second, both the Leftists and Islamists are now using the vehicle of riots, violent protests and revolution to achieve their goals."

The Muslim Brotherhood is attempting to enact Sharia law in the United States


Players: The Muslim Brotherhood, "front organizations," Homeland Security Adviser John Brennan, Allah
Advanced by: Bearded crazy Frank Gaffney
Sample quote: "Janet Napolitano, Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security, is incessantly meeting with Muslim Brotherhood front organizations and I think has in the past, if not today, employed people who are associated with them."

Bomb Iran


Players: Iran, Israel, bombs

Advanced by: Guess who!
Sample quote: "I don't think there's much time to act. And I think the fall of a Egyptian government committed to the peace agreement will almost certainly speed that timetable up." Subscribe to *Middle East Meltdown*

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#1. To: Brian S (#0)

Bill Ayers taught the Muslim Brotherhood how to protest

Players: Bill Ayers, Code Pink, President Obama, the Muslim Brotherhood Advanced by: Kristinn Taylor and Andrea Shea King on BigGovernment.com

Hippie professors teaching Muslims how to protest against authoritarian dictators has to be better than the CIA teaching jihadis covert warfare in the 80s?

"Keep Your Goddamn Government Hands Off My Medicare!" - Various Tea Party signs.

Godwinson  posted on  2011-02-04   12:11:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Brian S (#0) (Edited)

These so called conservative commentators sound crazy but they are not saying these crazy things because they are crazy -background is telling me that they have orders to spin any good news or any news period about the world in a negative way connected to Obama.

This is done to continue the Orwellian 1984 like constant hate and fear of their opponent. They don't want one second to go where a right wing tea bagger type who may for a second become lucid and realize for example this new insurance plan of Obama's is helping her - so they need to keep them focused on the hate for Obama lest the rubes get off mission.

You know the Columbine killers - the two kids - they made self videos and in one video one of the kids says on camera that they try and keep themselves hating all the time so they don't back down from what they are planning to do.

This is sort of what the GOP noise machine does with this kind of talk.

Now, the reason the crazy talk is all over the place is that the stooges on TV and radio have orders to make Obama look bad but they are not told how to spin this so they are left up to their own devices and come up with unique narratives.

We should stop calling these people crazy, because that does not work.

Instead right wing talking heads should be called liars over and over. Don't call them crazy - call them what they are, propagandist liars.

"Keep Your Goddamn Government Hands Off My Medicare!" - Various Tea Party signs.

Godwinson  posted on  2011-02-04   15:26:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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