- Referencing the Constitution = murderous rightwing psychopath - Americas junior colleges are now producing turbocharged rightwing psychopaths inspired by Marx, Bill Ayers and The Decemberists. Our nations John Birch Society dominated faculties must be stopped before someone else reads the Constitution without a license.
- Without any evidence that a suspect ever actually saw a webpage on a former Republican VP candidates PAC site, it is completely easy to connect-the-dots that the webpage is what caused him to go on a kill crazy rampage against a local Democrat candidate he supported.
- Anthropmorphic Rhetorical Warming caused by AM radio commentators and way-down-the-paycable dial, former political candidate reality shows are threatening our civic ozone layer and must be regulated by temperate leftwing bloggers who never raise their voices in anger or assign nefarious motives to their ideological opponents for political gain.
- Obama needed his Oklahoma City Bombing moment. Will using a dead 9 year old girl as a human shield to advance a national gun grab do or will Markos Moulitsas, Jane Hamsher and Charles Johnson activate their sleeper cells on an elementary school a la the Beslan Massacre.
- As the head Sheriff of Pima County, AZ, it is perfectly acceptable to wildly speculate about the motivations behind a killer, whose identity you do not know, to deflect attention from you failing at your job. When revealed what the motivations are you do not have to apologize to the people you wrongfully accused. They were thinking it regardless of whether they acted on it. (ed. Also applies to New York Times, New York Daily News, Washington Post, CNN and MSNBC commentators).
- Sarah Palin is the Kevin Bacon of Tragedy. Everything thats wrong in the world is her fault no matter how tangentially related.
Including this post.