I have a theory.  Obama was born either as a female, or as a hermaprodite...both sex's organs. 
 At some point he/she had to decide which to choose. He chose male, and surgery was performed. 
 That may be why he is so androgenous looking. Tall and skinny...like a girl, with no sportMANship abilities...like throwing a ball. 
 And that may be why he/she is so adamant that the BIRTH CERTIFICATE remains secret...either he is listed as female, or as having both sex organs - hermaphrdite. 
 Goldi-Lox posted on 2011-01-01 13:32:24 ET 
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No wonder his medical records are top secret!