I am disappointed in life anymore, Sneaky. Hooters is being sold to a pile of Mormons. Another page of history is being turned against the American male.
I have just a few moments to discuss in publick with you while you masturbate in your trailer for your sexual cravings.
First, you are so fucked-upped it makes this Christmas holiday appear as though you (personally) want to fuck a door-knob; now remember, this DADT is your fault; you never left your single-wide trailer to be a patriot. All you ever performed was sucking beer provided by your mom and granny (I know they died saving you a 12 pack outside your trailer and you never attended their funeral) but the truth is.. WhiteSands, a new management team is coming into your trailer park ... they want to up the rates... while taking you down to the local brothel in Palm Springs since you can screw. All hearsay, of course.
