They are really making this harder than it has to be. For the guys, instead of having some motley, old, smelly lifelong mall cop feeling you up, they should be using, say, Hooters girls or exotic dancer types.
Then instead of having a bad attitude, the passenger would be much more cooperative.
"Let's be safe. I'm all for it. Check me out and be VERY THOROUGH. Make an example of me. Please."
For the women, maybe they could have Chippendale types standing by.
What do you think?
