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Title: Since the TSA molested my family, why doesn’t Obama volunteer to subject his family to the same security procedures?
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Washington Examiner
URL Source: http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/o ... rity-procedures-108480699.html
Published: Nov 16, 2010
Author: Mark Hemingway
Post Date: 2010-11-16 23:35:44 by WhiteSands
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Keywords: TSA, Napolitano
Views: 1748
Comments: 4
Two weeks ago, my wife flew alone out to Colorado with our two young children. Unaware that the TSA had instituted new and incredibly invasive new security procedures, my wife called me distressed after getting frisked by the TSA. Or as my wife put it, “in some cultures I would be married to my screener by now.” She was joking, but make no mistake — my wife was incredibly disturbed by how intimate a security pat down she received. So here’s my not-so-modest proposal: If the President’s Homeland Security department is so adamant that this is the absolute best way to prevent terrorism, I think the President and his family should voluntarily submit to one of the new invasive pat down procedures. I know the Obamas don’t fly commercial at all these days, so they should probably get a pretty good idea what the rest of us are putting up with. The President and his family — preferably with DHS Secretary Janet “The system worked” Napolitano — should show up at Dulles or Reagan airport on a weekday with a camera crew in tow, as airport pat downs are typically done in full view of hundreds of travelers. All of America will to see the TSA handling the President’s crown jewels. Then a rubber-gloved federal agent will run his hands all over his wife and daughter’s privates while he watches. Then I want him to turn to the camera and tell all of America that this is no big deal and we should all be good citizens and comply with the necessary security procedures. It only seems fair.
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#1. To: WhiteSands (#0)
When 2016 rolls around and they are free of the confines of the Presidency, of course they will be subjected to such searches. And of course, this shall apply to the "twins"...right? {{{chuckle}}}
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