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Title: Obama In India To Be Shielded From Monkeys (30ft towers, snipers, commandos)
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HuffPost
URL Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/ ... -india-trip-2010_n_777165.html
Published: Nov 4, 2010
Author: HuffPost
Post Date: 2010-11-04 21:16:21 by Hondo68
Keywords: red-bottomed bhandar monkeys, deploy commandos, snipers
Views: 7115
Comments: 13
President Barack Obama will undoubtedly employ top-notch security during his Indian travels this week, but there's one additional threat White House officials might not have previously considered -- New Dehli's infamous herds of stray monkeys. According to the Telegraph, Delhi's police force have opted to build 30-foot-tall towers not far from the exclusive ITC Mauriya Hotel, where the Obamas will be staying for two days, in order to shield the president and his wife from both potential terrorists and monkeys. The hotel's proximity to the capital's Ridge Forest means the menacing animals have relatively easy access. In addition to general daily mayhem, the red-bottomed bhandar monkeys have been known to bite through expensive cables and attack people carrying food. Indian police officer Taj Hassan told the Hindustan Times, "This aspect of security will be discussed in an all-agency meeting on Monday. We will deploy commandos, snipers and even monkey catchers to ensure his safety."
Poster Comment: With the monkey catchers and all, the price is now up to $250 million a day.
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#1. To: hondo68 (#0)
24 hours after winning a historic election and "this" is the top story among right-wingers. Hilarious.
Coconuts. Monkeys. Obama. What would you expect?
go65: "24 hours after winning a historic election and "this" is the top story among right-wingers. Hilarious". I think it's a very interesting story when the president has a 30-foot-tall tower built to keep out his best friends and relatives...
"I really wanna care. I wanna feel somethin'. Let me dig a little deeper:. No, My give-a-damn's busted"~ Messina Jo Dee
Need I say more?
When I go to India, I stay in hotels behind big walls with armed guards too. I totally get the security considerations and I don't fault Obama for this. (Taking 3,000 people and spending $200 million a day is another story). What is the largest Muslim country in the world? Indonesia. Number 2? India -- they have over 100 million Muslims. A lot of them would rather be part of Pakistan, or on their own. It's a huge problem. I've been to 26 countries on 6 continents. India is the third world -- lavish guarded office complexes and hotels right next to people living in tin hovels, who get up every morning, take a dump in the weeds, and then splash their rear in the community well. Not good.
Less would be better, skidmark.
I don't blame you either, but I was being sarcastic towards obama...lol
"I really wanna care. I wanna feel somethin'. Let me dig a little deeper:. No, My give-a-damn's busted"~ Messina Jo Dee
Title: Bristol Palin didn't turn in her absentee ballot: "Sorry, Mom!" Post Date: 2010-11-03 23:58:22 by go65 KOS people are funny
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You're a racist.
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I can see the similarities!
Need I say more? If a monkey chewed through hObama's teleprompter cable, what could he say?
I bet Obama makes a 'surprise' visit to Iraq/Afghanistan/Pakistan. Maybe all.
More than OMFGPalin/bush43 put together. But that's about all the positive you can give him. 8D
On January 3, 2011 the GOP assumes responsibility for deficit spending.
#2. To: go65 (#1)
24 hours after winning a historic election and "this" is the top story among right-wingers. Hilarious.
#3. To: go65, hondo68 (#1)
"Delhi's police force have opted to build 30-foot-tall towers not far from the exclusive ITC Mauriya Hotel, where the Obamas will be staying for two days, in order to shield the president and his wife from both potential terrorists and monkeys".
#4. To: go65 (#1)
I think it's a very interesting story when the president has a 30-foot-tall tower built to keep out his best friends and relatives...
#5. To: Murron (#3)
(Edited)
Delhi's police force have opted to build 30-foot-tall towers not far from the exclusive ITC Mauriya Hotel
"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves is sinful and tyrannical." -- Thomas Jefferson
#6. To: Skip Intro, go65 (#4)
Need I say more?
#7. To: jwpegler (#5)
When I go to India, I stay in hotels behind big walls with armed guards too. I totally get the security considerations and I don't fault Obama for this.
#8. To: go65 (#1)
24 hours after winning a historic election and "this" is the top story among right-wingers. Hilarious.
Barrack Hussein Obama
President of the United States of America said that some Americans ; "They can come for the ride, but they gotta sit in back."
#9. To: Skip Intro (#2)
Coconuts. Monkeys. Obama.
Barrack Hussein Obama
President of the United States of America said that some Americans ; "They can come for the ride, but they gotta sit in back."
#10. To: Skip Intro (#2)
Coconuts. Monkeys. Obama.
#11. To: Skip Intro, Murron (#4)
red-bottomed bhandar monkeys have been known to bite through expensive cables
#12. To: hondo68 (#0)
#13. To: hondo68 (#11)
If a monkey chewed through hObama's teleprompter cable, what could he say?
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