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Title: Fox News Estimates Jon Stewart’s Crowd at Seven People
Source:
Borowitz Report
URL Source: http://www.borowitzreport.com/
Published: Oct 30, 2010
Author: Borowitz Report
Post Date: 2010-10-30 17:29:18 by go65
Keywords: None
Views: 7176
Comments: 30
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – The Fox News Channel reported today that the turnout for Jon Stewart’s “Rally to Restore Sanity” was underwhelming at best, with Fox sources estimating the total turnout at seven people. “Our total count includes Stewart, [Stephen] Colbert, and what appear to be a few of their friends and relatives,” said Fox anchor Shepard Smith. “This has to be a smaller crowd than they were expecting.” But immediately after Fox broadcast what it described as “live coverage” of the rally showing a nearly- deserted National Mall, viewers began to point out irregularities in the images being shown. First of all, one viewer noticed that the live coverage of the rally was actually being broadcast a full twelve hours before the rally began. Second, an expert identified the supposedly “live footage” of today’s rally as file footage from a Sunday in 1997 when the Mall was completely shut down for reseeding. Even in the face of such evidence, Fox stood by its story, with Fox host Glenn Beck pointing out that the seven people in attendance were “largely elitists.” “I was struck by how many correctly spelled signs there were,” Mr. Beck said. “That’s not my America.”
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#1. To: All (#0)
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Actual estimates are over 150k (which if this were a Beck rally, would equal 1.5 million according to Fox). For comparison, Beck drew about 90K to his rally earlier this year (give or take 5 million per Fox news)
What is really sad is the fact you think the Borowitz Report is serious!
It was a joke people,a joke. Most likely in response to Stewart's crowd estimate of "10 million people",which was also a joke. One of the fruits from Myth Busters was there,and estimated the crowd at 250,000. Somebody else estimated 10,000. Most likely the real number was somewhere in between the two.
"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)
This place has become as clueless as LP.
That liberals get their news from comedians and cartoons is not surprising.
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Skippy the liar racist is clueless and is glad to be here.
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Come on now. What do you think Sarah Palin, Christine O'Donnell, and Sharron Angle are?
If you feel they are comedians your perceptions are wrong,again. If they were comedians you'd support them.
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You really can't be that dumb.
Most likely in response to Stewart's crowd estimate of "10 million people",which was also a joke. One of the fruits from Myth Busters was there,and estimated the crowd at 250,000. Somebody else estimated 10,000. Most likely the real number was somewhere in between the two. Sneaky, you have a brain, are you sure you are in the right place? :-)
Well, you may be right, Mrs. Badeye. Comedian is too strong a term. They're jokes, not comedians.
You flipped from using your typical racist terms to attack and are now trying out your homophobic ones. Skippy is now shown to be : -Racist Other than hate , you don't have a political philosophy.
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Now you've got me confused with yukon.
Skippy the racist: ”I don't use anybody cracker.” -----------------------------------------------------------
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”I don't use anybody cracker.” Racist? You are one dumb sack of shit, aren't you Whitey? Cracker may refer to: * Cracker (food), a type of biscuit, usually salted or savory edible
To: WhiteSands WhiteSands wrote :”Skip Intro wants to kill posters here.” Skip Intro replied: “No, I just want to help.” -----------------------------------------------------------
You are a proven liar. The thread was not about any of those topics.
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Skip Intro of Liberty Flame is a racist: #2. To: WhiteSands ”I don't use anybody cracker.” -----------------------------------------------------------
Come on now. What do you think Sarah Palin, Christine O'Donnell, and Sharron Angle are? That those who get their news from "entertainers," druggies and philanderers would make this kind of statement is pretty amusing, and reminds me why I filter Whitey's idiocy.
Whitey certainly has a zero track mind.
“You know, the two wars that we’re in right now is exactly what we’re in.” - Sharron Angle, Tea Party Loon and future US Senator
You posted it....United States News See other United States News Articles
More intelligent and better looking than you, skidmark.
so you ARE too dumb to recognize satire. OK, I stand corrected.
You stand alone as a fool. Post your articles in the correct category. If you are confused, request assistance.
Butt-breath is still here? yukko, the flaccid little clown that he is... should just go away.
Getting tired of the bozoed calcon following me around on the 'net, wanting to discuss "tossing salad." Sorry, you sick rump-ranger. NOT interested.
Because you can't HANDLE the truth?
Getting tired of the bozoed calcon following me around on the 'net, wanting to discuss "tossing salad." Sorry, you sick rump-ranger. NOT interested.
Like you, little pussy?
See what happens when you watch CNN, GO? You post things that make you look stupid. (laughing)
Obama's first all-by-his-lonesome budget, btw, calls for a $1.17 trillion deficit.
Beyond superior in intellect to you, skippy?
Obama's first all-by-his-lonesome budget, btw, calls for a $1.17 trillion deficit.
On January 3, 2011 the GOP assumes responsibility for deficit spending.
#2. To: go65 (#0)
Source: Borowitz Report
#3. To: go65 (#0)
#4. To: sneakypete (#3)
It was a joke people,a joke.
#5. To: go65 (#0)
Barrack Hussein Obama
President of the United States of America said that some Americans ; "They can come for the ride, but they gotta sit in back."
#6. To: Skip Intro (#4)
This place has become as clueless as LP.
Barrack Hussein Obama
President of the United States of America said that some Americans ; "They can come for the ride, but they gotta sit in back."
#7. To: WhiteSands (#5)
That liberals get their news from comedians and cartoons is not surprising.
#8. To: Skip Intro (#7)
Come on now. What do you think Sarah Palin, Christine O'Donnell, and Sharron Angle are?
Barrack Hussein Obama
President of the United States of America said that some Americans ; "They can come for the ride, but they gotta sit in back."
#9. To: Ibluafartsky (#2)
What is really sad is the fact you think the Borowitz Report is serious!
On January 3, 2011 the GOP assumes responsibility for deficit spending.
#10. To: sneakypete (#3)
It was a joke people,a joke.
On January 3, 2011 the GOP assumes responsibility for deficit spending.
#11. To: WhiteSands (#8)
If they were comedians you'd support them.
#12. To: Skip Intro (#11)
Well, you may be right, Mrs. Badeye.
-Liar
-Homophobic
Barrack Hussein Obama
President of the United States of America said that some Americans ; "They can come for the ride, but they gotta sit in back."
#13. To: WhiteSands (#12)
You flipped from using your typical racist terms to attack and are now trying out your homophobic ones.
#14. To: Skip Intro (#13)
Now you've got me confused with yukon.
Barrack Hussein Obama
President of the United States of America said that some Americans ; "They can come for the ride, but they gotta sit in back."
#15. To: Skip Intro (#13)
Sharron Angle Runs From Reporters At Her Own Press Conference
Ted Olson On FNS: ‘Would You Like Fox’s Right To Free Press Put Up To A Vote?’
Ted Olson On FNS: ‘Would You Like Fox’s Right To Free Press Put Up To A Vote?’
Post Date: 2010-09-24 14:38:50 by Skip Intro
Republicans propose to make it illegal to be gay in Montana
Barrack Hussein Obama
President of the United States of America said that some Americans ; "They can come for the ride, but they gotta sit in back."
#16. To: WhiteSands (#14)
Skippy the racist:
* Cracker (mountain), a mountain peak in Glacier National Park
* Christmas cracker, traditional British Christmas toy or decoration which gives a loud 'crack' when opened
* Atlanta Crackers, an American baseball team from Atlanta, Georgia
* Florida cracker, a Florida native descended from early pioneer settlers
* Georgia cracker, a Georgia native descended from early pioneer settlers
* Cracker butterflies, a genus of butterfly from the Neotropics
* Cracker (pejorative), an abusive or slang term for a white person
* Cracking (chemistry), the process whereby complex organic molecules are broken down into simpler molecules
* a term for wafer-style Sacramental bread
* a short length of twisted twine or string attached to the end of a whip to produce a cracking sound
* a firecracker
* a device used to open small compressed gas cartridges such as whipped-cream chargers
* a person who performs safe cracking
* a Black-hat computer hacker, a person who breaks security; Software cracker, password cracker
#17. To: Skip Intro, sneakypete (#4)
This place has become as clueless as LP.
Barrack Hussein Obama
President of the United States of America said that some Americans ; "They can come for the ride, but they gotta sit in back."
#18. To: Skip Intro (#16)
(Edited)
Racist? You are one dumb sack of shit, aren't you Whitey?
Barrack Hussein Obama
President of the United States of America said that some Americans ; "They can come for the ride, but they gotta sit in back."
#19. To: Skip Intro (#16)
Barrack Hussein Obama
President of the United States of America said that some Americans ; "They can come for the ride, but they gotta sit in back."
#20. To: Skip Intro (#7)
That liberals get their news from comedians and cartoons is not surprising.
On January 3, 2011 the GOP assumes responsibility for deficit spending.
#21. To: go65 (#20)
#22. To: go65 (#9)
that dumb.
#23. To: Skip Intro, WhiteSands (#7)
What do you think Sarah Palin, Christine O'Donnell, and Sharron Angle are?
#24. To: Ibluafartsky (#22)
You posted it....United States News See other United States News Articles
On January 3, 2011 the GOP assumes responsibility for deficit spending.
#25. To: go65 (#24)
I stand corrected.
#26. To: go65 (#24)
You posted it....United States News See other United States News Articles
#27. To: go65 (#20)
...and reminds me why I filter Whitey's idiocy.
#28. To: Capitalist Eric (#27)
Because you can't HANDLE the truth?
#29. To: go65 (#1)
For comparison, Beck drew about 90K to his rally earlier this year
#30. To: Skip Intro (#7)
Come on now. What do you think Sarah Palin, Christine O'Donnell, and Sharron Angle are?
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