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Title: DISINFORMATION: Colombia uses witchcraft to ensure Republican victory
Source: colombiareports.com
URL Source: http://colombiareports.com/opinion/ ... ensure-republican-victory.html
Published: Oct 11, 2010
Author: staff
Post Date: 2010-10-11 16:24:36 by Ferret Mike
Keywords: None
Views: 4826
Comments: 5

The Colombian government has admitted to using witchcraft to ensure electoral gain for the Republican Party in November's mid-term elections in the United States.

The use of indigenous witchcraft rituals is Colombia's "only hope that there will be a U.S. Congress actually ratifying our free trade agreement," newly installed ambassador to Washington Gabriel Silva said at a Tea Party rally in the state of Virginia on Saturday.

Unaware of the presence of media watchdog Mediamatters.org, the ambassador admitted that being nice to the Democrats was a necessary evil as long as they hold the U.S. Presidency and Congressional majority. "But if you look at it, they've never really done anything for us and we can't wait for them to disappear," Silva was quoted as saying.

"The Republican Party may not be the best option for illegal Colombians in your country, but it's sure as hell the only option for their government in Bogota," the ambassador said.

According to the diplomat, several indigenous tribes in the southern Putumayo and Nariño departments have been "slightly pressured" to perform acts of witchcraft to influence the November elections after the Catholic Church refused to promote a mass prayer offensive in promotion of Colombian business interests in North America.

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#1. To: Ferret Mike (#0) (Edited)

The use of indigenous witchcraft rituals is Colombia's "only hope that there will be a U.S. Congress actually ratifying our free trade agreement," newly installed ambassador to Washington Gabriel Silva said at a Tea Party rally in the state of Virginia on Saturday.

Barack Obama's grandfather, a Mr. Hussein Onyango Obama, was a "Witch Doctor"

http://www.suntimes.com/news/politics/obama/familytree/545466,BSX-News-wotreet09.stng

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Liberals are now pro nuclear proliferation and in support fundamentalist religions that are against homosexuality.

WhiteSands  posted on  2010-10-11   16:40:12 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Ferret Mike (#0)

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE convince to loonie left in D.C. to use this as a major campaign issue. PLEASE.


jwpegler  posted on  2010-10-11   16:40:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: WhiteSands (#1) (Edited)

Barack Obama's grandfather, a Mr. Hussein Onyango Obama, was a "Witch Doctor"

Given Obama's "solutions" to our economic woes, I would have to say that Obama is following the family tradition.


jwpegler  posted on  2010-10-11   16:41:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: jwpegler (#2)

No one can name a GOPer with a witch doctor in the family.

But we can name a Dem with one in his.

:)

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Liberals are now pro nuclear proliferation and in support fundamentalist religions that are against homosexuality.

WhiteSands  posted on  2010-10-11   16:43:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: WhiteSands (#4)

No one can name a GOPer with a witch doctor in the family.

But we can name a GOP senatorial candidate who once claimed she engaged in witchcraft.


jwpegler  posted on  2010-10-11   16:44:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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