I was at a Dallas Cowboys game when Big & Rich sang the national anthem last season. They were both dressed in campy cowboy outfits that were a bit over the top. They did a fairly good a capella version of the national anthem. But they stood about 2 feet apart, and turned to face each other, and proceeded to over-emote as they sang looking directly into each others' eyes. And as if that 2 feet wasn't close enough, they both leaned in so close that at times, I thought they were going to touch their faces together. Very homoerotic. And then at the song's climax -- "O'er the land of the Freeeeee[extend endlessly]" -- where real singers show off their chops -- both Big & Rich leaned back as they strained with effort to being the song to fruition ... and leaning back sent their hips forward. So it was like they were touching their crotches together. When it was over, the guy next to me asked, "Did I just see that?" To which I replied, "If you ever sing the national anthem to me like that, you better at least buy me dinner first."
And since that apparently wasn't enough, Big & Rich came back at halftime and sang their hit song (at the time) "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy."
So to sum up, I won't be seeing Brokeback Mountain in the theatre, because I already saw it in Texas Stadium.
Poster Comment:
They're ghey.
