Dude! Where’s My Suicide?
Curtains up! Lights! Camera! Action!
September 27, 2010:
Larry makes a video of himself ingesting something or other (tic tacs perhaps?) and implying a “goodbye cruel world” finale to his wretched and disgusting life.
The internet is animated with rumors and speculation:
Obama’s gay lover kills himself on video; Larry Sinclair kills himself live …(film at 11;) Who the phuck is Larry Sinclair? Dude offs himself on Rense’ radio show; and so on and so forth; larry sinclair fakes a suicide
This author suggests the motive for the drama, here and here as well…
Sinclair is spotted signing on and off his Viddler account numerous times AFTER the video is released.
Sinclair’s mother declares that she and the USSS walked to find Sinclair. (I’m not making this stuff up.)
Rense reports Sinclair in a hospital at an undisclosed location, yet Sinclair is STILL seen signing on and off his Viddler account numerous times since Rense’ announcement.
So, here it is, Tuesday September 28, 2010 and Sinclair is still among the living.
This, my friends, epitomizes the constant EPIC FAILS of the dude who tried to fake his own suicide. What a loser.
