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Title: Skip Intro Challenging A K A Stone on Origins
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Published: Sep 24, 2010
Author: Dabney Coleman
Post Date: 2010-09-24 13:52:14 by Skip Intro
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#1. To: Skip Intro (#0)
I wish this cartoon at least accurately represented my views. Scientists today are backing off their silly claim that an asteroid killed the Dinosaurs. The fossil record says they were buried in mud laid down by water all over the earth. That is why you can find hundreds of dinosaur footprints fossilized at one place. Why do you think all those dinosuars were gathered together? It was because they were going to higher ground as the flood waters came in.
Why weren't any on the Ark?
Who said they weren't on the ark?
I prefer the explanation that they were all attending a party in the same apartment building. It makes a hell of a lot more sense than your explanation does.
Then where are they?
Scientists today are backing off their comment edited out for clarity of thought] claim that an asteroid killed the Dinosaurs. It does and no they aren't.
Dinosaurs in the Bible Job 40:15 KJV Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. 16 Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. 17 He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. 18 His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron. 19 He is the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach unto him. 20 Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play. 21 He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens. 22 The shady trees cover him with their shadow; the willows of the brook compass him about. 23 Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth. 24 He taketh it with his eyes: his nose pierceth through snares.
There are some that do, as they believe that the asteroid was the crowning blow after diseases took their toll.
Then why was this on the cover of the liberal Time magazine? Maybe an Asteroid Didn't Kill the Dinosaurs http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1894225,00.html
Why are man and dinosaur footprints found together?
It's called science testing itself. Try it with religion some time.
The posit is that scientists are backing off their claim. The ones doing the questioning never subscribed. FWIW, I'm agnostic and don't really care. They aren't here where I am and, thankfully, neither are black bears.
There are no scientific tests to prove evolution or the age of the earth. They are all assumptions. Show me evolution in a test tube. Or anywhere in the world that it has happened.
Very few of the Dinosaurs you are attributing to the description could fit under a 'shady tree', unless it was a Redwood. And that was one big bunch of willows. It sounds like just another Bible description of a vague boogeyman needed to keep the faithful scared and compliant.
Dinosaurs were hatched from eggs. They didn't have navels on their bellies. Anyway, these passages from Job and the ones which precede it are metaphors for how faith is built. The passage that you cite is a metaphor FOR the strength of faith. You're welcome.
You say few of the dinosaurs could "fit" under a tree. It said the creature was lying down under the trees. Also no one here is scared.
Is that your opinion or a statement of fact. If it's the latter it's a lie. Prove to me with a test tube that planets exist. See how dumb your challenge was?
Why do you assume that all dinosuars layed eggs? What do you base that on? No it is not a metaphor. It is a description of a real creature by people what were there.
You say few of the dinosaurs could "fit" under a tree. It said the creature was lying down under the trees. How did it get under them, by crawling?
You don't need a test tube to prove planets exist. You can simply use your eyes at the right time of year, or a telescope. See how stupid your hypothesis was? Probably not, as you are slow and probably disabled (hence your 24/7 presence on the web).
I don't know or care. It doesn't validate or invalidate the account given. It doesn't really matter.
I based it upon paying attention in biology when the reproductive cycles of various species of life were discussed.
You don't need a test tube for evolution.
Wha...huh? Was that a gratuitous attack or is that Big Mac repeating on you?
You had dinosaurs with their insides intact? If you learned that way back when. There should be some article on the web that shows the insides of a dinosaur? And to survive intact billions of years. Amazing.
What is the Book of Job about?
You don't need anything for evolution, except an overactive imagination. Ok then give me one real world example of witnessed evolution. You can't because it didn't happen and will never happen. I'm taking one species to another.
It is about a man named Job (an easterner) probably asian and his life and struggles.
You're babbling. "Insides" can be determined from skeletal remains. Again something you would have learned had you paid attention in biology.
And Job had what tested?
Uh no they can't.
You can tell by the pelvic bone structure, in most cases it's very similiar to that of chickens.
Given that Palestine is in Asia...duh...
He had his faith tested. His blessings removed etc.
ROFLMAO... SAY GOOD NIGHT GRACIE. You just invalidated the ENTIRE science of FORENSICS. Nice job.
When you don't have an original you are guessing and making assumptions.
So it's not a book abut dinosaurs as you claim it is. You have a gross underknowledge of the religion you proclaim to adhere.
They have plenty of originals.
You're stupid. See the above post. In human beings yes because we have studied what the insides are and can make conclusions based on that. But on dinosaurs and other long extinct species it would be assumptions.
So it's your belief that dinosaurs are an outlier species. That everything that has been discovered and held true in forensic biology is not applicable to dinosaurs. Got it...thanks...
Show me one of these dinosaurs with its insides intact. Actually you would have to show me every kind of dinosaur that existed to have a valid point. Get busy.
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#2. To: A K A Stone (#1)
Scientists today are backing off their silly claim that an asteroid killed the Dinosaurs. The fossil record says they were buried in mud laid down by water all over the earth. That is why you can find hundreds of dinosaur footprints fossilized at one place. Why do you think all those dinosuars were gathered together? It was because they were going to higher ground as the flood waters came in.
#3. To: mininggold (#2)
Why weren't any on the Ark?
#4. To: A K A Stone (#1)
Why do you think all those dinosuars were gathered together?
#5. To: A K A Stone (#3)
Who said they weren't on the ark?
#6. To: A K A Stone (#1)
I wish this cartoon at least accurately represented my views.
#7. To: mininggold (#5)
#8. To: war (#6)
It does and no they aren't.
#9. To: war (#6)
#10. To: mininggold (#8)
#11. To: A K A Stone (#9)
#12. To: mininggold (#8)
#13. To: war (#11)
#14. To: A K A Stone (#7)
#15. To: A K A Stone (#7)
#16. To: mininggold (#14)
He moveth his tail like a cedar:
#17. To: A K A Stone (#13)
There are no scientific tests to prove evolution or the age of the earth.
#18. To: war (#15)
#19. To: A K A Stone (#16)
#20. To: war (#17)
#21. To: mininggold (#19)
How did it get under them, by crawling?
#22. To: A K A Stone (#18)
Why do you assume that all dinosuars layed eggs? What do you base that on?
#23. To: A K A Stone (#20)
#24. To: A K A Stone (#20)
See how stupid your hypothesis was? Probably not, as you are slow and probably disabled (hence your 24/7 presence on the web).
#25. To: war (#22)
#26. To: A K A Stone (#18)
No it is not a metaphor.
#27. To: war (#23)
You don't need a test tube for evolution.
#28. To: war (#26)
#29. To: A K A Stone (#25)
#30. To: A K A Stone (#28)
#31. To: war (#29)
#32. To: A K A Stone (#25)
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You had dinosaurs with their insides intact? If you learned that way back when. There should be some article on the web that shows the insides of a dinosaur? And to survive intact billions of years. Amazing.
#33. To: A K A Stone (#28)
It is about a man named Job (an easterner) probably asian and his life and struggles.
#34. To: war (#30)
#35. To: A K A Stone (#31)
Uh no they can't.
#36. To: mininggold (#32)
You can tell by the pelvic bone structure, in most cases it's very similiar to that of chickens.
#37. To: A K A Stone (#34)
#38. To: A K A Stone (#36)
When you don't have an original you are guessing and making assumptions.
#39. To: war (#35)
#40. To: A K A Stone (#36)
#41. To: mininggold (#38)
They have plenty of originals.
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