Are you as thrilled as I am to learn that the recession is over? Heck, according the FED, it hardly happened well, thats not quite right. They acknowledge that it was the worst recession since the Great Depression. Thats the standard formula isnt it? But not to worry. It ended ages ago. In June, 2009, if you can believe it. No, I dont believe it either. Even The New York Times has registered the problem: Second-Quarter Economic Growth, blared on column, revised down to 1.6%. Meanwhile, nationwide unemployment is hovering close to 10%. In Nevada so long, Harry Reid! its a whopping 14.4%. The Washington Times put it well when it said Recession over, but recovery not felt. The operation was a success, madam; unfortunately, the patient died.
Nevertheless, the President thinks that were moving in the right direction. He actually said that to a lady at a Townhall-style meeting the other day. I like that lady. Heres what she said to the President:
Im one of your middle class Americans. And quite frankly Im exhausted. Im exhausted of defending you, defending your administration, defending the mantle of change I voted for, and deeply disappointed with where we are right now.
The frozen smile on the Presidents face is something to ponder (Who let her in here? Why wasnt she vetted?) His response was of the Rome-wasnt-built-in-a-day variety, and ended up with were moving in the right direction.
I guess that must be part of the official White House play book. Vice-President Joe Biden wheeled it out a few weeks ago, to universal derision. No matter. Someone obviously likes the way it sounds: Were moving in the right direction, i.e., were whistling the the dark to keep up our courage.
During the 2008, many commentators, myself included, highlighted Obamas total lack of executive experience. What did he have going for him? A left-wing ideology and a mixed-race background that could be counted upon to appeal to white liberals intoxicated by the multicultural agenda. Noting the contrast between Obamas high-flown rhetoric and his almost comical lack of substance, many commentators (again, myself included) compared Obama ti the Wizard of OZ who nervously tells Dorothy to pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
The more I think about it, though, the more I suspect that The Wizard of Oz is not really the right childrens book character for Barack Obama. A much closer parallel is to be found in Humpty Dumpty, as re-imagined by Lewis Carroll. The Wizard of OZ, after all, is a kindly figure who means well. He has none of the arrogant presumptuousness or magical thinking of Humpty Dumpty. Consider this exchange, excavated from an unpublished working draft of Through the Looking Glass: Or, Economics According to Barack Obama:
`I dont know what you mean by moving in the right direction, Alice said.
Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. `Of course you dont till I tell you. I meant theres a nice knock-down argument for you!
`But moving in the right direction doesnt mean a nice knock-down argument, Alice objected.
`When I use a word, Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean neither more nor less.
`The question is, said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.
`The question is, said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master thats all.
I dont know that the eggs explanation satisfied Alice. Probably not. Of all the unsatisfactory people I ever metShe never finished the sentence, for at this moment a heavy crash shook the forest from end to end.
Come November, remember the original poem:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall:
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the Kings horses and all the Kings men
Couldnt put Humpty Dumpty in his place again.