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Title: Girl Scouts Breed "Pro-Abortion" Lesbians, Says Republican
Source:
Nerve.com
URL Source: http://www.nerve.com/scanner/2010/0 ... rtion-lesbians-says-republican
Published: Sep 10, 2010
Author: Ray Rahman
Post Date: 2010-09-10 20:31:36 by Brian S
Keywords: None
Views: 3485
Comments: 4
Sometimes you can actually hear Republicans think to themselves, "Fuck it, I'm going to go for it." That's what Hans Zeiger, a Republican who hopes to join Washington State's House of Representatives, must have been thinking when he claimed that the Girl Scouts are godless, baby-murdering lesbians. You're right, it's not fair of me to twist his words. Here, watch him twist them himself: The Girl Scouts allow homosexuals and atheists to join their ranks, and they have become a pro-abortion, feminist training corps. If the Girl Scouts of America can't get back to teaching real character, perhaps it will be time to look for our cookies elsewhere. Those green vests are pretty gay, but something just doesn't add up here. I mean, if all Girl Scouts went on to become either homosexual women or straight baby killers, then there would be no more girls, and thus no more Girl Scouts. And if there are no Girl Scouts, there are no Girl Scout cookies. And if there are no Girl Scout cookies, then... then there is no God, oh shit, Hans Zeiger is right! Noooooo!
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#1. To: Brian S (#0)
When the Evangeliban takes over, they'll know how to handle these godless little bimbos.
"Our quest for the lesser evil has arrived at an impasse. On one hand we have a world-class Doublethinker who expects us to thank him for keeping promises he has vigorously broken and to accept the cynical notion that war is peace. On the other we have a mob of flesh-eating galoots who promise to give us Orwell’s Hate Week 52 weeks a year for as long as it takes them to bring about Armageddon. " — Jeff Huber
Never swear "allegiance" to anything other than the 'right to change your mind'!
No, we'll all just let Skip Intro and his sucked-out sucked-out brain breed and admire more mutants. Btw, Bonzo, are the abortionist's forceps still lodged in your neck blocking blood-supply 40 years later?
Hey Brian Scrotum - nice blog of so-called info you've posted here. You're a voyeuristic teeny-bopper, crotch-obsessed, weirdo.
#2. To: Skip Intro (#1)
#3. To: Skip Intro (#1)
When the Evangeliban takes over, they'll know how to handle these godless little bimbos.
#4. To: Brian S, For Scrotum (#0)
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