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Title: Abu el Banat Wins "Hot Dog" Eating Contest At Frisco Bathhouse!
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Published: Sep 9, 2010
Author: Too many volunteers to count
Post Date: 2010-09-09 12:34:02 by Liberator
Keywords: AbuElBoneDog, Is, AVeryHungryBoy
Views: 318810
Comments: 298
San Francisco - Recently, Liberty Flame's leftist poster of a few words (mainly because he functions at a 5th grade level) has been a participant in the underground festivities of several bathhouses in San Francisco's vibrant "Anything Goes" district of the city. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Let us all hail and give a hardy congratulations to our very own Abu el Banat (who used to call himself "Biff Tannen" before his marriage to whatshisname.) He's managed to win yet another "Hot Dog" eating contest! (and according to Abu aka "Biff" - "PLEASE DON'T HOLD THE MAYO!!!")
Poster Comment: Thank, Biffy/Abu for the laughs.
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#2. To: Liberator (#0)
Actually I'd rather give a hearty hail and farewell to the little pustule, but that's just me...
Why do you want to ban everyone?
Who said anything about banning the little street monkey? I wish he'd just leave. But that takes character.
You've stepped into the middle of the Irony Zone and you're looking stupid. Don't worry so much about the latter, tho. It's perpetual. So, I'll help you here: Abu and I are using you to illustrate an event that happened 3 weeks ago.
You're not keeping up with all the posts to you. That's how you claim a faux victory and skulk of the field. What about Liberator's observation about you bozoing everyone?
You need look no further than the subject of choice lubey picked for this thread. Maybe you enjoy reading post after post about the male phallus and other aspects homo erotica. I don't. Thus, lubey and e_type, the two biggest closeted sausage jockeys I have ever seen, are Charter Members of my bozo list. So, to conclude: Do I bozo everyone? No. Do I bozo lubey? Yes. I hope that someday he comes to grips with his orientation. Until then tho...
Is that why you're hanging out here. And while we're at it, screw you. Learn to use the spell check. Its the little red lines, clown.
I'm not running Firefox and my company's version of IE doesn't have it as an option. But fuck you very little.
It just would have accused you of editing again anyway. You interrupted the Chrino reunion. Don't you know they accepted Christ so no display of disgusting perversion will ever be enough stop their levitation to their reward?
Someone's angry that God is picking on them, aren't they?
Who was "God picking on" on 9/11/01? The less you say about God the better off you are.
Loaded question and I would say 'nobody'. I may hate myself for asking this but: who do you think God was picking on?
There is no God. At least, not the one you think there is. I know for a fact that someone who died that day prayed that he'd survive. The Hijackers prayed for success which meant, aomng other things, that they'd suceed in killing him. Whose prayers were granted?
There is a God. The one you fear exists is real. I'm sorry your friend died but that is immaterial to the question. The hijackers will fear the wrath of a God who was asked such a prayer. Sometimes the answer to a prayer is 'no'. I don't know what His purpose was in allowing this terrible thing but I trust Him more than you or any other human agency to put this world right.
#76. To: Rudgear (#69)
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Then He's not anyone I want in my life. The one you fear exists is real. I don't fear that which does not exist. The hijackers will fear the wrath of a God who was asked such a prayer. GOD: "Okay...I'll grant your prayer but you're going to hell for it." Got it. Sometimes the answer to a prayer is 'no'. GOD: "NO I will not allow you to go home safely. IN fact, you're never going home again. And since you had the NERVE to ask me this, I'm going to allow this guy to fly a jet plane into your building...keep you stuck on the 90th floor in terror for an hour and a half and then put you into a pulverizing free fall so that your family will bury only your right index finger." Got it. Neat God you worship.
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#18. To: Rudgear (#2)
Actually I'd rather give a hearty hail and farewell to the little pustule
#19. To: war (#18)
#23. To: Rudgear (#19)
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#24. To: war (#23)
#30. To: Rudgear (#24)
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#39. To: Rudgear (#35)
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Learn to use the spell check. Its the little red lines, clown.
#47. To: war (#39)
I'm not running Firefox and my company's version of IE doesn't have it as an option.
#52. To: mininggold (#47)
#57. To: Rudgear (#52)
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Someone's angry that God is picking on them, aren't they?
#59. To: war (#57)
#63. To: Rudgear (#59)
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#69. To: war (#63)
Replies to Comment # 69. There is a God.
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