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Title: Abu el Banat Wins "Hot Dog" Eating Contest At Frisco Bathhouse!
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Published: Sep 9, 2010
Author: Too many volunteers to count
Post Date: 2010-09-09 12:34:02 by Liberator
Keywords: AbuElBoneDog, Is, AVeryHungryBoy
Views: 293862
Comments: 298
San Francisco - Recently, Liberty Flame's leftist poster of a few words (mainly because he functions at a 5th grade level) has been a participant in the underground festivities of several bathhouses in San Francisco's vibrant "Anything Goes" district of the city. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Let us all hail and give a hardy congratulations to our very own Abu el Banat (who used to call himself "Biff Tannen" before his marriage to whatshisname.) He's managed to win yet another "Hot Dog" eating contest! (and according to Abu aka "Biff" - "PLEASE DON'T HOLD THE MAYO!!!")
Poster Comment: Thank, Biffy/Abu for the laughs.
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#196. To: Rudgear (#193)
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Actually, anyone like me who was a paratrooper at Ft. Bragg, N.C. for nine years always has an NCO aspect to them always begging to be let out. I was also a UH-1H crewchief my first enlistment, so aviation metaphors come easy to the Sergeantized part of me.
Your big wordiness doesn't disguise your assholiness.
"Were you ever in the music or song writing business?" ... e_type_jagoff to Mudboy lol ..... AND ....... "But his decent into vile absurdity is still actually kind of sad and pitiful really" .... mad doggie
I attributed it to auto erotic asphyxiation he and war engaged in with David Carradine.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
Actually, this pleases me. Normally Conserva Nutzies don't have a large enough brain pan to visualize. With any luck, you can also imagine in color as well.
He might be talking about your good buddy Liberator, AKA F16Fighter or some BS title like that. Maybe he'll take you up for a ride if you're nice to him. You don't seem to have much of a clue about what's going on here, do you?
"Our quest for the lesser evil has arrived at an impasse. On one hand we have a world-class Doublethinker who expects us to thank him for keeping promises he has vigorously broken and to accept the cynical notion that war is peace. On the other we have a mob of flesh-eating galoots who promise to give us Orwell’s Hate Week 52 weeks a year for as long as it takes them to bring about Armageddon. " — Jeff Huber
Oh. A touchy-feely paratrooper NCO bleeding heart. You win the novelty prize, Sgt Hulka.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
Is anybody talking to you, pinhead?
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
Do you know why that is impossible?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
Very good. I though perhaps only libe would pick up on that.
Just trying to help you out, Ruddy. You seem lost.
"Our quest for the lesser evil has arrived at an impasse. On one hand we have a world-class Doublethinker who expects us to thank him for keeping promises he has vigorously broken and to accept the cynical notion that war is peace. On the other we have a mob of flesh-eating galoots who promise to give us Orwell’s Hate Week 52 weeks a year for as long as it takes them to bring about Armageddon. " — Jeff Huber
Am I expected to be in awe of somebody here?
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
Oh...sorry...I interrupted nappy time...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
It depends upon the answer to this question...are you from Boston?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Indeed he does. In fact, I was trying to read that little note on his back to see if its a name address card his mummie pinned to his shirt should he get lost. Of course, considering who he runs with, it could be a "Kick Me" sign one of his fellow Conserva Nutzies stuck on him in a mad moment of excruciating boredom. You know conservative humor; it can and does dip into fratricide quite often.
It is better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought the fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Learn it. Live it. Love it.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
You losers are exasperating. If you have something to say to me, say it. In plain English. Stop mincing around.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
Lucky for you that you have a keyboard...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I didn't think so. You and your kind cannot communicate clearly out of necessity.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
Well, it is quite true that in war, happiness is a clean kill, and blood and guts makes the grass grow green. And my last rank was SSG.
God you're an idiot. Your relative morality doesn't permit you to communicate clearly. I almost feel sorry for you.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
Coop? Really? I met the guy on friendly grounds once many moons ago and then he turned into an online a-hole.
It was rude of Rudgear not to ping him.
Are my words too big? You're ugly and your Mom dresses you funny. Is that a simple enough stock answer for you? If not I am always amicable to dumbing it down for you. You learn how to do that when you've been talking to Conserva Nutzies as long as I have.
I see you're a day late and a dollar short. As usual. That and you ping people and speak about them in the third person. Your cognitive dissonance is showing.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
Yeah when I was THREEPANTHEREIGHTYDUCE - one of my FReeper accounts - him and I butted heads intensely. He's a twit.
Why haven't you used 'interlocutor' yet? You have in many of your Internet incarnations. Why do you lefty scumbags feel the need to hide and obfuscate? Why can't you be honest with who you are? I mean, you'd probably commit suicide if you actually faced yourself without the delusions. You have to learn crawl before you can walk, you little thesaurus, you.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
See? Just a liar and proudly misrepresenting yourself.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
Well this pleases me. If you are smart enough to comprehend this key element needed to operate a conservative mindset, I don't have to dumb down my posts to you. Congradulations.
Idiot.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
Well, it is true I only lived next to 3/505 PIR when I was in 1/17th Airborne (Air) Cav, but hey, is did make a good enough account name for that particular time in FReeperland.
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Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
The weasel fell out of a tree while protesting so brain trauma must be considered.
What do I care? Don't justify you duplicity to me.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
The current members of the "You're too stupid to find your own asses with both hands AND a set of written instructions" list includes war, calcon, e_type_jack-off, mad-dog (more like rabidly stupid), ibluafartsky and the fascism-shill no gnu taxes (aka 400 bucks, happyfunball, 50yardline, etc, etc.) If you're on the list, don't bother writing, 'cause you're a waste of flesh.
I'm sorry, I just don't believe you are. I don't care how much you feel you need it, I don't see the point in dumbing down my posts for you. You should have more confidence in yourself man.
Well, if you remember the account name and do not believe it was me, I don't care.
Mind your own business. You and Fred Mertz and Paratrooper Mike are starting to be the Jiminy Crickets of this site.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
I know perfectly well we never had any communication at Free Republic. Stick to the truth. It's a lot easier to remember.
Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)
As if walking around with your head stuck up a moose's ass has helped your brain pan any, Yukon.
Heehee. Coop, Liberator; Liberator Coop; or have you two met?
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#197. To: Liberator (#195)
#198. To: Liberator, war, Abu Dummy (#195)
Abu's/Biffy's mental acumen hasn't evolved past 5th grade. Is that our fault? Or society's? Or his glue-sniffing back when?
#199. To: Rudgear (#194)
"You can see the spittle and flailing arms as they try to respond."
#200. To: Rudgear (#193)
Likewise. May an F-16 paint and nail you
#201. To: Ferret Mike (#196)
#202. To: Skip Intro (#200)
#203. To: Rudgear (#198)
auto erotic asphyxiation...engaged in with
#204. To: war (#203)
Do you know why that is impossible?
#205. To: Skip Intro (#200)
by Liberator ( F16Fighter -- Rejecting Koolade, Since 2001 -- aka Liberator, Since 1999)
#206. To: Rudgear (#202)
Is anybody talking to you, pinhead?
#207. To: Skip Intro (#206)
#208. To: Rudgear (#204)
#209. To: Rudgear (#207)
(Edited)
Am I expected to be in awe of somebody here?
#210. To: Skip Intro (#206)
"Just trying to help you out, Ruddy. You seem lost."
#211. To: war (#208)
#212. To: Ferret Mike (#210)
#213. To: Rudgear (#211)
#214. To: Ferret Mike (#210)
#215. To: Rudgear (#201)
"Oh. A touchy-feely paratrooper NCO bleeding heart. You win the novelty prize, Sgt Hulka."
#216. To: Ferret Mike (#215)
#217. To: Ferret Mike (#166)
And team Coop and admin moderator helped Libe be here now.
#218. To: war, Rudgear (#167)
Right...any one want to guess whom he's describing?
#219. To: Rudgear (#212)
"You losers are exasperating. If you have something to say to me, say it. In plain English. Stop mincing around."
#220. To: Fred Mertz (#218)
#221. To: Fred Mertz (#217)
#222. To: Ferret Mike (#219)
#223. To: Ferret Mike (#221)
#224. To: Rudgear (#220)
"Your cognitive dissonance is showing."
#225. To: Ferret Mike (#224)
#226. To: Rudgear (#223)
"See? Just a liar and proudly misrepresenting yourself."
#227. To: Ferret Mike (#224)
#228. To: Rudgear, Ferret Mike (#216)
God you're an idiot. Your relative morality doesn't permit you to communicate clearly. I almost feel sorry for you.
#229. To: Ferret Mike (#226)
Well, it is true I only lived next to 3/505 PIR when I was in 1/17th Airborne (Air) Cav, but hey, is did make a good enough account name for that particular time in FReeperland.
#230. To: All (#223)
The duplicitous turd
Mad dog gets
"calibrated..."
#231. To: Rudgear (#225)
"Idiot."
#232. To: Rudgear (#229)
"Don't justify you duplicity to me."
#233. To: Capitalist Eric (#230)
#234. To: Ferret Mike (#232)
#235. To: Ibluafartsky (#228)
"The weasel fell out of a tree while protesting so brain trauma must be considered."
#236. To: Rudgear, Liberator (#234)
"I know perfectly well we never had any communication at Free Republic. Stick to the truth. It's a lot easier to remember."
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