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Title: Abu el Banat Wins "Hot Dog" Eating Contest At Frisco Bathhouse!
Source: Several "Men-Only" Dungeons
URL Source: [None]
Published: Sep 9, 2010
Author: Too many volunteers to count
Post Date: 2010-09-09 12:34:02 by Liberator
Keywords: AbuElBoneDog, Is, AVeryHungryBoy
Views: 293465
Comments: 298

San Francisco - Recently, Liberty Flame's leftist poster of a few words (mainly because he functions at a 5th grade level) has been a participant in the underground festivities of several bathhouses in San Francisco's vibrant "Anything Goes" district of the city. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Let us all hail and give a hardy congratulations to our very own Abu el Banat (who used to call himself "Biff Tannen" before his marriage to whatshisname.) He's managed to win yet another "Hot Dog" eating contest! (and according to Abu aka "Biff" - "PLEASE DON'T HOLD THE MAYO!!!")


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Thank, Biffy/Abu for the laughs. (1 image)

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#186. To: Rudgear (#175)

PS: I don't fold my wit in half for anyone.

PPS: Well...I did once but only to get laid...

In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

war  posted on  2010-09-09   15:58:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#187. To: Abu el Banat (#185)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

war  posted on  2010-09-09   15:59:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#188. To: Rudgear (#178)

"In other words 'direct hit'. Have a nice day. Someplace else."

Likewise. May an F-16 paint and nail you, even it it is a waste of taxpayer money. Have a cosmic day yourself.

Well if you have to know...forgot to take my meds..you young whipper snapper! Chill out! Murron 2002-08-31

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-09-09   15:59:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#189. To: Ferret Mike (#166)

And team Coop and admin moderator helped Libe be here now.

I'm always flattered at the clever posters who do their research at the archives at FR.

Is it helping you much now as you defend homosexual orifice target practice?

Liberator  posted on  2010-09-09   15:59:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#190. To: Abu el Banat (#183)

You can't imagine much, can you?

Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)

Rudgear  posted on  2010-09-09   16:00:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#191. To: Rudgear (#181)

Don't be too hard on them. They only have two or three tired tricks to employ.

Bwaahaa!

Their desperation is amusing.

Liberator  posted on  2010-09-09   16:01:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#192. To: Liberator (#189)

Actually, I was still monitoring the place in one of my returning bannee accounts at the time. And actually, considering the venue I would have to agree with how you must feel about it; your banning was rediculous and unfair.

Well if you have to know...forgot to take my meds..you young whipper snapper! Chill out! Murron 2002-08-31

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-09-09   16:02:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#193. To: Ferret Mike, Liberator (#188)

Likewise. May an F-16 paint and nail you, even it it is a waste of taxpayer money. Have a cosmic day yourself.

Said the loving, highly evolved and caring Liberal who is communicating his moral and intellectual superiority to a mere underling. I knew your kind were superior.

Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)

Rudgear  posted on  2010-09-09   16:02:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#194. To: Liberator (#191)

You can see the spittle and flailing arms as they try to respond. Best of all, it's free.

Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)

Rudgear  posted on  2010-09-09   16:04:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#195. To: Rudgear, Abu el Banat (#190)

You can't imagine much, can you?

Abu's/Biffy's mental acumen hasn't evolved past 5th grade. Is that our fault? Or society's? Or his glue-sniffing back when?

Liberator  posted on  2010-09-09   16:04:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#196. To: Rudgear (#193) (Edited)

Actually, anyone like me who was a paratrooper at Ft. Bragg, N.C. for nine years always has an NCO aspect to them always begging to be let out.

I was also a UH-1H crewchief my first enlistment, so aviation metaphors come easy to the Sergeantized part of me.

Well if you have to know...forgot to take my meds..you young whipper snapper! Chill out! Murron 2002-08-31

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-09-09   16:07:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#197. To: Liberator (#195)

Your big wordiness doesn't disguise your assholiness.

"Were you ever in the music or song writing business?" ... e_type_jagoff to Mudboy lol ..... AND ....... "But his decent into vile absurdity is still actually kind of sad and pitiful really" .... mad doggie

Biff Tannen  posted on  2010-09-09   16:09:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#198. To: Liberator, war, Abu Dummy (#195)

Abu's/Biffy's mental acumen hasn't evolved past 5th grade. Is that our fault? Or society's? Or his glue-sniffing back when?

I attributed it to auto erotic asphyxiation he and war engaged in with David Carradine.

Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)

Rudgear  posted on  2010-09-09   16:09:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#199. To: Rudgear (#194)

"You can see the spittle and flailing arms as they try to respond."

Actually, this pleases me. Normally Conserva Nutzies don't have a large enough brain pan to visualize.

With any luck, you can also imagine in color as well.

Well if you have to know...forgot to take my meds..you young whipper snapper! Chill out! Murron 2002-08-31

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-09-09   16:10:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#200. To: Rudgear (#193)

Likewise. May an F-16 paint and nail you

He might be talking about your good buddy Liberator, AKA F16Fighter or some BS title like that. Maybe he'll take you up for a ride if you're nice to him.

You don't seem to have much of a clue about what's going on here, do you?

"Our quest for the lesser evil has arrived at an impasse. On one hand we have a world-class Doublethinker who expects us to thank him for keeping promises he has vigorously broken and to accept the cynical notion that war is peace. On the other we have a mob of flesh-eating galoots who promise to give us Orwell’s Hate Week 52 weeks a year for as long as it takes them to bring about Armageddon. " — Jeff Huber

Skip Intro  posted on  2010-09-09   16:10:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#201. To: Ferret Mike (#196)

Oh. A touchy-feely paratrooper NCO bleeding heart. You win the novelty prize, Sgt Hulka.

Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)

Rudgear  posted on  2010-09-09   16:12:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#202. To: Skip Intro (#200)

Is anybody talking to you, pinhead?

Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)

Rudgear  posted on  2010-09-09   16:13:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#203. To: Rudgear (#198)

auto erotic asphyxiation...engaged in with

Do you know why that is impossible?

In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

war  posted on  2010-09-09   16:13:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#204. To: war (#203)

Do you know why that is impossible?

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........................

Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)

Rudgear  posted on  2010-09-09   16:14:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#205. To: Skip Intro (#200)

by Liberator ( F16Fighter -- Rejecting Koolade, Since 2001 -- aka Liberator, Since 1999)

Very good. I though perhaps only libe would pick up on that.

Well if you have to know...forgot to take my meds..you young whipper snapper! Chill out! Murron 2002-08-31

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-09-09   16:14:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#206. To: Rudgear (#202)

Is anybody talking to you, pinhead?

Just trying to help you out, Ruddy. You seem lost.

"Our quest for the lesser evil has arrived at an impasse. On one hand we have a world-class Doublethinker who expects us to thank him for keeping promises he has vigorously broken and to accept the cynical notion that war is peace. On the other we have a mob of flesh-eating galoots who promise to give us Orwell’s Hate Week 52 weeks a year for as long as it takes them to bring about Armageddon. " — Jeff Huber

Skip Intro  posted on  2010-09-09   16:14:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#207. To: Skip Intro (#206)

Am I expected to be in awe of somebody here?

Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)

Rudgear  posted on  2010-09-09   16:16:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#208. To: Rudgear (#204)

Oh...sorry...I interrupted nappy time...

In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

war  posted on  2010-09-09   16:18:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#209. To: Rudgear (#207) (Edited)

Am I expected to be in awe of somebody here?

It depends upon the answer to this question...are you from Boston?

In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

war  posted on  2010-09-09   16:18:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#210. To: Skip Intro (#206)

"Just trying to help you out, Ruddy. You seem lost."

Indeed he does. In fact, I was trying to read that little note on his back to see if its a name address card his mummie pinned to his shirt should he get lost.

Of course, considering who he runs with, it could be a "Kick Me" sign one of his fellow Conserva Nutzies stuck on him in a mad moment of excruciating boredom.

You know conservative humor; it can and does dip into fratricide quite often.

Well if you have to know...forgot to take my meds..you young whipper snapper! Chill out! Murron 2002-08-31

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-09-09   16:19:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#211. To: war (#208)

It is better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought the fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Learn it. Live it. Love it.

Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)

Rudgear  posted on  2010-09-09   16:19:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#212. To: Ferret Mike (#210)

You losers are exasperating. If you have something to say to me, say it. In plain English. Stop mincing around.

Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)

Rudgear  posted on  2010-09-09   16:20:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#213. To: Rudgear (#211)

Lucky for you that you have a keyboard...

In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

war  posted on  2010-09-09   16:20:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#214. To: Ferret Mike (#210)

I didn't think so. You and your kind cannot communicate clearly out of necessity.

Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)

Rudgear  posted on  2010-09-09   16:23:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#215. To: Rudgear (#201)

"Oh. A touchy-feely paratrooper NCO bleeding heart. You win the novelty prize, Sgt Hulka."

Well, it is quite true that in war, happiness is a clean kill, and blood and guts makes the grass grow green. And my last rank was SSG.

Well if you have to know...forgot to take my meds..you young whipper snapper! Chill out! Murron 2002-08-31

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-09-09   16:24:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#216. To: Ferret Mike (#215)

God you're an idiot. Your relative morality doesn't permit you to communicate clearly. I almost feel sorry for you.

Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)

Rudgear  posted on  2010-09-09   16:26:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#217. To: Ferret Mike (#166)

And team Coop and admin moderator helped Libe be here now.

Coop? Really? I met the guy on friendly grounds once many moons ago and then he turned into an online a-hole.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2010-09-09   16:31:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#218. To: war, Rudgear (#167)

Right...any one want to guess whom he's describing?

It was rude of Rudgear not to ping him.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2010-09-09   16:35:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#219. To: Rudgear (#212)

"You losers are exasperating. If you have something to say to me, say it. In plain English. Stop mincing around."

Are my words too big?

You're ugly and your Mom dresses you funny. Is that a simple enough stock answer for you?

If not I am always amicable to dumbing it down for you. You learn how to do that when you've been talking to Conserva Nutzies as long as I have.

Well if you have to know...forgot to take my meds..you young whipper snapper! Chill out! Murron 2002-08-31

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-09-09   16:36:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#220. To: Fred Mertz (#218)

I see you're a day late and a dollar short. As usual. That and you ping people and speak about them in the third person. Your cognitive dissonance is showing.

Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)

Rudgear  posted on  2010-09-09   16:38:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#221. To: Fred Mertz (#217)

Yeah when I was THREEPANTHEREIGHTYDUCE - one of my FReeper accounts - him and I butted heads intensely. He's a twit.

Well if you have to know...forgot to take my meds..you young whipper snapper! Chill out! Murron 2002-08-31

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-09-09   16:40:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#222. To: Ferret Mike (#219)

Why haven't you used 'interlocutor' yet? You have in many of your Internet incarnations. Why do you lefty scumbags feel the need to hide and obfuscate? Why can't you be honest with who you are? I mean, you'd probably commit suicide if you actually faced yourself without the delusions. You have to learn crawl before you can walk, you little thesaurus, you.

Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)

Rudgear  posted on  2010-09-09   16:41:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#223. To: Ferret Mike (#221)

See? Just a liar and proudly misrepresenting yourself.

Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)

Rudgear  posted on  2010-09-09   16:42:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#224. To: Rudgear (#220)

"Your cognitive dissonance is showing."

Well this pleases me. If you are smart enough to comprehend this key element needed to operate a conservative mindset, I don't have to dumb down my posts to you. Congradulations.

Well if you have to know...forgot to take my meds..you young whipper snapper! Chill out! Murron 2002-08-31

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-09-09   16:43:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#225. To: Ferret Mike (#224)

Idiot.

Well, [war's] got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities aren't speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over. (Murron)

Rudgear  posted on  2010-09-09   16:44:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#226. To: Rudgear (#223)

"See? Just a liar and proudly misrepresenting yourself."

Well, it is true I only lived next to 3/505 PIR when I was in 1/17th Airborne (Air) Cav, but hey, is did make a good enough account name for that particular time in FReeperland.

Well if you have to know...forgot to take my meds..you young whipper snapper! Chill out! Murron 2002-08-31

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-09-09   16:46:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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