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Title: Abu el Banat Wins "Hot Dog" Eating Contest At Frisco Bathhouse!
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Published: Sep 9, 2010
Author: Too many volunteers to count
Post Date: 2010-09-09 12:34:02 by Liberator
Keywords: AbuElBoneDog, Is, AVeryHungryBoy
Views: 293548
Comments: 298
San Francisco - Recently, Liberty Flame's leftist poster of a few words (mainly because he functions at a 5th grade level) has been a participant in the underground festivities of several bathhouses in San Francisco's vibrant "Anything Goes" district of the city. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Let us all hail and give a hardy congratulations to our very own Abu el Banat (who used to call himself "Biff Tannen" before his marriage to whatshisname.) He's managed to win yet another "Hot Dog" eating contest! (and according to Abu aka "Biff" - "PLEASE DON'T HOLD THE MAYO!!!")
Poster Comment: Thank, Biffy/Abu for the laughs.
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#1. To: Abu el Banat, all (#0)
Abu el Bone Dog's mantle proudly displaying his trophies:
LOL...I'll never look at another hotdog the same..ever again...
Sorry ;-) After the second dinky-dog....people will talk ;-) And for heaven's sake, DON'T USE MAYO LIKE ABU!! 8^D
Oh for the ...I used to use mayo, but not anymore, now, lay off the mustard..&;- )
ROFL Not even mustard? Btw, Abu el Bathhouse loooooves "Mayo." Lots of it. And NOT Heilmann's. Bwaahaaa!
I like mustard, green peppers and onions too...we had smoked sausages just day before yesterday.
MUST RESIST MUST AVOID THE WRATH OF MAMMY
How dare you use a racist term like Mammy?
LOL! He still misses his mammy...aha Well, he's got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities arent' speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
Did you google that one?
LOL!!!!! That's a keeper and my new tag line!
I've been laughing at it too!!! For 35 years...
Sour grapes do not become you.
Dude...that line was a product of the "Sybil" mini series. It is NOT orginal in any way.
So......what? You want me to change the by line?
Chuckles...did Tull send you into the Lion's Den? Did you do something bad @ 4um?
No, princess. I come and go among forums as I please. Unlike you who get banned the way most people change socks. You really have a mad-on against Jethro Tull, don't you?
Now I understand your affinity for Lubey. At least call me "a princess with something extra"... You really have a mad-on against Jethro Tull, don't you? Nah...I admire adulterers who come to a rival board, dictate to the owner/moderator how the rival board should be run and all the while claiming moral superiroity to everyone. Reminds me of a lot of most of the Wall Streeters around me...even his anti- emitism is so...so...Irish...
Whatever happened to 'brevity is the soul of wit'?
Wit knocked...you weren't home...it broke in and took its soul back...
That doesn't even make sense. But then what do I expect from you? Nothing. And you deliver on time around the clock.
OK Mr Re-tread, and your nick where you observed war so well so long is ..... ?
I'm not a re-tread and I wont fall for your baiting. Like I told your woman, I move among forums as I please without being banned.
Well, at least you are doing something constructive on your laptop while you fly a sign at a local intersection for spare change.
They have Internet hookups at the street corners where you beg for Sterno? That is progressive of you.
You mean, you've never used a hot spot detector? You don't need a hard line anymore to go online. Why, you can ever use solar cells or assemble a battery pack that will keep your lappie chirping all day before it needs recharging. Not too technologically advanced where you are huh? I feel your pain.
You lefty types are sooo predictable. Make an assumption an launch into superfluous techno-babel to wow your intended reader. I don't use one and since I'm not on the dole, like you, I don't frivolously spend money on things I don't require.
Like you, I didn't vote for Dole either. But thanks for sharing.
In other words 'direct hit'. Have a nice day. Someplace else.
Likewise. May an F-16 paint and nail you, even it it is a waste of taxpayer money. Have a cosmic day yourself.
Said the loving, highly evolved and caring Liberal who is communicating his moral and intellectual superiority to a mere underling. I knew your kind were superior.
#196. To: Rudgear (#193)
(Edited)
Actually, anyone like me who was a paratrooper at Ft. Bragg, N.C. for nine years always has an NCO aspect to them always begging to be let out. I was also a UH-1H crewchief my first enlistment, so aviation metaphors come easy to the Sergeantized part of me.
He might be talking about your good buddy Liberator, AKA F16Fighter or some BS title like that. Maybe he'll take you up for a ride if you're nice to him. You don't seem to have much of a clue about what's going on here, do you?
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#10. To: Liberator (#1)
#12. To: Murron (#10)
LOL...I'll never look at another hotdog the same..ever again...
#14. To: Liberator (#12)
And for heaven's sake, DON'T USE MAYO LIKE ABU!!
#16. To: Murron, Abu el Bathhouse (#14)
#17. To: Liberator (#16)
#55. To: Murron (#17)
we had smoked sausages
#56. To: war (#55)
#72. To: Rudgear, war (#56)
How dare you use a racist term like Mammy?
#90. To: Murron (#72)
Well, he's got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities arent' speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
#95. To: war, Murron (#90)
Well, he's got to do something for attention, his multiple personalities arent' speaking to him any more, and his imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
#101. To: Rudgear (#95)
#103. To: war (#101)
#105. To: Rudgear (#103)
#107. To: war (#105)
#110. To: Rudgear (#107)
(Edited)
#111. To: war, jethro tull (#110)
Chuckles...did Tull send you into the Lion's Den? Did you do something bad @ 4um?
#118. To: Rudgear (#111)
(Edited)
No, princess.
#120. To: war (#118)
blah blah blah blah
#124. To: Rudgear (#120)
#128. To: war (#124)
#137. To: Rudgear (#128)
"That doesn't even make sense. But then what do I expect from you? Nothing. And you deliver on time around the clock."
#139. To: Ferret Mike, war (#137)
#150. To: Rudgear (#139)
"I'm not a re-tread and I wont fall for your baiting. Like I told your woman, I move among forums as I please without being banned."
#153. To: Ferret Mike (#150)
Well, at least you are doing something constructive on your laptop while you fly a sign at a local intersection for spare change.
#163. To: Rudgear (#153)
#169. To: Ferret Mike, Liberator (#163)
#174. To: Rudgear (#169)
"You lefty types are sooo predictable. Make an assumption an launch into superfluous techno-babel to wow your intended reader. I don't use one and since I'm not on the dole, like you, I don't frivolously spend money on things I don't require."
#178. To: Ferret Mike (#174)
#188. To: Rudgear (#178)
"In other words 'direct hit'. Have a nice day. Someplace else."
#193. To: Ferret Mike, Liberator (#188)
Likewise. May an F-16 paint and nail you, even it it is a waste of taxpayer money. Have a cosmic day yourself.
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#200. To: Rudgear (#193)
Likewise. May an F-16 paint and nail you
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