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Title: Abu el Banat Wins "Hot Dog" Eating Contest At Frisco Bathhouse!
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Published: Sep 9, 2010
Author: Too many volunteers to count
Post Date: 2010-09-09 12:34:02 by Liberator
Keywords: AbuElBoneDog, Is, AVeryHungryBoy
Views: 313070
Comments: 298
San Francisco - Recently, Liberty Flame's leftist poster of a few words (mainly because he functions at a 5th grade level) has been a participant in the underground festivities of several bathhouses in San Francisco's vibrant "Anything Goes" district of the city. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Let us all hail and give a hardy congratulations to our very own Abu el Banat (who used to call himself "Biff Tannen" before his marriage to whatshisname.) He's managed to win yet another "Hot Dog" eating contest! (and according to Abu aka "Biff" - "PLEASE DON'T HOLD THE MAYO!!!")
Poster Comment: Thank, Biffy/Abu for the laughs.
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#1. To: Abu el Banat, all (#0)
Abu el Bone Dog's mantle proudly displaying his trophies:
Actually I'd rather give a hearty hail and farewell to the little pustule, but that's just me...
There's No Other Place Like This Place Anywhere Near This Place. So This Must Be The Place . . .
Yes, but while he's here, let's celebrate his "diversity," and fact that he's able to function at all on his Jethro Bodine-like two brain cells! WOO-HOO!
It's trying to get me banned. Typical lefty. Can't justify their position so they demand banning. Orwellian freaks.
There's No Other Place Like This Place Anywhere Near This Place. So This Must Be The Place . . .
This brain-impaired "hot dog" sucking remora isn't getting ANY one banned...but himself. Of course we know they're hypocritical Lefty freaks who hold untenable political positions while trying to justify their own legendary insanity. Everyone knows they are bottom-feeding morons who contribute nothing of substance. Regard the Abu el Banats (aka Biff Tanners) the rest of the usual gang of idiots as nothing but props and play-things here at LF to ridicule and laugh at. Nothing more.
This thread is an outrage!!!!!!! Ban these people!!!!!!!
"Were you ever in the music or song writing business?" ... e_type_jagoff to Mudboy lol ..... AND ....... "But his decent into vile absurdity is still actually kind of sad and pitiful really" .... mad doggie
LOL!!!!!!
There's No Other Place Like This Place Anywhere Near This Place. So This Must Be The Place . . .
Couldn't have put it any better myself.
There's No Other Place Like This Place Anywhere Near This Place. So This Must Be The Place . . .
Is it the "Mayo" consumed with your Hot Dogs that excites you more, or merely just the volume of manly pleasure, Bone dog?
LOL...I'll never look at another hotdog the same..ever again...
"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion"~ Albert Camus
Everything they say should be regarded as...a joke. How else does one respond to intellectual fleas?
Sorry ;-) After the second dinky-dog....people will talk ;-) And for heaven's sake, DON'T USE MAYO LIKE ABU!! 8^D
True. It's just hard to swat them since they keep hopping around. It must be hell having to rush around constantly trying to shore up their collapsing world-view. But, hey, that's what you get when you mistake ideology for values.
Oh for the ...I used to use mayo, but not anymore, now, lay off the mustard..&;- )
"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion"~ Albert Camus
ROFL Not even mustard? Btw, Abu el Bathhouse loooooves "Mayo." Lots of it. And NOT Heilmann's. Bwaahaaa!
I like mustard, green peppers and onions too...we had smoked sausages just day before yesterday.
"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion"~ Albert Camus
Why do you want to ban everyone?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Who said anything about banning the little street monkey? I wish he'd just leave. But that takes character.
Peppers and onions..mmmmm...get some red peppers going too. And fried potatoes too if you want an Italian Hot Dog. Btw, speaking of "smoked sausages," Abu el Bathhouse prefers his smoked orally and if possibly, several at a time. %^& (Sorry for ruining your cookouts forever ;-)
Why are you bozo-ing everyone, p*ssy?
Rudgear: "Who said anything about banning the little street monkey? I wish he'd just leave." You didn't mention ANYTHING about a ban. It's just Dwarf lying through his teeth again.
You've stepped into the middle of the Irony Zone and you're looking stupid. Don't worry so much about the latter, tho. It's perpetual. So, I'll help you here: Abu and I are using you to illustrate an event that happened 3 weeks ago.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
You're not keeping up with all the posts to you. That's how you claim a faux victory and skulk of the field. What about Liberator's observation about you bozoing everyone?
Dwarf. Irony. Stupid. He's his own punchline.
Oooops.
Wow. Editing your posts? For quality control no doubt? So you admit you and Abu Dummy are a tag team?
You'll notice he's editing his posts now. D'oh . . .
Well, it's not really "everyone"; It's everyone with an IQ over 80. That's left his #1 Groupie Freddy, Abu el Bathhouse, Skid Mark, go65, and Brian-the-Dem Fax Machine.
You need look no further than the subject of choice lubey picked for this thread. Maybe you enjoy reading post after post about the male phallus and other aspects homo erotica. I don't. Thus, lubey and e_type, the two biggest closeted sausage jockeys I have ever seen, are Charter Members of my bozo list. So, to conclude: Do I bozo everyone? No. Do I bozo lubey? Yes. I hope that someday he comes to grips with his orientation. Until then tho...
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
For spelling an clarity I edit just about every post. But, fuck you anyway.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
It must be the comfortable atmosphere of all those room-temperature IQ's that puts him at ease in their company.
You sure seem to fit in nicely.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
HEH!! Behold the new Leftist crash-dummie tag-team! I see he found it crucial to edit/add: "So, I'll help you here: Abu and I are using you to illustrate an evert that happened 3 weeks ago." Wow. That's intimidating. Btw, what's an "evert"?
Is that why you're hanging out here. And while we're at it, screw you. Learn to use the spell check. Its the little red lines, clown.
Nope. But you just admitted you are stupid. Abu and I are enjoying a joke based upon a past event from this board. Knowing that you lack friends as you do, it, therefore, does not surprise me that you've never shared the irony of a present situation when it mimics a past one.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Showing the world the glories of accepting the icon of Christ but not his words.
"Look you leftist pervert, make sure you keep your Mr Winky away from your family's new addition or I will send some fellow salad tossers to square away your sorry butt. Got it??" The good "cop", Jethro Tull explaining how to prevent a Palin family tradition in YOUR family.
Nothing. He just got caught with his Lycra-spandex down around his ankles by substantively changing one of his posts to me, that's all. He's backpedaling like a triathlete to save face.
I'm not running Firefox and my company's version of IE doesn't have it as an option. But fuck you very little.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Why do YOU want to know? Did someone tell you something about me? THEY ARE LYING!!! Don't belive them...everyone is out to get me!!!! [snicker]
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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#2. To: Liberator (#0)
#3. To: Rudgear (#2)
Actually I'd rather give a hearty hail and farewell to the little pustule, but that's just me...
#4. To: Liberator (#3)
#5. To: Rudgear, abu el Bone Dog (#4)
It's trying to get me banned. Typical lefty. Can't justify their position so they demand banning. Orwellian freaks.
#6. To: AKA Stoned (#0)
#7. To: Abu el Banat (#6)
#8. To: Liberator (#5)
#9. To: Abu el Banat, the Hot Dog Eating Winner (#6)
#10. To: Liberator (#1)
#11. To: Rudgear (#8)
#12. To: Murron (#10)
LOL...I'll never look at another hotdog the same..ever again...
#13. To: Liberator (#11)
#14. To: Liberator (#12)
And for heaven's sake, DON'T USE MAYO LIKE ABU!!
#15. To: Abu el Banat (#6)
#16. To: Murron, Abu el Bathhouse (#14)
#17. To: Liberator (#16)
#18. To: Rudgear (#2)
Actually I'd rather give a hearty hail and farewell to the little pustule
#19. To: war (#18)
#20. To: Murron (#17)
I like mustard, green peppers and onions too...we had smoked sausages just day before yesterday.
#21. To: war (#18)
Why do you want to ban everyone?
#22. To: Rudgear, dwarf (#19)
Dwarf: "Why do you want to ban everyone?"
#23. To: Rudgear (#19)
(Edited)
#24. To: war (#23)
#25. To: war, Rudgear, e_type_jag (#23)
Dwarf: "You've stepped into the middle of the Irony Zone and you're looking stupid."
#26. To: Rudgear, Dwarf (#24)
What about Liberator's observation about you bozoing everyone?
#27. To: war (#23)
#28. To: Liberator (#26)
#29. To: Rudgear, Dwarf (#26)
What about Liberator's observation about you bozoing everyone?
#30. To: Rudgear (#24)
(Edited)
#31. To: Rudgear (#28)
(Edited)
You'll notice he's editing his posts now. D'oh . . .
#32. To: Liberator, war (#29)
#33. To: Rudgear (#32)
#34. To: Rudgear, dawf, tag-team partner Abu-el Hot-Dog (#27)
Wow. Editing your posts? For quality control no doubt? So you admit you and Abu Dummy are a tag team?
#35. To: war (#30)
#36. To: Rudgear (#27)
So you admit you and Abu Dummy are a tag team?
#37. To: war (#33)
You sure seem to fit in nicely.
#38. To: Liberator, war (#34)
Btw, what's an "evert"?
#39. To: Rudgear (#35)
(Edited)
Learn to use the spell check. Its the little red lines, clown.
#40. To: Rudgear (#35)
Is that why you're hanging out here.
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