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Title: Jew Jokes
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URL Source: http://freedom4um.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=122731&Disp=0
Published: Sep 7, 2010
Author: freedom4um
Post Date: 2010-09-07 23:39:04 by Brian S
Keywords: None
Views: 4268
Comments: 5
How do you start a Jewish marathon? Roll a penny down a hill. Why did Hitler kill himself? He couldn't pay the gas bill. How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Thirty: Five on the seats and 25 in the ashtray. What's the difference between a pepperoni pizza and a Jew? Pepperoni pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. How do you scare a Jew? Turn on the oven. Why aren't there any Jewish mothers on parole boards? They'd never let anyone finish a sentence! What is the difference between an Italian grandmother and a Jewish grandmother? One says, "If you don't eat, I'll kill you," and the other says, "If you don't eat, I'll kill myself." Why is money green? Jews pick it before it's ripe. How was the Grand Canyon formed? A long, long time ago, a Jew dropped a nickel down a gopher hole. How was copper wire invented? Two Jews found the same penny. What's a Jew's idea of Christmas? Parking meters on the roof. What does the Jewish Santa Claus say? "Ho! Ho! Ho! Anybody wanna buy some toys?" What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Canoes tip. What's the object of Jewish football? To get the quarterback. What did the little German boy get for his birthday? An Easy Bake oven and a G.I Jew. Who is the greatest Jewish cook ever? Hitler. Why does a Jew pick his nose? It's cheaper than using a tissue. What is the title of the Jew favorite how-to-book? "How to Make Money!" When a Jew throws a party, what do his guests drive? The goys crazy! Why did the Jew rush to the discount store? The ad said: "CHEAP!!!" Why is the rhinoceros jealous of Jews? Jews have bigger noses. Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free. What time is bed time at a Jew's house? When electricity is too expensive. What do Jews and niggers both like to ride? Blondes. What is the worst stain on a Jew's underwear? Lipstick from a Jewess. Why does the Jew do after one of his friends leaves? He checks the sofa for loose change. How do you tell a Jewish mother at a wedding? She's the one down on her hands and knees, picking up the grains of rice. What did the sunbather shout at the Jew? No, I won't PAY you for sunshine! What is a Jew's ideal of a perfect 10? Any blonde he can get. Why did the Jew want his own kid? Cheap labor. What repulsive thing can be found in a Jew's clothes? The occupant. What has a big nose, stinks, and acts like a repulsive jerk? The typical Jew. Why did the gas company fire the Jew? He was allergic to gas. Why are Jews' pants so big? So they don't need to buy a wallet. Why don't Jews eat pork? They don't want to eat their relatives. What did the Jew say to the bank teller? I want MORE! Where does the Jew look for dates? Porn sites. Why does the Jew hate his own reputation? The truth hurts! What caused the Jew's biggest problem? The greatest man who ever lived, ADOLF HITLER!
Poster Comment: Finally something worth cross-referencing.
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#1. To: Brian S (#0)
What does a Jew consider "foreplay?" Two hours of begging.
This is all mighty white of you BrainShit. Nobody expects more of you though. LOL!!!!
Death to everybody who does not get outta my way. Below is the latest Dwarf revelation: ...."the shorts and bibs I wear are of a carbon/lycra/nylon composition......and maaaaaannnnnn....just letting everybody know that makes my balls SWELL......I'm just tooooooo sexy for you all!!" ....Dwarf August 2010.............. And one from the bluehair 2-legged GPS "I always get the Carolinas mixed up for some reason." ......Fred Jerx (who will doubtless figure out the intricacy of that tricky "North / South" thing someday. Ahldoafewboners = the kind of person who can say absolutely nothing, and mean it.....aka Regurgitated Clown Floyd
What? Does this get your hooked-nose all "out of joint".... :)
Never swear "allegiance" to anything other than the 'right to change your mind'!
Yeah.....sure thing. Guess I'm now a jew huh? Whatever...that's a neat trick my mirror plays.....LOL!!!!! But.....I'm still curious as to how this crystal clear dichotome' evades your dimwitted observation....why is a statist whore like you bitching about hebes anyway?????......they vote lockstep right along with you obamunist floorlickers.
Death to everybody who does not get outta my way. Below is the latest Dwarf revelation: ...."the shorts and bibs I wear are of a carbon/lycra/nylon composition......and maaaaaannnnnn....just letting everybody know that makes my balls SWELL......I'm just tooooooo sexy for you all!!" ....Dwarf August 2010.............. And one from the bluehair 2-legged GPS "I always get the Carolinas mixed up for some reason." ......Fred Jerx (who will doubtless figure out the intricacy of that tricky "North / South" thing someday. Ahldoafewboners = the kind of person who can say absolutely nothing, and mean it.....aka Regurgitated Clown Floyd
oh geez, little brian shitbird imports hate from the other losers at 4dummies. it's not the jews' fault that you are a failure in life, hated by everyone, including your inbred red neck family. i hope you find love being the pivot man in the 4dummies circle jerk. it must suck to be you, you worthless piece of semi-white trash.
Mad dog gets
"calibrated..."
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#3. To: e_type_jag (#2)
#4. To: Brian S (#3)
What? Does this get your hooked-nose all "out of joint"....
#5. To: Brian S (#0)
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