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Title: Standoff Continues After Two Police Officers Were Killed During ‘Ambush’ In Hoonah, Alaska
Source: Alaska Dispatch
URL Source: http://www.alaskadispatch.com/dispa ... during-ambush-in-hoonah-alaska
Published: Aug 30, 2010
Author: Alaska Dispatch
Post Date: 2010-08-30 14:05:05 by Brian S
Keywords: None
Views: 72957
Comments: 116

If you live in the Southeast Alaska town of Hoonah, you're advised to stay away from Front Street. As of 7 p.m. Sunday, authorities were engaged in a standoff with John Marvin Jr., the suspect in the alleged ambush and killing of Hoonah police officers Matthew Tokuoka and Anthony Wallace Saturday night.

Here's the updated press release:

Troopers Continue Efforts to Arrest Man Allegedly Responsible for Ambush

(HOONAH, Alaska)- Troopers and other law enforcement entities on scene are continuing their efforts to peacefully resolve the situation.

"My deepest condolences go out to the officer's families, to the Hoonah Police Department and to the community of Hoonah," said Department of Public Safety Commissioner Joe Masters. "I want to provide a sincere thank you to all the entities that have come together to assist in the response to this terrible incident. Our first priority is to continue to ensure the safety for the residence of Hoonah. The law enforcement community in Alaska is banding together, from the U.S. Coast Guard to our Alaska State Troopers to ensure this priority is accomplished."

The U.S. Coast Guard launched an MH-60 Jayhawk rescue helicopter with crew from Sitka to assist with transporting one of the wounded police officers to Juneau. It also was instrumental in transporting the Juneau Police Department's SWAT team to Hoonah via boat. Hoonah Police Department, the U.S. Forest Service, Alaska Wildlife Troopers, all elements of the Alaska State Trooper Special Emergency Reaction Team (SERT) as well as Patrol Troopers are all contributing manpower and resources to the ongoing situation.

"We are offering up our condolences and our support to the community of Hoonah however we can," said Col. Audie Holloway, Director of the Alaska State Troopers. "Sadly, two police officers lost their lives. We hope to end this standoff without any further tragedy. When this event is resolved, the Alaska State Troopers will provide staffing assistance as the Hoonah Police department deals with this tragedy."

Alaska State Troopers are continuing to encourage the public to stay away from Front Street in Hoonah while the incident is ongoing.

No further updates are expected today, unless there is a resolution to this incident.

All media inquiries should be directed through the Alaska State Troopers Public Information Office. PIO Megan Peters can be contacted at 351-3137.


***FIRST UPDATE***

(HOONAH, Alaska) - The Hoonah Police Officers involved in this incident have succumbed to their injuries that they sustained in the ambush. Next of Kin has been notified.

***ORIGNIAL RELEASE***

(HOONAH, Alaska) - Last night the Alaska State Troopers were contacted by the Hoonah Police Department and requested immediate assistance after two of its officers were ambushed.

The Alaska State Troopers responded to Hoonah with its Southcentral SERT, Southern SERT, Patrol Troopers from nearby AST posts and AWT Troopers. Fairbanks SERT is en route. Last night the Juneau Police Department also deployed its tactical team to Hoonah to assist. The Coast Guard was instrumental in bringing resources into Hoonah.

Currently, the suspect is barricaded and contained. Troopers, in conjunction with the other law enforcement entities on hand, are working to resolve the situation peacefully.

The Hoonah Police Officers involved have been identified as 39-year old Officer Matthew Tokuoka and 32-year old Sergeant Anthony Wallace.

The suspect has been identified as 45-year old Hoonah resident John Marvin Jr. A warrant has been issued for his arrest.

The public is encouraged to stay away from Front Street in Hoonah while the incident is ongoing.

All media inquiries should be directed through the Alaska State Troopers Public Information Office. PIO Megan Peters can be contacted at 269-5413 or 351-3137. Interviews with a uniformed representative of the Alaska State Troopers can be scheduled through PIO.

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#77. To: Coral Snake (#75)

YAWN ...

As I have already stated;

IF you were any sort of "MAN" you little sniveling reptile, you'd withdraw your lie, and apologize for calling me a liar about my service on the specious basis of your ignorant and untrue claim that I was too young to have served as I have stated.

But then again, YOU are certainly no sort of "man", or honorable person in any way, are YOU reptile?

Living in mouth breather's empty noggins 24/7/365 totally rent free!

Mad Dog  posted on  2010-08-31   13:44:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#78. To: Ferret Mike (#73)

LOL!

Awwwwwwww poor wittle baby, did de mean ol dog make you cry, by refusing to let you evade YOUR SELF ADMITTED LIES and the rest of your LIES bitch?

Then you and the rest of these FILTH use a thread on THIS subject, the MURDER of TWO Alaskan Leos, while the situation was ongoing, as a vehicle to TRY to "bash" me.

Interesting .....

YOU are STILL vile, worthless filth.

You foul little bitch, YOU posted only to screw with ME, on THIS THREAD on THIS subject.

YOU posted it didn't you, you miserable cowardly little bitch?

So YOU must find the MURDER of TWO Alaskan LEOs "FUNNY" eh filth?

Shut your vile, gibbering, libTURD, LYING scum sucking pie hole, you despicable little bitch.

YOU and your butt buddies here are nothing but vile steaming FILTH.

Spit ..........

Living in mouth breather's empty noggins 24/7/365 totally rent free!

Mad Dog  posted on  2010-08-31   13:50:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#79. To: Coral Snake (#75)

sucks to be you when you don't know what the Fox and the Cat mean

Agreed.

"Were you ever in the music or song writing business?" ... e_type_jagoff to Mudboy lol ..... AND ....... "But his decent into vile absurdity is still actually kind of sad and pitiful really" .... mad doggie

Biff Tannen  posted on  2010-08-31   13:57:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#80. To: Ferret Mike (#74)

LOL!

Yeah, and you and your butt buddies use nothing but LIES, which is why it does NOT matter to me in any way FILTH.

I'm still waiting for you to cite where I have EVER anywhere claimed to have been a Naval Aviator, you foul LYING bitch.

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((crickets))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((crickets))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((crickets))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

YOU are vile, worthless LYING filth.

You foul little LYING bitch, YOU posted only to screw with ME, on THIS THREAD on THIS subject.

YOU posted it didn't you, you miserable cowardly little LYINGbitch?

So YOU must find the MURDER of TWO Alaskan LEOs "FUNNY" eh filth?

Shut your vile, gibbering, libTURD, LYING scum sucking pie hole, you despicable little bitch.

YOU and your butt buddies here are nothing but vile steaming LYING FILTH.

Spit ..........

Living in mouth breather's empty noggins 24/7/365 totally rent free!

Mad Dog  posted on  2010-08-31   14:01:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#81. To: Yabba Dabba Do (#79)

LOL!

All it takes is a mention of "sucks" and you are THERE eh ass wagger?

FUNNY stuff!

Living in mouth breather's empty noggins 24/7/365 totally rent free!

Mad Dog  posted on  2010-08-31   14:03:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#82. To: Mad Dog (#80)

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((crickets))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((crickets))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((crickets))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Better go see a doc about those saber toothed crotch crickets you have infesting your panties.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-08-31   18:15:10 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#83. To: Mad Dog (#78)

"You foul little bitch, YOU posted only to screw with ME, on THIS THREAD on THIS subject."

Yeah, I am. Now, stop running to the back of your SUV to try to avoid me.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-08-31   18:19:55 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#84. To: Ferret Mike (#83)

LOL!

IF you were nanook, and you most certainly are NOT in ANY sense of the word weasel "girl"/"boy". I'd have a nice rug. (Although only a wittle bitch like you would actually take small two year old like the one pictured. I sure wouldn't.)

But I understand corn flake "boy"/"girl", you are STILL CRYING.

Dry your wittle eyes weasel.

Awwwwwwww poor wittle baby, did de mean ol dog make you cry, by refusing to let you evade YOUR SELF ADMITTED LIES and the rest of your LIES bitch?

Then you and the rest of these FILTH use a thread on THIS subject, the MURDER of TWO Alaskan Leos, while the situation was ongoing, as a vehicle to TRY to "bash" me.

Interesting .....

YOU are STILL vile, worthless filth.

You foul little bitch, YOU posted only to screw with ME, on THIS THREAD on THIS subject.

YOU posted it didn't you, you miserable cowardly little bitch?

So YOU must find the MURDER of TWO Alaskan LEOs "FUNNY" eh filth?

Shut your vile, gibbering, libTURD, LYING scum sucking pie hole, you despicable little bitch.

YOU and your butt buddies here are nothing but vile steaming FILTH.

Spit ..........

Living in mouth breather's empty noggins 24/7/365 totally rent free!

Mad Dog  posted on  2010-08-31   18:50:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#85. To: Ferret Mike (#82)

LMAOAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm still waiting for you to cite where I have EVER anywhere claimed to have been a Naval Aviator, you foul LYING bitch.

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((crickets))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((crickets))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

I'm still waiting for you to cite where I have EVER anywhere claimed to have been a Naval Aviator, you foul LYING bitch.

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((crickets))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((crickets))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

I'm still waiting for you to cite where I have EVER anywhere claimed to have been a Naval Aviator, you foul LYING bitch.

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((crickets))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((crickets))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

I'm still waiting for you to cite where I have EVER anywhere claimed to have been a Naval Aviator, you foul LYING bitch.

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((crickets))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((crickets))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

I'm still waiting for you to cite where I have EVER anywhere claimed to have been a Naval Aviator, you foul LYING bitch.

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((crickets))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((crickets))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Oh YEAH!

YOU are just vile, worthless LYING filth.

My bad.

Living in mouth breather's empty noggins 24/7/365 totally rent free!

Mad Dog  posted on  2010-08-31   18:55:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#86. To: Mad Dog (#84) (Edited)

"did de mean ol dog make you cry"

No, but this part of your post made me laugh until tears came, so yes, and no.

:-D

You are a natural unintentional comedian and make a great straight man in forum to bounce things off of to improve their humor quotient. Thanks, never go way.

I don't need a straw man of any invention with you around.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-08-31   18:58:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#87. To: Mad Dog (#85)

Crotch crickets really dug into you I see. I know a crafter who can turn the bigger ones into purses. If you are into making some money off of them. ;-D

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-08-31   19:01:58 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#88. To: Ferret Mike (#87)

I only see your side of the conversation, since pound-pup is a bozo... But it appears you like to kick the mutt when he's down...

GOOD.


Mad dog gets
"calibrated..."

Capitalist Eric  posted on  2010-08-31   19:09:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#89. To: Ferret Mike (#86)

YAWN

Living in mouth breather's empty noggins 24/7/365 totally rent free!

Mad Dog  posted on  2010-08-31   19:10:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#90. To: Capitalist Eric (#88)

"I only see your side of the conversation, since pound-pup is a bozo... But it appears you like to kick the mutt when he's down..."

... and I have the wooden stake, holy water and silver bullets handy too.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-08-31   19:12:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#91. To: Ferret Mike (#87)

YAWN ...

Living in mouth breather's empty noggins 24/7/365 totally rent free!

Mad Dog  posted on  2010-08-31   19:13:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#92. To: Ferret Mike (#90)

Heh!


Mad dog gets
"calibrated..."

Capitalist Eric  posted on  2010-08-31   19:15:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#93. To: crapweasel (#88)

crapweasel; "I only see your side of the conversation, since" I'm the crapwesel COWARD.

Weasel luv!

How "sweet"!

You two should get a room.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Living in mouth breather's empty noggins 24/7/365 totally rent free!

Mad Dog  posted on  2010-08-31   19:16:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#94. To: crapweasel (#92) (Edited)

crapweasel; "I only see your side of the conversation, since" I'm the crapwesel COWARD.

LMAO!

crapweasel; uh "I only see your side of the conversation, since" I'm the crapwesel COWARD.

Living in mouth breather's empty noggins 24/7/365 totally rent free!

Mad Dog  posted on  2010-08-31   19:18:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#95. To: Mad Dog (#93)

"You two should get a room."

Oh, we did. It's to be used for a going way party. You are the guest of honor too.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-08-31   19:20:18 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#96. To: Ferret Mike (#95)

LOL!

Do you see that weasel "girl"/"boy"?

THAT'S called "controlled fear"!

LMAOAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOUR song corn flake "boy"/"girl" ...

Living in mouth breather's empty noggins 24/7/365 totally rent free!

Mad Dog  posted on  2010-08-31   19:28:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#97. To: Mad Dog (#96) (Edited)

Hate to break it to you dude, but your graphics only worked that one time after I last tried to let you know you have a problem.

I don't know if it's because of how you cut and paste; but suffice it to say, I'm getting nothing on my computer in terms of graphics in your posts.

You need to pay more attention to what you are doing. You look like a real amateur here.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-08-31   19:32:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#98. To: Ferret Mike (#97)

ROTFLMAOAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which is it corn flake "boy"/"girl"?

You just said on another thread that you COULD see them!

LOL! LIAR!

THAT'S one of the problems that LIARS such as YOU have weasel "girl"/"boy", trying to keep your LIES straight!

Living in mouth breather's empty noggins 24/7/365 totally rent free!

Mad Dog  posted on  2010-08-31   19:49:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#99. To: BrainShit (#20)

I find it 'funny' and comforting indeed you statist piece of shit.

I hope the holdout takes out a few more of 'em out before he offs himself.

Gotta take the good with the bad, ya know.

Spoken like ya got a set brainshit.

Not a bit of surprise in your "rambette" verbal dribblings other than that a fuckwhore obamunist spoogepuddle like yourself uses the derisive statist term as though you actually know what it means.

Death to everybody who does not get outta my way. Below is the latest Dwarf revelation: ...."the shorts and bibs I wear are of a carbon/lycra/nylon composition......and maaaaaannnnnn....just letting everybody know that makes my balls SWELL......I'm just tooooooo sexy for you all!!" ....Dwarf August 2010.............. And one from the bluehair 2-legged GPS "I always get the Carolinas mixed up for some reason." ......Fred Jerx (who will doubtless figure out intricacy of that tricky "North / South" thing someday.

e_type_jag  posted on  2010-08-31   22:36:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#100. To: Mad Dog (#77)

Number 1:

YOU were the one that started that lie when YOU set your age in the late fifties (where I actually am).

If you were any sort od a "man" you could have answered a pair of questions that any eight to twelve year old who has ever read a Little Golden Book or seen a certain Disney DVD could have. Therefore you DON'T Know what the Fox and the Cat mean and therefore you followed them to Pleasure Island like a moth to a flame and you became the JACKASS!!!

Now in addition to your spectacular military carreer you can tell us how great you were in the SALT MINES or the CIRCUS whichever one they sent you to.

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The Fed EXPOSED!!! The FARO RESERVE BANK!!!

Coral Snake  posted on  2010-09-01   0:05:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#101. To: Mad Dog (#98)

Yeah, did see one post the first time I let you know your graphics did not work.

It's common courtesy to let folks know if their graphics work.

Not that you know what that is. Leave them broken if you wish, they are your posts.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-09-01   1:44:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#102. To: Coral Snake (#100)

LMAO!!!!

Number 1:

RETARD that's a F ing LIE, I have never claimed that I was in my late fifties, unless I was at the time, you sniveling LYING little TURD.

Cite where I did you pathetic LYING little bitch.

IF I am now going to be 62 THIS year and I am.

That would, (and DOES), mean that a recently as THREE years ago I WAS in my "late fifties" you insipid little bitch.

Number 2;

I don't claim, (and have NEVER claimed ), to be an "expert" on Pinocchio, you insipid FOOL, YOU do.

IMO It hardly merits the obsessive fascination that YOU apparently have for it FOOL. It sure isn't Plutarch, or Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus, or Chaucer, or li-Po, or Camus, or Sarte, et. al., or even F ing O. Henry, you ignorant little bitch.

In FACT, I don't give a rusty F about such juvenial obvious kiddy stories.

Number 3:

I guess to sniveling, poltroon, never been anywhere, never done anything, little cunts such as YOU reptile, ANYBODY'S military "career" would look "spectacular"?

I did what I did. I have NEVER claimed any sort of exceptionality of my own service you little draft dodging cunt.

If you did it, it's NOT bragging you insipid little cunt.

I did what I did, just as I have stated here and elsewhere.

DEAL with it reptile.

Living in mouth breather's empty noggins 24/7/365 totally rent free!

Mad Dog  posted on  2010-09-01   16:08:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#103. To: Ferret Mike (#101)

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Here's the thing weasel "girl"/"boy", uh I mean corn flake "boy"/"girl" uh I mean WHATEVER, your specious claim to have done it out of "common courtesy" rings hollow indeed.

But really, what can any person expect from a serial pathological LIAR such as YOU except more LIES?

Living in mouth breather's empty noggins 24/7/365 totally rent free!

Mad Dog  posted on  2010-09-01   16:13:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#104. To: Mad Dog (#103)

Common courtesy is always a double edged sword, M. Doggie Dogg. People find it hilarious to see someone not only fail in posting media, but not have the savior faire to find and fix the fault then it is pointed out to them.

I sure don't lose anything by pointing out your malfunction and creating humor when you can't fix the problem, or even see it.

I really don't mind your spam, printed or in graphics because it has the effect of making people bozo you.

I mean, think about it boobie, in 4UM, el pee or here, most other conservatives would rush to take on the scoundrel of a liberal who dares make a monkey out of a self promoting shooter down of rickety old Russian planes flown by bad pilots in a third world nation.

But nobody comes to poor old M. Doggie Dogg's defense here.

What i would do if I were you silly boy is to run right to Sally's el pee and rally the troops for what is known as a 'Flying Monkey Attack,' which FReepers used to do to her place when it was formed because so many early el peers were disgruntled former FReepers.

See how many outraged fiends, errr... I mean friends you can get to come here to defend your honor.

Post it in the Biker bar. It's biker Bar fare. Or, are you too chicken?

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-09-01   17:06:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#105. To: Ferret Mike (#104)

Hey short stack. Still wiping your butt with leaves?

#80. To: Brian S (#75) Thanks Brian S.

I'm not sure but I think I may be banned at 4um. It shows I'm logged in but I am authorized (0) posts per day. Maybe I'm on a timeout. Learning of your banning yesterday must have ticked me off; I was out of character with my profanity last night.

Fred Mertz posted on 2009-11-17 13:26:03 ET Reply Trace Private Reply

Jethro Tull  posted on  2010-09-01   17:15:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#106. To: Ferret Mike (#104)

YAWN ...

I see YOUR lips flapping LIAR but I don't hear a single word that you are saying LIAR.

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Living in mouth breather's empty noggins 24/7/365 totally rent free!

Mad Dog  posted on  2010-09-01   17:23:49 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#107. To: Jethro Tull (#105)

We use moss and buckets to do that chore in a tree sit, not leaves. And no, I'm doing some work during bimonthly tree climbing and rope work training at the Coops on the UO campus, but no tree sits.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-09-01   17:25:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#108. To: Mad Dog (#106)

Now there you go. See, you can post pictures if you pay attention to details. ;- D

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-09-01   17:27:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#109. To: Ferret Mike (#108)

YAWN ....

I see your lips flapping LIAR but I don't hear a word that you are saying LIAR.

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Living in mouth breather's empty noggins 24/7/365 totally rent free!

Mad Dog  posted on  2010-09-01   17:28:59 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#110. To: Mad Dog (#106)

YYYYyyyyyyaaaawwwwwnnnnnNNNNNNNN!

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-09-01   17:29:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#111. To: Ferret Mike (#110)

YAWN ....

I see your lips flapping LIAR but I don't hear a single word that you are saying LIAR.

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Living in mouth breather's empty noggins 24/7/365 totally rent free!

Mad Dog  posted on  2010-09-01   17:31:37 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#112. To: Mad Dog (#111)

I know that you are, but what am I? You are fun M. Doggie Dogg. You remind me of all those little strategies we all learned in kindergarten at the start of our social lives.

Pity that's where your head's still at. I feel your pain. ;-D

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-09-01   17:36:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#113. To: Coral Snake (#100)

Ancient Writings

A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in order of appearance.

1. A woman

2. A donkey

3. A shovel

4. A fish

5. A Star of David

They decided that this was a unique find and the writings were at least more than three thousand years old. They chopped out the piece of stone and had it brought to the museum where archaeologists from all over the world came to study the ancient symbols.

They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss what they could agree was the meaning of the markings. The President of their society stood up and pointed at the first drawing and said:

"This looks like a woman. We can judge that this race was family oriented and held women in high esteem You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol resembles a donkey, so, they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing looks like a shovel of some sort, which means they even had tools to help them.

Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish, which means that if they had a famine hit the earth, whereby the food didn't grow, they would take to the sea for food.

The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews."

The audience applauded enthusiastically and the President smiled and said, "I'm glad to see that you are all in full agreement with our interpretations."

Suddenly, a little old man stood up in the back of the room and said, "I object to every word. The explanation of what the writings say is quite simple. First of all, everyone knows that Hebrews don't read from left to right, but from right to left... Now, look again... It now says:

"'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Woman!'"

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-09-01   17:40:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#114. To: Ferret Mike (#112)

YAWN .....

I see your lips flapping LIAR but I don't hear a single word that you are saying LIAR.

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Living in mouth breather's empty noggins 24/7/365 totally rent free!

Mad Dog  posted on  2010-09-01   17:42:27 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#115. To: Mad Dog (#114)

foxtrot tango whiskey, ((FTW?Fuck The World) at photobucket. Is that your account there?

From the picture's properties.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-09-01   17:48:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#116. To: Ferret Mike (#115)

YOU're a regular digital "genius" aren't you corn flake "boy"/"girl"?

YAWN .....

I see your lips flapping LIAR but I don't hear a single word that you are saying LIAR.

Living in mouth breather's empty noggins 24/7/365 totally rent free!

Mad Dog  posted on  2010-09-06   19:55:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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