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Title: The Bible,Dr. Laura,and them damn homos!
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Published: Aug 10, 2010
Author: James M. Kauffman
Post Date: 2010-08-10 09:33:13 by sneakypete
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In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, written by a US man, and posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative: Dear Dr. Laura: Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them. 1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians? 2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her? 3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense. 4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? 5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it? 6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination? 7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here? 8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die? 9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves? 10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging. Your adoring fan. James M. Kauffman, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus, Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special Education University of Virginia PS (It would be a damn shame if we couldn't own a Canadian) Poster Comment: I like the part about Canadians best of all.
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#22. To: Suzanne (#17)
I was impressed with Owens'acting in King Arthur,
Uh,huh. And why is she a loon? Is it because she is quoting the bible?
"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)
Ok,so according to the scripture and your understanding of the US Constitution,can I own my own Canadian? If not,why not?
"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)
Well,you might as well earn it and stop by my place on your way to hell.
"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)
King Abdullah has said that he doesn't know if Boy Jorge is queer or not,but "He sure does kiss funny!"
"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)
I don't choose my lustful wanderings willy-nilly (LOL).
You tried it? UGH!!!!
Strange that Mohammed never recieved any information in the cave from the Angel about the British,Standard Oil or the Bush Family. Kinda weird that god would completely forget to talk about the Money : )
Me too, Sometimes being attacked by Cougars can have a happy ending : )
LOL...you made my "virtual" night.
LOL...you made my "virtual" night. : ) I get dinner at a house in these dreams Not the metro sexual tofu like at restaurants....real food, No husbands burst into the house at anytime in the dream either : )
Not the metro sexual tofu like at restaurants....real food, No husbands burst into the house at anytime in the dream either : ) Sadly, even the most elegantly prepared and savored dishes leave scraps behind… and, somehow, they become tawdry remnants. And the lover who most ardently helped you undress beforehand seems disinterested in helping you restore your garments afterward. Such is the nature of impulsive acts...but as I'm on my way out of Dodge, I'll give you a call.
I'm dreaming of warm places by the sea, I do not mind learning Greek,....or going to get fresh food at the market each day by scooter from a white plaster house overlooking the Aegean.
If you saw ... the gun first --- You're gay.
Ok,so according to the scripture Your going to hell according to God. You can always repent and change your mind and seek forgiveness.
Judge not, lest you be judged.
"Lets [sic] rent a room." ~ Jethro Tull to Rotara
That doesn't mean be a hypocrite. Like says I judge you because of that faggity pair of pants you always wear. Then I go wear them. I noticed you said you would pray for someone the other day. Who do you pray to if you don't believe? It makes no sense. If you read the Bible you would know it charges us with judging. Judge righteous judgement.
You are on my prayer list. You know who the saint of lost causes is?
"Lets [sic] rent a room." ~ Jethro Tull to Rotara
Saints are christians. Real christians. Tell me your story. I gotta run in a sec but who knows I might read it before I leave.
"Lets [sic] rent a room." ~ Jethro Tull to Rotara
Who is Saint Jude? Are you praying to her or just asking her to pray for you? You must be a catholic.
Non-existent creatures don't need money.
"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)
OOOOH! I'm sooo skeered! Some mythical creature is going to sentence me to a place that doesn't exist. Besides,if he he does exist,given the way he is depicted as a sadistic,brutal,and egotistical SOB in the Old Testament,Satan would be better company.
"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)
Like many people have said. You choose where you go. I pity you fool.
It also says I can have slaves and that we should commit genocide against our enemies by taking their infant children by the heels and bashing their brains out against the city walls. That God guy sure is a good hater.
"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)
He was talking about people like you petey. You know the godless.
You are godly? Better be careful! Your Big Spook in the Sky is a jealous Gawd,and will turn you into a pillar of salt,or something.
"I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago." (Sarah Palin,Dec 2009) ************************************ DID Palin say or write these things or not? (Me) I don't know or F ing care. (Mad Dog posted on 2009-12-26 16:36:33 ET,post # 105 http://libertysflame.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5510&Disp=114#C114)
Your god chose one group of people and set them against everyone else. The funny thing is he's treated the others better than he's treated the chosen.
"How many confirmed NV Mig kills do YOU have general? I only have three." - Mad Dog, the syphilitic psychopath
Gee,I wonder why? Yeah, I'm real skeerd of your ping to this dopey queer propaganda. You've become quite the useful idiot.
Ten years old?
Yes. I believe the Leftist pro-queer Hollywood producers even won an award for this episode.
How dumb. This is what happens when militant atheists and queers, and their stooges (that would also be you, Pete) need to justify their perversions, ignorance of context, and rejection of God's instructions. Don't understand any of it? Consult a Pastor or Minister instead of giggling like little goofballs who think God has been punked.
Chyeah no doubt. (eyeball roll) Btw, don't you have a Red Dawn Cult to lead, Tull?
You're right; Pastor Skippy is a scriptural scholar - I almost forgot. This academic queer writers needs sooo badly to discredit Leviticus for obvious reasons.
Odd pairing of imagery, Parrot. I'd like to know how a half-term Governor whose never been a legislator and current civilian has anything to do with ordering soldiers anywhere. Is it because Palin is just an easy punching bag? Just sayin'.
Yes, but only if the Canadian consents, ands he's queer, an atheist, and bitter anti-Christian troll like his master.
The Bible says ALL THAT?? Wow...
You sure have little "man"'s number L. There are plenty of other adjectives that you could also add, but that sure will do.
Quoted by PDS insane assholes every where.
There are plenty of other adjectives that you could also add, but that sure will do. For some reason, Pete believes Christians are plotting to rule the world and oppress him. At the same time he's shilling for the Gay Militant Agenda. Go figure.
"Werd." Governor Palin having a small Israeli flag in her office sent him screaming over the edge, apparently not soon to return to anything even resembling reality anytime soon. Maybe there are extenuating circumstances such as health or mental issues with him? I can hardly claim to be a completely objective voice when speaking about him. But his decent into vile absurdity is still actually kind of sad and pitiful really.
Quoted by PDS insane assholes every where.
That single incident did seem to shove him over the edge a bit. Like you, I haven't always agree with Pete, but I've respected his opinion. I'd rather none of us devolve the civility of tone as much as we all have, even when we disagree. This baloney is one reason I have to take breaks now and then from the forums. The other reasons are the sheer bad news and absurdity of what happens on a daily basis with this utterly corrupt government of ours.
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Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latestwhile naughty images of Clive Owen danced in my head.
The script and run of the movie lended to a more realistic possibility of a King Arthur.
Owens seems to bring out other actors character's allongside his which comes off as natural,
and not so force/driven as in other movies were characters like that would seldomly meet in the real world.
#23. To: Jethro Tull (#15)
She's a loon, and if she were younger she'd no doubt be into Scientology or some spaceship cult. It's all part of the same mental opiate directed at the weak minded among us.
#24. To: A K A Stone (#14)
First I saw of it.
#25. To: Suzanne (#17)
Oh, God, I'm doomed...
#26. To: Ibluafartsky (#20)
You are sooooo gay, dwarf!
#27. To: Parrot with speed dial (#22)
I was impressed with Owens'acting in King Arthur
#28. To: sneakypete (#26)
"He sure does kiss funny!"
#29. To: sneakypete (#26)
#30. To: Suzanne (#27)
I don't choose my lustful wanderings willy-nilly (LOL).
#31. To: Parrot with speed dial (#30)
Sometimes being attacked by Cougars can have a happy ending : )
#32. To: Suzanne (#31)
Sometimes being attacked by Cougars can have a happy ending : )
#33. To: Parrot with speed dial (#32)
I get dinner at a house in these dreams
#34. To: Suzanne (#33)
Such is the nature of impulsive acts...but as I'm on my way out of Dodge, I'll give you a call.
One day in my future,...that may be possible,....thanks to the Inheritance genie : )
Greek Music- Dalaras, Andreatos - Mi mou lete gia afti (live)
#35. To: Parrot with speed dial (#34)
#36. To: sneakypete (#24)
First I saw of it.
#37. To: A K A Stone (#36)
#38. To: Fred Mertz (#37)
Judge not, lest you be judged.
#39. To: A K A Stone (#38)
#40. To: Fred Mertz (#39)
#41. To: A K A Stone (#40)
May the sacred heart of Jesus be adored, glorified, loved and preserved now and forever. Sacred heart of Jesus have mercy on us, Saint Jude worker of Miracles pray for us, Saint Jude helper and keeper of hopeless pray for us, Thank you Saint Jude. Amen.
#42. To: Fred Mertz (#41)
#43. To: Parrot with speed dial (#29)
Kinda weird that god would completely forget to talk about the Money : )
#44. To: A K A Stone (#36)
Your going to hell according to God.
#45. To: sneakypete (#44)
#46. To: A K A Stone (#38)
If you read the Bible you would know it charges us with judging. Judge righteous judgement.
#47. To: sneakypete (#46)
#48. To: A K A Stone (#47)
You know the godless.
#49. To: A K A Stone (#47)
He was talking about people like you petey. You know the godless.
#50. To: sneakypete (#13)
Is it just me,or do Liberator and AKA Stone seem to be ignoring my pings to this thread?
#51. To: no gnu taxes (#3)
#52. To: war (#2)
This is also from a West Wing episode...
#53. To: sneakypete (#0)
#54. To: Jethro Tull (#15)
She's a loon, and if she were younger she'd no doubt be into Scientology or some spaceship cult.
#55. To: Skip Intro (#16)
If people like Dr. Laura can't pick and choose what they want the bible to mean all the fun goes out of it. It's very rude of this writer to notice that there are other requirements in there too.
#56. To: Parrot with speed dial (#18)
[Sarah Palin with nipple pokies sending the soldiers off in gods name,....outstanding!]
#57. To: sneakypete, A K A Stone (#24)
Ok,so according to the scripture and your understanding of the US Constitution,can I own my own Canadian?
#58. To: sneakypete, A K A Stone (#46)
It also says I can have slaves and that we should commit genocide against our enemies by taking their infant children by the heels and bashing their brains out against the city walls.
#59. To: Liberator, stinkypants little man (#57)
and bitter anti-Christian troll like his master.
#60. To: Mad Dog, sneakypete (#59)
You sure have little "man"'s number L.
#61. To: Liberator, stinkypants little man (#60)
#62. To: Mad Dog (#61)
Governor Palin having a small Israeli flag in her office sent him screaming over the edge, apparently not soon to return to anything even resembling reality anytime soon.
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