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LEFT WING LOONS See other LEFT WING LOONS Articles Title: 25 Rules For Voting Democrat 
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Published: Jul 31, 2010 
Author: Jeff Thomson  
Post Date: 2010-07-31 16:52:18 by WhiteSands 
Keywords: we weed up party, where Views: 9407 
Comments: 15 
 The Democrat voters pledge:       - I vote Democrat because the government knows whats best for me.
 - I vote Democrat because if we dont like something, we will get it banned and outlawed.
 - I vote Democrat because I believe in global warming and we must spend massive money to stop it, in spite of the fact that all of the facts were lies.
 - I vote Democrat because its immoral for private banks to make a profit, but its OK for the government to do so. 
   - I vote Democrat because the government knows how to spend my money better than I do.
 - I vote Democrat because the poor, lazy, and clueless have a right to my earnings.
 - I vote Democrat because we must have the freedom to kill as many babies as necessary, yet we must defend the rights of murderers at all cost. No, thats not backwards.
 - I vote Democrat because all people should have equal access to poor health care.
 - I vote Democrat because unqualified minorities should be required to take jobs that qualified white people would be outstanding at. 
   - I vote Democrat because only criminals should have guns.
 - I vote Democrat because if a murderous thief breaks into your house, he has a right to your stuff, and you should only have the right to run away, not defend yourself or protect your loved ones or belongings.
 - I vote Democrat because of eight letters: ACLU and SEIU. The ACLU  protecting criminals from good people like you.
 - I vote Democrat because we need to slow down. Efficiency is bad.
 - I vote Democrat because I hate and envy the wealthy and successful. They must be punished. 
   - I vote Democrat because freedom of speech should not apply to opposing (conservative) viewpoints.
 - I vote Democrat because Im politically correct and easily offended.
 - I vote Democrat because Im not racist, but I feel the need to come to the rescue of minorities because theyre too stupid to do it themselves.
 - I vote Democrat because Muslims will leave us alone and learn to love us if we just stop harassing them.
 - I vote Democrat because light bulbs filled with highly poisonous mercury are far better for the environment than light bulbs filled with tiny wires. 
   - I vote Democrat because the Constitution is an outdated document that I have never read and never will.
 - I vote Democrat because my heroes in Hollywood do.
 - I vote Democrat because nobody should excel or stand out  it hurts other peoples feelings.
 - I vote Democrat because the government knows how to deal with businesses that make a profit, as well as businesses that are failing.
 - I vote Democrat because all the evil in the world is because of capitalism and the United States. 
   - I vote Democrat because people are just too stupid to control their own lives.
  And finally, I vote Democrat because, well, is there any other point of view? Not according to what I learned from public schools, the media, and Hollywood.  
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