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Title: 25 Rules For Voting Democrat
Source: raw-deal.com
URL Source: http://the-raw-deal.com/?p=3689
Published: Jul 31, 2010
Author: Jeff Thomson
Post Date: 2010-07-31 16:52:18 by WhiteSands
Keywords: we weed up party, where
Views: 9205
Comments: 15

The Democrat voter’s pledge:

  1. I vote Democrat because the government knows what’s best for me.
  2. I vote Democrat because if we don’t like something, we will get it banned and outlawed.
  3. I vote Democrat because I believe in global warming and we must spend massive money to stop it, in spite of the fact that all of the “facts” were lies.
  4. I vote Democrat because it’s immoral for private banks to make a profit, but it’s OK for the government to do so.

  5. I vote Democrat because the government knows how to spend my money better than I do.
  6. I vote Democrat because the poor, lazy, and clueless have a right to my earnings.
  7. I vote Democrat because we must have the freedom to kill as many babies as necessary, yet we must defend the rights of murderers at all cost. No, that’s not backwards.
  8. I vote Democrat because all people should have equal access to poor health care.
  9. I vote Democrat because unqualified minorities should be required to take jobs that qualified white people would be outstanding at.

  10. I vote Democrat because only criminals should have guns.
  11. I vote Democrat because if a murderous thief breaks into your house, he has a right to your stuff, and you should only have the right to run away, not defend yourself or protect your loved ones or belongings.
  12. I vote Democrat because of eight letters: ACLU and SEIU. The ACLU – protecting criminals from good people like you.
  13. I vote Democrat because we need to slow down. Efficiency is bad.
  14. I vote Democrat because I hate and envy the wealthy and successful. They must be punished.

  15. I vote Democrat because freedom of speech should not apply to opposing (conservative) viewpoints.
  16. I vote Democrat because I’m politically correct and easily offended.
  17. I vote Democrat because I’m not racist, but I feel the need to come to the rescue of minorities because they’re too stupid to do it themselves.
  18. I vote Democrat because Muslims will leave us alone and learn to love us if we just stop harassing them.
  19. I vote Democrat because light bulbs filled with highly poisonous mercury are far better for the environment than light bulbs filled with tiny wires.

  20. I vote Democrat because the Constitution is an outdated document that I have never read and never will.
  21. I vote Democrat because my heroes in Hollywood do.
  22. I vote Democrat because nobody should excel or stand out – it hurts other people’s feelings.
  23. I vote Democrat because the government knows how to deal with businesses that make a profit, as well as businesses that are failing.
  24. I vote Democrat because all the evil in the world is because of capitalism and the United States.

  25. I vote Democrat because people are just too stupid to control their own lives.
    And finally, I vote Democrat because, well, is there any other point of view? Not according to what I learned from public schools, the media, and Hollywood.
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#1. To: A K A Stone (#0)

Can this be made a sticky?

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Toss: ADL,CAIR and the Vatican into the pit they belong in.

WhiteSands  posted on  2010-07-31   16:52:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: WhiteSands (#1)

What is a sticky? Like a bumper sticker?

A K A Stone  posted on  2010-07-31   16:54:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: A K A Stone (#2) (Edited)

What is a sticky? Like a bumper sticker?

No...it's like his tightie whities and his ass 10 minutes after mass.

war  posted on  2010-07-31   16:57:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: A K A Stone (#2)

What is a sticky? Like a bumper sticker?

A forum sticky is a post or thread that stays at the head of a section.

New posts fill in below it as the "sticky" remains in position one.

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Toss: ADL,CAIR and the Vatican into the pit they belong in.

WhiteSands  posted on  2010-07-31   17:05:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: WhiteSands, pinguinite (#4)

Ok. I've noticed Goldis site does that sometimes. I've never noticed a function to make that happen. I think hers is customized. I could be wrong though.

A K A Stone  posted on  2010-07-31   17:12:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: WhiteSands (#4)

Oh one more thing. Not that you would be interested. But I think war wants to pull on your underwear and give you a wedgie or something.

A K A Stone  posted on  2010-07-31   17:13:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: A K A Stone (#2)

"What is a sticky? Like a bumper sticker?"

Bumper sticker? I thought the lad was referring to the rag he jerks off into every night and washes monthly.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2010-07-31   17:18:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Ferret Mike (#7)

Looks like you and war should get a room.

A K A Stone  posted on  2010-07-31   17:22:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: A K A Stone, Ferret Mike (#8)

Looks like you and war should get a room.

Lol...

They'd be fighting over who gets to use the "dirty rag" first on the other.

Liberator  posted on  2010-07-31   18:31:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: war (#3)

Still classing up the joint, I see. How are Steve and Idi Amin in the White House working for ya?

There's No Other Place Like This Place Anywhere Near This Place. So This Must Be The Place . . .

Rudgear  posted on  2010-08-01   10:27:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: A K A Stone (#5)

Likely it's hardcoded into the HTML template files, and has nothing to do with the software. In that way it's not a true sticky.

Pinguinite  posted on  2010-08-01   17:16:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Pinguinite (#11)

Thanks.

A K A Stone  posted on  2010-08-01   17:28:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: A K A Stone, Ferret Mike, war (#8)

"Bumper sticker? I thought the lad was referring to the rag he jerks off into every night and washes monthly."

"Looks like you and war should get a room."

It's must have been hell for (cfg) he/she to type that without a lisp...

"This Is How The World Ends, This Is How The World Ends, This Is How The World Ends, Not With A Bang, But With A WHIMPER"

Murron  posted on  2010-08-01   18:42:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: WhiteSands (#0)

The Republican voter’s pledge:

I vote Republican because I know that Trent Lott is right when he says: “We don’t need a lot of Jim DeMint disciples, as soon as they get here, we need to co-opt them.”

I vote Republican because I love to be deceived. They claim they are for limited government, but spend money like crazy once they are in office.

I vote Republican because I want our kids to die overseas fighting a country that never attacked us and didn’t threaten us. In spite of spending upward of $1,000,000,000,000.00 on our claimed “victory”, more Americans died in Iraq last month than in any month since the invasion started.

I vote Republican because I am so infatuated with the Bush family that I get a boner just thinking about Jeb entering the 2012 Presidential race, in spite of the miserable failures of his brother and father.

I vote Republican because I think that jogging towards the abyss is GOOD while running towards the abyss is BAD. So the lesser of two evils sounds really encouraging to me!

jwpegler  posted on  2010-08-01   19:34:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: jwpegler (#14)

I'll probably vote R because they are the only ones who have a chance at unseating Obama. They will probably disappoint though.

A K A Stone  posted on  2010-08-01   20:50:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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