Americans today dont embarrass very easily. Just ask MTV progeny Heidi Montag-Pratt-Montag, Rod Blagojevich or the Salahis. Tiger Woods had no problem showing his face at the U.S. Open less than a year after ruining his squeaky-clean image (and perhaps his marriage). Eliot Spitzer could become the next Larry King. As for me, Im a cable news pundit, so clearly my standards of dignity are fairly low. But two years into his first term, President Obama is proving we are not entirely without shame.
Thanks to a slew of gaffes, blunders, miscalculations and alarming personality revelations, Obama has become a surprising liability where our reputation abroad is concerned surprising not only because he was elected, in part, to restore our supposedly damaged image overseas, but also because he was touted as a smooth and charming diplomat.
But whatever generosities we afforded the inexperienced junior senator from Illinois, smooth and charming he is not, it turns out. And these rookie mistakes are getting downright embarrassing.
The latest came last week, when the President sent the G-20 a pointed but pleading letter imploring Europe to quit it already with all the sensible spending cuts. He apparently believes that if we are going to spend our way into oblivion, then Europe should have the good manners to join us. Misery loves company, after all, and so does bankruptcy.
Its unlikely Europe was moved. In fact, Germany and Britain, which just announced major spending cuts, are probably laughing at us, with a sharp view of Greece in their rearview mirror. Obamas letter wasnt only myopic but terribly arrogant the kind of thing that would have earned his predecessor another colorful cowboy descriptor from the oft-offended liberal press.
The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico hasnt put the White House in a good light, either. For an administration that famously refuses to let a good crisis go to waste, its total failure to capitalize on an opportunity to show real leadership is perplexing, to say the least. Promising to kick someones ass in between a rock concert and a round of golf is not, it turns out, a very impressive show of political agility.
In Britain, where our once-special relationship is growing increasingly ordinary, Tory Lord Tebbit called Obamas ineffective response to the BP oil spill a crude, bigoted, xenophobic display of partisan political presidential petulance. The staggering alliteration aside, those are some harsh words. And Maureen Dowd, The New York Times usually fawning Obamafan, called him bloodless and self-destructive. Yikes.
But these are just the latest in a string of global embarrassments, the kinds that were supposed to be a relic of the previous administration. Our self-righteous reaction to Israels flotilla incident earned us some much-deserved scorn from Israel, which apparently cannot defend herself (or even build condos in East Jerusalem) without Obamas express permission.
The Presidents tepid response to Irans and North Koreas nuclear promises undoubtedly has the leaders of both nations in stitches as they try not to lose sleep over the threat of . . . drumroll . . . more sanctions. We hardly need to impress Kim Jong Il or Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, but it would be nice if they were just a little afraid of us.
Also embarrassing is Obamas audacity in Afghanistan, where hes haughtily asking for more international support while simultaneously chirping on about our looming withdrawal date. It appears that Gen. Stanley McChrystal, who delivered shockingly candid (and highly inappropriate) remarks to Rolling Stone about the President, isnt particularly pleased with Obama, either.
I thought Obama was finally going to make us look good. Starting when? For his sake, lets hope its in time for his reelection bid in 2012, when his critics are likely to point out that our enemies are still our enemies, and so, too, are some of our former friends.
For our sake, lets hope he can figure out how to represent us with a little more panache and pride. Because you know its bad when us shameless Americans blush.