LF: Teabaggers Prove They're Not Racist (& Love Coloreds!) By Firing One Totally Racist Guy Who Used To Be Their Spokesman

Title: Teabaggers Prove They're Not Racist (& Love Coloreds!) By Firing One Totally Racist Guy Who Used To Be Their Spokesman
Source: EXAMINER
URL Source: http://www.examiner.com/x-15931-Chi ... Who-Used-To-Be-Their-Spokesman
Published: Jul 21, 2010
Author: Julie Farby
Post Date: 2010-07-21 12:07:59 by Brian S
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Views: 969
Comments: 2

When you're a Teabagger, that is, a member of the elite group that shares its moniker with the incredibly sexy act of dipping testicles into open, gaping mouths or slapping them atop the head, cheek or anywhere else balls can be swung, who thinks dressing up like Benjamin Franklin and hollerin' 'bout black Socialist prezinents stealing all their hard-earned money proves they love America the most, the universe fits perfectly into tidy compartments, and everything in life is pretty much black and white.

Things are sooooooo much easier that way! 'Cause then you can like tweak everything to make anything look better or worse depending on the situation, or whatever version of history feels "right" at that moment. Seriously, you should try it sometime, works wonders!

Like when you, Mark Williams, the official spokesman for the Tea Party Express explain how not racist your organization is, after the NAACP calls some (or all) in your group racist, by writing a fictional letter to Abraham Lincoln pretending, just for good cheer, to be one of those dumb, recently freed coloreds, thanking Abe for freedom 'n sh*t.

OMG, HILARIOUS!! And that ending, with the whole NAACP President Ben Jealous "Tom's Nephew" thing? Ummm, naaaaailed it!

I mean can you believe the NAACP, the very organization that makes "more money off of race than any slave trader, ever" and has the (black) balls big enough to use the words "Colored People" to describe blacks is actually calling white Tea Party Express superstar Mark Williams racist?

Everyone knows only racists say colored. But call 'em blacks or African Americans or Afros, make some watermelon or fried chicken joke, do everything in your power to subjugate their power and trivialize their tribulations, and you, my friend, are as down with the darkies as Mark Williams, Jim Crow, the current KKK Grand Wizard, Michael Steele, or any other one of the other famous civil rights leaders now carrying the mantle in the Grand Old Party of Old White Men.

Since when is America's newest political party, which is really just a mob of freaked-out old white Republicans running around shriekin' "WE WANT OUR COUNTRY BACK" ever since some dude of dubious race (Hawaiian?) won the presidential elections that fateful day 21 months ago, a bunch of terrible racists? Sorry if some people still care about the whole real birth certificate thing!

Sorry if some people don't think a certificate of Live Birth, what Hawaii officially calls such things, cuts it in this scary day and age when anyone can go waltzing into the presidency, even mysterious brown-skinned folks with funny names that include the dreaded Hussein somewhere in there.

Sorry if suddenly a humorous letter written to show how not racist the 'Baggers are is now cause for expulsion. Talk about oppression!

"We, in the last 24 hours, have expelled Tea Party Express and Mark Williams from the National Tea Party Federation because of the letter that he wrote," federation spokesman David Webb said of Williams' blog post that satirized a fictional letter from what he called "Colored People" to President Abraham Lincoln.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! Isn't there anyone out there who understands the Lipton wearing patriots do not have a single racist bone in their collective White Body? Someone who can set those dumb monkeys at the NAACP straight about what is racist and what is simply patriotic white pride?

Like say, Republican hero of radio waves and clogged arteries, Rush Limbaugh, who courageously called the resolution “not true," or living legend Sarah Palin blasting the NAACP's claim as “false” and “appalling” or even Fox's box with a head, Sean Hannity, whose thorough search for racist tea party signs still came up empty. "I can't find any racist Tea Party signs!" Hannity giggled to whichever dumb blond was co-hosting today.

Guess it must've been made up by the Jew-run media or something. They're always colluding with the blacks to keep the white man down!

Take Jewy-sounding Leonard Zeskind, who has written a history of the white nationalist movement, for instance.

“There are hard-core racists brewing inside the tea party movement,” said the Kansas City resident, white nationalist movement scholar, author of “Blood and Politics” and likely one of those Zionist-Socialist freaks. “They see tea parties not only as recruitment opportunities, but as vehicles to cross over into mainstream American politics.”

“Liberals think these are all poor, angry, working-class whites, but that’s not true,” Leonard Zeskind explained. “It’s a solid middle class. The belief that these are people hit by the economic downturn is a myth. It’s people who have what they want and don’t want it taken away. They’re defending white privilege. Their slogan is ‘We want our country back.’”

In fact, a New York Times/CBS poll found that 52 percent of Tea Party supporters said “too much has been made of the problems facing African-Americans” while 28 percent of Americans overall said the same.

And?? Like get over a couple hundred years of slavery, a few more generations getting lynched and/or whipped for so much as glancing at the white missus, and get on with your life already! Seriously, it's getting pathetic people!

But what ever will the Tea Party do without Hero Mark Williams' Leadership? How will they cope now that he's been booted just for goin' rogue writing offensive, racist, grossly unfunny letters joking about the plight of blacks in this country.

Hopefully, he'll continue his hard work freedom fighting the construction of an Islamic center in Lower Manhattan near Ground Zero, because everyone knows the only time Muslims ever visit New York is when flying hijacked jetliners into prominent NYC skyscrapers, not to mention Ground Zero is no place for the worship of "the terrorists’ monkey-god." Sick!

Not surprisingly, some cowardly political leaders (Democrats, no doubt!) said the Tea Party movement itself wasn't racist, but needed to distance itself from any elements that bring prejudice and bigotry to its events.

"There are some members who have used the Tea Party -- whether it's the Tea Party itself, there are some individuals who have tried to exacerbate racial tensions in this country," House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer (D-MD) told CNN. "I have seen some virulent fliers that have been directed at our members, clearly referencing race, the president's race and race generally."

LIAR!!!

Good thing Republicans know better. When also asked about racism among Teabaggers, on the same show, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, (R-KY), steered clear of the issue, saying: "I am not interested in getting into that debate."

And with that, he snorted, rolled his eyes and retreated back into his protective shell, bless the thing! Keeps spineless Kentucky fried swamp turtles all nice 'n warm and safe from scary things like reality, black men in the White House, and the ever-terrifying P-word (other than progress!).

No, not predators silly, even worse: principles!

Because why actually stand for something when you can just do nothing, sit back, close your eyes, retreat into your shell, and poke your head out once the dark, menacing storms have passed and the horizon is once again light & bright & beautiful, and safe for shelled reptiles to travel freely without fear of being turned into delicious Turtle soup (or Tea!) by some crazed poacher or Terrapin-hating white power patriot of spice 'n herbs, or whatever the case may be.

Obama's first all-by-his-lonesome budget, btw, calls for a $1.17 trillion deficit.