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Title: What’cha Going To Do When The Well Runs Dry?
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URL Source: http://skipmaclure.blogspot.com/201 ... -to-do-when-well-runs-dry.html
Published: Jul 5, 2010
Author: Skip MacLure
Post Date: 2010-07-05 13:28:25 by Skip MacLure
Keywords: Independence Day, Fireworks, Nanny State
Views: 7671
Comments: 11

There can be no more graphic example of the mood of the country and the state of the economy than this little vignette of my own home community, at least for me. Where I live, I can see the valley below me and a panorama of the hills towards the west from my living room window.

In a ‘normal’ year, the lead up to the Fourth of July would be a steadily increasing crescendo of fireworks going off, culminating in a house-shaking, window-rattling finale on the evening of the Fourth. Now, just so we’re all on the same page, pretty obviously I’m not talking about the safe and sane variety of sparklers and fountains. I’m talking about skyrockets and 3 and 4 inch ‘mortars’, ‘bricks’ of firecrackers etc. I’m not advocating the purchase or use of illegal fireworks. I’m simply stating what is. The nanny state can try as it might, but there’s certain things that Americans will never allow themselves to be weaned from… fireworks and moonshine are two that come to mind.

I served in the Marine Corps with a guy whose family had been making ‘shine, as he called it, for generations. Asked if he wasn’t worried about the Feds… he just looked back at me and said, “Heck no”. So much for the Revenuers. Likewise, around here the police make a great show of driving around and suppressing the illegal stuff. It’s like a cat-and-mouse game that operates by its own rules.

Explosive fireworks are legal in the UK where my editor Dee resides. There is a rather gruesome event over there called Guy Fawkes Night, commemorating a plot to blow up Parliament by placing barrels of gunpowder under it. Poor Guy got caught. Capital crimes in the England of 1605 were dealt with by having the convicted traitor hung, cut down alive, stretched by ropes pulled by a pony, thrown down on an execution slab and eviscerated, having his intestines drawn out in front of his own eyes, and sometimes thrown in a lit brazier… at which time if he wasn’t already dead, his head would be removed with an axe… his limbs removed from his torso which was thrown on an offal pile for the dogs to eat. His head would then be placed on a spike on the Tower of London… the four limbs would be taken to the four corners of the Kingdom and disposed of. Altogether, an unpleasant way to die. Poor Guy was able to throw himself off the scaffold headfirst, breaking his own neck and saving himself from the gentle ministrations of the King’s executioners.

Dee tells me that the evening is celebrated by the ingestion of copious amounts of alcohol and hot dogs around the bonfire, which is symbolically topped by an effigy called a ‘Guy’, and explosives going off everywhere. It’s one of those quirky things about the UK, arguably one of the greatest nanny states in the world. That it would allow their citizens to use explosive fireworks in great quantity fueled by, as Dee says it, binge drinking… while at the same time they’re not permitted to defend themselves, their families or their property from evildoers.

This year it has been noticeably quiet around here. So much so that I mentioned it to the elder of my two boys. He said he had noticed the same thing. We seldom go to a fireworks display. We can simply open the living room blinds, turn off the lights and enjoy. The valley would be lit with fireworks of both varieties, likewise the hills on the other side. There’s very little going on in comparison to other years and we’ve been here for ten Independence Days now.

Now you can’t be much more unscientific about an observation than this, but I think it’s indicative of two things: (a) A scarcity in disposable income. These big ‘illegal’ fireworks, some approaching professional quality, are anything but cheap. (b) A less than joyous mood in the country. People are not only not spending what money they have, they are noticeably pessimistic about the direction of the country. The Gulf well isn’t dry, but America is watching our DeMarxist Congress tapping a well which doesn’t exist.

In another breathtakingly unconstitutional maneuver, the Democrats voted that a budget was ‘deemed’ passed, so that they could start spending funds from a budget which is non-existent. Sounds insane, doesn’t it? We have a country being run by the Cheshire Cat, the Mad Hatter and the Dingy Rabbit. Their Wonderland is as hallucinatory as the ‘Phantom Budget’.

Semper Vigilans, Semper Fidelis

© Skip MacLure 2010

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#1. To: Skip MacLure (#0)

My dad used to brag how they set them off in the neighbors' outhouses. I didn't see any of that this year either.

Some years are quiet some are noisy, for whatever reasons. Problems in Mexico from which most illegal fireworks are smuggled probably has more to do with the quietness this year as any other factor.

"See in my line of work, you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --- George W. Bush (Rochester NY, 5-24-2005)

mininggold  posted on  2010-07-05   14:00:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Skip MacLure (#0)

We seldom go to a fireworks display

Me neither, because the display lasts maybe 30-45 minutes and then it takes 2 hr to get out of the parking lot.

no gnu taxes  posted on  2010-07-05   14:10:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: mininggold (#1) (Edited)

This year was the Tet Offensive around here. My nephew drove to PA last week and we all gave him $100 each. He came back with about $1200 worth of stuff.

We started about 9PM and ended at 11...

#67. To: war (#48) Keep hiding behind the bozo, bozo. (laughing) You've always been a world class pussy. Badeye posted on 2010-01-14 16:12:48 ET Reply Trace I'm biased, obviously, given the shit I'm subjected to daily here from the anti groupie. Badeye posted on 2010-06-10 11:34:31 ET Reply Trace Private Reply

war  posted on  2010-07-05   14:11:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: war (#3)

This year was the Tet Offensive around here. My nephew drove to PA last week and we all gave him $100 each. He came back with about $1200 worth of stuff.

We started about 9PM and ended at 11...

LOL

It was quiet in my area. The local Mexicans tipped me off to the problems they had getting their fireworks.

"See in my line of work, you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --- George W. Bush (Rochester NY, 5-24-2005)

mininggold  posted on  2010-07-05   14:31:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: mininggold (#4) (Edited)

Every year we send a nephew to PA...it's about 3 hrs round trip. It's always worth it...they bring back a shitload of mortars and fountains and, of course, sparklers for the kiddies. We all take turns setting stuff off.

4th of July is my brother in law's big deal, even tho I end up doing most of the grilling. But he usually has about 50-60 people and between family and friends there are enough cops to keep us from getting hassled.

#67. To: war (#48) Keep hiding behind the bozo, bozo. (laughing) You've always been a world class pussy. Badeye posted on 2010-01-14 16:12:48 ET Reply Trace I'm biased, obviously, given the shit I'm subjected to daily here from the anti groupie. Badeye posted on 2010-06-10 11:34:31 ET Reply Trace Private Reply

war  posted on  2010-07-05   14:37:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: war (#5)

They bring back a shitload of mortars and fountains and, of course, sparklers for the kiddies. We all take turns setting stuff off.

Sounds like fun....If I were 16 12 again.

Liberator  posted on  2010-07-05   16:02:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: mininggold, e_type_jag (#4)

The local Mexicans tipped me off to the problems they had getting their fireworks.

I know I'm being rhetorical here, but just what kind of "fireworks" did your clients expect from you at the $2 bucks a pop discount??

Liberator  posted on  2010-07-05   16:12:01 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Liberator (#7)

The local Mexicans tipped me off to the problems they had getting their fireworks.

I know I'm being rhetorical here, but just what kind of "fireworks" did your clients expect from you at the $2 bucks a pop discount??

I think whining got her "mattress springs/lower back" overloaded when she offered the 2 for 1 holiday special to the fieldworkers.

She'll not offer that "special" again:)

bbbwww.....BBBWW.......BBBWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!

Death to everybody who does not get outta my way. Below is positively the most hilariously BS overflowing comment from the resident obamunist spent-condom EVER:) "This is WHY I left the GOP in the mid 90's. ." Dwarf

e_type_jag  posted on  2010-07-05   18:50:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Skip MacLure (#0)

We can see fireworks from three township from our deck...the higher rockets and mortars anyway. Then there are the various neighbors up the valley. Most are relatively professional, but we have Phantom Fireworks here and they make some great mortars. Expensive, but you get what you pay for.

i know how, in theory, to make my own....but I don't do my own brakes either.

It was loud.

Obama's first all-by-his-lonesome budget, btw, calls for a $1.17 trillion deficit.

Badeye  posted on  2010-07-05   22:43:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Liberator (#7)

know I'm being rhetorical here, but just what kind of "fireworks" did your clients expect from you at the $2 bucks a pop discount??

Same as you get when you post that Sarah was a Fed civil service employee.

"See in my line of work, you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --- George W. Bush (Rochester NY, 5-24-2005)

mininggold  posted on  2010-07-06   0:32:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: e_type_jag (#8)

I think whining got her "mattress springs/lower back" overloaded when she offered the 2 for 1 holiday special to the fieldworkers.

She'll not offer that "special" again:)

bbbwww.....BBBWW.......BBBWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!

(can't catch breath....HOWLING LAUGHTER!!)

Liberator  posted on  2010-07-06   13:29:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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