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United States News Title: The Worst President Ever -- Fuck You bitch Obama A White House spokesman mocked BP’s chief executive recently for attending a luxury yacht race despite the oil spill disaster in the Gulf of Mexico, but then defended Bitch Obama’s own golf game that same weekend. Tony Hayward, the British energy giant’s embattled chief, drew fire from the White House for having gone to a yacht race off the Isle of Wight. White House spokesman Bill Burton took him to task, suggesting that Hayward take part in the cleanup operations in the Gulf of Mexico with the $700,000 yacht he co-owns. “You know, look, if Tony Hayward wants to put a skimmer on that yacht and bring it down to the Gulf, we’d be happy to have his help,” Burton said to laughter in the White House briefing room. “But what’s important isn’t what Tony Hayward’s doing in his free time; it’s what BP is doing to take…responsibility for the mess that they’ve made,” he said. His comments echoed those of White House Chief of Staff and Retard Rahm Emanuel who called Hayward’s decision to go to the yacht race “part of a long line of PR gaffes and mistakes.” But when asked about Dickhead Obama’s day, in particular his four hour golf game at a course near Washington, Burton said the president had the right to decompress a bit after a hard week. “I don’t think that there’s a person in this country that doesn’t think that their president ought to have a little time to clear his mind,” Burton said. But let’s not forget Cocksucker Obama declared in a lengthy news conference at the White House back in May: “I take responsibility. It is my job to make sure that everything is done to shut this down”. Moron Obama has struggled to counter criticism of how his pathetic administration has handled the disaster. Over a hundred million gallons of oil has already gushed into the gulf. Crude has been washing up from Louisiana to Florida, killing birds and fish, coating delicate marshes and wetlands and covering pristine beaches with tar balls. Reportedly a pair of relief wells that won’t be done until August is the best bet to stop the massive spill. That’s right, August!!! Is the Idiotic Obama administration the most pathetic administration in U.S. history or what? Foreign companies, with extensive successful experience in oil spill cleanups, have offered their services but have been refused by the Stupid-Ass Obama administration. Why? A government spokesman said that Belgian, Dutch and Norwegian vessels are being barred from the Gulf region because of the Jones Act and the vessels “do not meet the operational requirements of the Unified Area Command.” The Jones Act requires vessels working in U.S. waters to be built in the U.S. and be crewed by U.S. workers. Of course, Dipshit Obama could waive the Jones Act anytime he wants, but he won’t. Why is that? Well, according to James Carafano from the Heritage Foundation: “The unions see it as…protecting jobs. They hate when the Jones Act gets waived, and they pound on politicians when they do that.” Carafano asks, “So are we giving in to unions and not doing everything we can, or is there some kind of impediment that we don’t know about?” President Obama has the power to waive the Jones Act to allow foreign vessels and crews to bring their expertise to the gulf cleanup, but he fears angering American labor unions. In other words we have the worst environmental disaster in U.S. history going on in the gulf and Dumb-fuck Obama doesn’t want help from other countries because it might piss-off the unions. What?!!! Are you kidding me?!!! Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal has also had his problems with the Incompetent Obama administration. For nearly two weeks he fought to get working barges to begin vacuuming crude oil out of the state’s oil-soaked waters. But against the governor’s wishes, those barges sat idle all that time, even as more oil flowed toward the Louisiana shore. Again, why? Because the federal government under Liberal-Bonehead Obama ordered the stoppage because they needed to confirm that there were fire extinguishers and life vests on board, and then it had trouble contacting the people who built the barges. If I didn’t know better it would seem that Bitch Obama is trying make this disaster as bad as possible!!! The truth is that Obama is just as much responsible for the oil spill as BP. Bitch Obama knew of all the hundreds of safety violations that BP had accumulated over the years yet he continued to allow BP to operate in the gulf. The Stupid-Fucking Obama administration failed to inspect the gulf oil rig regularly like they were supposed to do. They also gave BP permission to drill in the deep waters of the gulf even though they knew if an accident occurred it would be very difficult for BP to stop a major catastrophic spill a mile down in the Gulf of Mexico. And we all know that Liberal-Socialist Obama took at least a hundred thousand dollars from BP for his presidential campaign. What did BP get for their money? A complacent and pathetic administration that looked the other way and refused to do its job in the gulf. Liberal-Asshole Obama you are as responsible for the spill in the gulf as BP!!! Death to All Liberals!!!
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#1. To: A K A Stone (#0)
Do you have any standards here Stone, or are you going to let lunatics like this one completely trash your site?
I take it that this title falls into the acceptable category in Stoner's world?
It's a nice well written commentary. Wouldn't read it to my 5 year old (and I'd not read my stuff to him either:)..) but then it seems some of the petulant 60's bulging foreheaded retreads might take offense to bashing the obamunist-who-should-be-made-dictator-for-a-few-years-to-fix-up this-country.
Death to everybody who does not get outta my way. Below is positively the most hilariously BS overflowing comment from the resident obamunist spent-condom EVER:) "This is WHY I left the GOP in the mid 90's. ." Dwarf
Yes, you'll do exactly that..... better yet, shut up or start your own site.
Death to everybody who does not get outta my way. Below is positively the most hilariously BS overflowing comment from the resident obamunist spent-condom EVER:) "This is WHY I left the GOP in the mid 90's. ." Dwarf
Shut me up, Nancy.
Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh.....yer "calling me out" on the good ol' chat board huh? Well THAT does it!!!!!.....I'm coming over there to pound you right outta your taxpayer funded power chair ya bloviating gasbag 60's retread bluehair. Nyah Nyah........ Chuckles..........I can't write better comedy than you BOT idiots provide without trying:):)
Death to everybody who does not get outta my way. Below is positively the most hilariously BS overflowing comment from the resident obamunist spent-condom EVER:) "This is WHY I left the GOP in the mid 90's. ." Dwarf
UMMMMM, no. 8D bush43 and his trusty Sidekick (heartguard cheney;}. Remember the Top Secret(STILL) Energy Task Force Plan? You're looking at it. But Obama in not doing an Andrew Jackson is running out of time. He will be on a Ten/Twenty or he will be the last POTUS. And the neocons will not be coming back. Israel/UK take note. ;}
You are 100% correct. Being a good Apocalyptic Christian, Stone would like to see more titles like this. It really adds to the class of the site, doesn't it?
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