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Biden won’t stop them, and neither will cops, until Portland is burned down
SALUTE THE MARINE!!!!!
Trump's greatest legacy: The GOP now represents America's workers
Joe’s ... firsT 17 AcTs --- Of DesTructTon
google is evil
Now wiTh The UniTed StaTes Taken ouT --- They have a glide paTh To “build iT back beTTer” / “susTainabiliTy” / “social justTce” us --- inTo “The GreaT ReseT
DAY ONE: Beijing Biden Kills Keystone Pipeline and Thousands of Jobs, Rejoins Paris Climate Accord, Removed 1776 Project, Vows to Restart Iran’s Nuclear Program, Fed Mask Mandates
Republicans Block Swift Approval of Biden's DHS Pick
President Donald J. Trump Departure Ceremony
Stop the Steal
Feds ArresT Pennsylvania Woman ... Accused of STealing --- Pelosi’s LapTop
Enter the Dumbest Administration on Earth
How Joe Biden Will Open The Floodgates To Transgendering Public Schools
CNN Pushes to Close Down Newsmax TV
tax and regulate
Supreme CourT Deals DemocraTs A Major DefeaT In Texas ... They JusT Ruled ---To RejecT Universal Mail-In BalloTing
EYEWITNESS' ACCOUNT DC
Biden’s party seeks to divide and destroy, not unite and heal
“If You Need All This To Protect Your Inauguration from the People, Maybe the F-ing People Didn’t F-ing Elect You!” – DC Worker Shows Video of Military Checkpoints in City (VIDEO)
How Soon Will the Social Security Trust Fund Be Depleted and How Should People Protect Their Retirement Income?
With These Figures, It's No Shock Why Republicans Got Swept by Democrats in Georgia
Domestic Terrorist?" - Leftist BLM Activist Who Stormed Capitol On Jan. 6 Arrested, Charged - John Earle Sullivan
The Republican Party Killed Itself
Australia to kill pigeon that crossed Pacific from Oregon
Could Joe Biden face impeachment?
Democrats Are Using The Recent Capitol Riot To Consolidate Power
Hold Twitter To Account
Incitement, Insurrection, Impeachment, Imperiousness, and Idiocy
Dems want to bring down anyone who ever backed Trump: Goodwin
Uganda Bans Twitter
Big Corporate Uses Capitol Riots To Push Communist-Style Social Credit System On Americans
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Gluttons for boot news.
THE MAN ... WHO SHOT ASHLI BABBITT --- (WAS HE BLACK?)
Big Tech’s War on Free Speech
GOP Can't Afford to Leave Trump's Voters Behind
North Idaho Internet Provider Blocks Facebook, Twitter on Its Service Over Censorship
ACLU warns of ‘unchecked power’ of big tech for banning Trump amid calls for investigation of Amazon, Google and Apple
Lt. Gen. Tom McInerney explained Everything TACTICAL DECEPTION, THE STING, THE DATA
POPE DISAPPEARS INTO THIN AIR.
Pelosi And Wimp Portland Mayor Wheeler Conspired And Planned To Blame The Riots On Trump...Nutty Nancy Urges Limp-Wristed Wheeler To Stick To The 'Democrat (Communist) 'Play Book' - Is Nancy's Laptop Starting To Leak?
The Most Trusted Voice In America
Photos & Videos: BLM Activist John Sullivan Who Stormed The US Capitol Says That The Secret Has Been In Contact With Him - Far-Left Activists Have Raised Suspicion That He Is A Federal Agent Provocateur
US Attorney launches federal excessive force investigation into death of Trump-supporting Air Force vet who was shot dead as rioters breached the Capitol
Post Date: 2018-01-27 10:33:25 by Deckard
Senior Trying To Reset Password
Post Date: 2018-01-26 05:20:15 by Deckard
..HERES HOW IT GOES
. WINDOWS: Please enter your new password. USER: cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. USER: boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. USER: 1 boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces USER: 50damnboiledcabbages WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages WINDOWS: Sorry the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively. USER: 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourButt IfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow ! WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation. USER: ReallyPissedOff50 ...
A short love story
Post Date: 2018-01-24 13:48:31 by sneakypete
A SHORT, BUT BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 a.m., the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, Ma'am I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold I have a better idea, she replied, Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married. ...
Post Date: 2018-01-20 05:25:48 by A Pole
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Why some African Americans are moving to Africa [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2018-01-19 11:55:40 by Hondo68
African-Americans are returning to the lands of their ancestors as life becomes precarious and dangerous in the USA.Muhammida el-Muhajir says as an African American in the US, she felt she could 'never win' [Courtesy of Muhammida el-Muhajir]Accra, Ghana - They have come from the big cities of San Francisco, Chicago, and New York. Thousands of them. And many refuse to return.A new wave of African Americans is escaping the incessant racism and prejudice in the United States. From Senegal and Ghana to The Gambia, communities are emerging in defiance of conventional wisdom that Africa is a continent everyone is trying to leave.It is estimated that between 3,000 and 5,000 African ...
Paul Joseph Watson: The Truth About 'Sh*thole Countries' [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2018-01-13 16:33:42 by Tooconservative
‘Our Love Life Is None Of Your Business,’ Says Couple Forcing Business Owner To Approve Their Love Life
Post Date: 2018-01-13 00:08:49 by redleghunter
Our Love Life Is None Of Your Business, Says Couple Forcing Business Owner To Approve Their Love Life LAKEWOOD, COAccording to reports, a same-sex Lakewood couple informed a local business owner their private love life is none of his business, while insisting that he and his company approve and fully accept their love life, sources confirmed Wednesday. The couple, whose relationship may violate the privately held religious beliefs of some Americans, including the business owner, told him to get out of our bedroom while they demanded he use his business to openly affirm and celebrate their lifestyle choices. How dare he force his extremist views on ...
Is Donald Trump Your President?
Post Date: 2018-01-11 12:45:04 by Tooconservative
Poster Comment:This may even hold true in Belize.
If HAL9000 Were Amazon.com’s Alexa
Post Date: 2018-01-11 08:02:47 by Deckard
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Exercises in Futility - Self-Defense for Snowflakes
Post Date: 2018-01-11 00:47:18 by Tooconservative
Trump administration shuts down $13 billion Obama-era Amtrak plan (Happy New Year, Willie!)
Post Date: 2018-01-01 10:43:00 by Liberator
The Trump administration has shut down a $13 billion federal spending plan to rebuild an Amtrak project between New York and New Jersey. According to a letter obtained by Crains New York Business, the administration called the deal proposed by former President Barack Obama which would have been half paid for by the federal government non-existent. Your letter also references a non-existent '50/50' agreement between [the Department of Transportation], New York, and New Jersey. There is no such agreement," wrote Federal Transit Administration deputy administrator K. Jane Williams in a Friday letter. We consider it unhelpful to ...
GET READY! The TIME of TROUBLE has just Been Forecasted By TRUMP!
Post Date: 2017-12-26 15:00:00 by Hondo68
Post Date: 2017-12-24 10:22:30 by IbJensen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2Lv7OVI6eM Copy and paste to your browser. Poster Comment:I really like this. All of us got a Christmas present in the form of Donald Trump, but, unfortunately, there are a very few of us here who don't appreciate the gift.
NEVER HOME ALONE with Donald trump
Post Date: 2017-12-23 09:29:17 by Tooconservative
Ivanka Trump told Steve Bannon he was a 'f------ liar'
Post Date: 2017-12-21 17:54:38 by Willie Green
White House adviser Ivanka Trump lashed out at former chief strategist Steve Bannon after he accused her of leaking information to the media, according to a new report.The meeting came after months of escalating tensions between two competing factions in President Donald Trump's administration.Until his resignation in August, Bannon had often butted heads with Ivanka and her husband, senior adviser Jared Kushner. White House adviser Ivanka Trump reportedly told the former chief strategist Steve Bannon that he was a "f------ liar" at a meeting last spring that was aimed at diffusing tensions between the main factions in the administration, according to a new report from ...
Phone conversation of the day (Humor)
Post Date: 2017-12-18 06:36:55 by Deckard
Type of alcohol determines whether you become merry or maudlin
Post Date: 2017-11-22 14:31:45 by tpaine
Type of alcohol determines whether you become merry or maudlin Spirits are associated with confidence and red wine is linked to relaxation and researchers hope findings will help people consider alcohols emotional effects Nicola Davis Wednesday 22 November 2017 01.30 EST Last modified on Wednesday 22 November 2017 11.03 EST While indulging in booze can inspire cheerful merrymaking in some, for others it can lead to a tearful journey to the bottom of the glass. Now researchers say the emotions people feel when drinking could be linked to their tipple of choice. An international survey has revealed that spirits are often associated with feelings of energy, confidence and ...
Body Cam Shows Cops Lose It During Raid and Try to Kill Each Other
Post Date: 2017-11-15 06:22:21 by Deckard
Detroit, MI Hot tempered cops losing their cool and beating up or otherwise hurting innocent or non-violent suspects is a regular occurrence that we frequently report on here at TFTP. However, body camera footage was just released highlighting this tendency of some cops to leave behind professionalism and their temper. This time though, their victims werent innocent civiliansthis time, they attacked each other. Like a pack of rabid dogs, Detroit cops from two different precincts found themselves in the same house last Thursday and then turned on each other. Now, two Detroit Police officers are off the streets and a supervisor has been removed from special ...
Hannity’s ‘laughing his a** off’ at fans smashing their Keurigs, promises these prizes for best video
Post Date: 2017-11-14 11:48:06 by Liberator
Fox News host Sean Hannity thanked fans for boycotting Keurig for pulling its ads from his show, and said the videos of them smashing the coffee machines were hilarious. I am humbled and speechless and frankly laughing my ass off, Hannity tweeted Sunday night. I love all my deplorable friends. Thank you and Game on!! I pulled an Office Space with my Keurig
Would be a shame if everyone else joined me in the Keurig Smash Challenge #BoycottKeurig #IStandWithHannity #SundayMorning pic.twitter.com/yEADeRC006 Angelo John Gage (@AngeloJohnGage) November 12, 2017 Over the weekend, Keurig pulled its ads from Hannitys show after caving to ...
My daughter informed me last night what the olden days are
Post Date: 2017-10-20 10:11:26 by no gnu taxes
I was telling my daughter about some things that happened in 1980s. She quickly informed that was in the olden days. Olden days? I told her that I thought was when mice were pulling thorns out of lion's paws or when animals were lounging around the forest watching turtles and rabbits race. She astutely commented that those were just myths. So I asked her, "So what are the olden days?" She told me that anything that happened before 2000 was in the olden days.
Possibility of Â‘Professor Hillary ClintonÂ’ ignites GREAT ideas for #HillaryCourses at Columbia
Post Date: 2017-10-14 15:10:49 by Tooconservative
There are reports that a college teaching position might be in Hillary Clintons future: Hillary Clinton 'in talks' to become a professor at Columbia University https://t.co/h6BhTSxmHw Daily Mail US (@DailyMail) October 13, 2017 What would Professor Hillary teach? Well, thats where #HillaryCourses comes in handy: Intro to Bathroom Server Mgmt #HillaryCourses S (@FoundersGirl) October 14, 2017 Ha! Feel free to let Hillary teach any of these courses, Columbia! Modern Perpetual Victimhood #HillaryCourses S (@FoundersGirl) October 14, 2017 Powerful & Privileged Women's Studies #HillaryCourses S (@FoundersGirl) October 14, ...
Is your son becoming a fag?
Post Date: 2017-10-05 11:10:51 by no gnu taxes
You need to prevent this. Here are some steps. Take away all his Disney videos and make him watch combat action movies. Take him bowling. It's okay if he uses the lightweight balls, but make him curse every time he fails to pick up a spare. It's optional about making him take a swig of beer. Make him him watch a porn video. Please make sure there are no homo activities going on it. If that doesn't work and he cries asking for mommy, you are going to have to spank the kid. Not like what you give to a real homo, but you need to make to kid understand what life should be like if he decides to act this way.
Trump Says He’ll Work With Democrats on Health Care
Post Date: 2017-09-28 07:28:22 by Jameson
Trump Says Hell Work With Democrats on Health Care President plans an executive order on insurance across state lines Here it is - This will begin the move toward "Medicare for All" Comrade 45 lies a lot, but he did promise Universal Health Care... "...When he was a presidential candidate in 2015, Trump told CBS's Scott Pelley on 60 Minutes that "everybody's got to be covered." He conceded that it may be an "un-Republican" thing to say, but he wanted to ensure that everyone had quality health care..."
If NFL Ads Were Honest…
Post Date: 2017-09-07 04:23:26 by Tooconservative
A Thousand Words (Irony?)
Post Date: 2017-08-23 08:11:10 by Deckard
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