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Post Date: 2018-02-03 21:07:08 by sneakypete
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n...QcE3lZv6RPWLY2Ww&index=74Poster Comment:This is hilarious.
Jeopardy! contestants stumped by football category, mocked by Alex Trebek
Post Date: 2018-02-02 07:00:31 by Deckard
Police Officers Snitch on Themselves After Getting Too High on Edibles
Post Date: 2018-01-31 11:29:51 by Deckard
As if law enforcement wasnt already dealing with marijuana in the worst way possible, now police officers are really having trouble handling their weed. Two Toronto cops had to call their colleagues on themselves Sunday after allegedly eating some suspiciously-secured edibles. CBC News reported that two of 13 Divisions finest are currently under investigation by the Toronto Police Professional Standards Unit for on-duty misconduct. Its said that most accidents and DUIs happen close to home, and in this case, that holds true. The officers were right by 13 Division headquarters when they got too high and called the cops on themselves. The call for backup came after ...
Post Date: 2018-01-27 10:33:25 by Deckard
Senior Trying To Reset Password
Post Date: 2018-01-26 05:20:15 by Deckard
..HERES HOW IT GOES
. WINDOWS: Please enter your new password. USER: cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. USER: boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. USER: 1 boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces USER: 50damnboiledcabbages WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages WINDOWS: Sorry the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively. USER: 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourButt IfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow ! WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation. USER: ReallyPissedOff50 ...
A short love story
Post Date: 2018-01-24 13:48:31 by sneakypete
A SHORT, BUT BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 a.m., the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, Ma'am I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold I have a better idea, she replied, Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married. ...
Post Date: 2018-01-20 05:25:48 by A Pole
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Why some African Americans are moving to Africa [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2018-01-19 11:55:40 by Hondo68
African-Americans are returning to the lands of their ancestors as life becomes precarious and dangerous in the USA.Muhammida el-Muhajir says as an African American in the US, she felt she could 'never win' [Courtesy of Muhammida el-Muhajir]Accra, Ghana - They have come from the big cities of San Francisco, Chicago, and New York. Thousands of them. And many refuse to return.A new wave of African Americans is escaping the incessant racism and prejudice in the United States. From Senegal and Ghana to The Gambia, communities are emerging in defiance of conventional wisdom that Africa is a continent everyone is trying to leave.It is estimated that between 3,000 and 5,000 African ...
Paul Joseph Watson: The Truth About 'Sh*thole Countries' [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2018-01-13 16:33:42 by Tooconservative
‘Our Love Life Is None Of Your Business,’ Says Couple Forcing Business Owner To Approve Their Love Life
Post Date: 2018-01-13 00:08:49 by redleghunter
Our Love Life Is None Of Your Business, Says Couple Forcing Business Owner To Approve Their Love Life LAKEWOOD, COAccording to reports, a same-sex Lakewood couple informed a local business owner their private love life is none of his business, while insisting that he and his company approve and fully accept their love life, sources confirmed Wednesday. The couple, whose relationship may violate the privately held religious beliefs of some Americans, including the business owner, told him to get out of our bedroom while they demanded he use his business to openly affirm and celebrate their lifestyle choices. How dare he force his extremist views on ...
Is Donald Trump Your President?
Post Date: 2018-01-11 12:45:04 by Tooconservative
Poster Comment:This may even hold true in Belize.
If HAL9000 Were Amazon.com’s Alexa
Post Date: 2018-01-11 08:02:47 by Deckard
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Exercises in Futility - Self-Defense for Snowflakes
Post Date: 2018-01-11 00:47:18 by Tooconservative
Trump administration shuts down $13 billion Obama-era Amtrak plan (Happy New Year, Willie!)
Post Date: 2018-01-01 10:43:00 by Liberator
The Trump administration has shut down a $13 billion federal spending plan to rebuild an Amtrak project between New York and New Jersey. According to a letter obtained by Crains New York Business, the administration called the deal proposed by former President Barack Obama which would have been half paid for by the federal government non-existent. Your letter also references a non-existent '50/50' agreement between [the Department of Transportation], New York, and New Jersey. There is no such agreement," wrote Federal Transit Administration deputy administrator K. Jane Williams in a Friday letter. We consider it unhelpful to ...
GET READY! The TIME of TROUBLE has just Been Forecasted By TRUMP!
Post Date: 2017-12-26 15:00:00 by Hondo68
Post Date: 2017-12-24 10:22:30 by IbJensen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2Lv7OVI6eM Copy and paste to your browser. Poster Comment:I really like this. All of us got a Christmas present in the form of Donald Trump, but, unfortunately, there are a very few of us here who don't appreciate the gift.
NEVER HOME ALONE with Donald trump
Post Date: 2017-12-23 09:29:17 by Tooconservative
Ivanka Trump told Steve Bannon he was a 'f------ liar'
Post Date: 2017-12-21 17:54:38 by Willie Green
White House adviser Ivanka Trump lashed out at former chief strategist Steve Bannon after he accused her of leaking information to the media, according to a new report.The meeting came after months of escalating tensions between two competing factions in President Donald Trump's administration.Until his resignation in August, Bannon had often butted heads with Ivanka and her husband, senior adviser Jared Kushner. White House adviser Ivanka Trump reportedly told the former chief strategist Steve Bannon that he was a "f------ liar" at a meeting last spring that was aimed at diffusing tensions between the main factions in the administration, according to a new report from ...
Phone conversation of the day (Humor)
Post Date: 2017-12-18 06:36:55 by Deckard
Type of alcohol determines whether you become merry or maudlin
Post Date: 2017-11-22 14:31:45 by tpaine
Type of alcohol determines whether you become merry or maudlin Spirits are associated with confidence and red wine is linked to relaxation and researchers hope findings will help people consider alcohols emotional effects Nicola Davis Wednesday 22 November 2017 01.30 EST Last modified on Wednesday 22 November 2017 11.03 EST While indulging in booze can inspire cheerful merrymaking in some, for others it can lead to a tearful journey to the bottom of the glass. Now researchers say the emotions people feel when drinking could be linked to their tipple of choice. An international survey has revealed that spirits are often associated with feelings of energy, confidence and ...
Body Cam Shows Cops Lose It During Raid and Try to Kill Each Other
Post Date: 2017-11-15 06:22:21 by Deckard
Detroit, MI Hot tempered cops losing their cool and beating up or otherwise hurting innocent or non-violent suspects is a regular occurrence that we frequently report on here at TFTP. However, body camera footage was just released highlighting this tendency of some cops to leave behind professionalism and their temper. This time though, their victims werent innocent civiliansthis time, they attacked each other. Like a pack of rabid dogs, Detroit cops from two different precincts found themselves in the same house last Thursday and then turned on each other. Now, two Detroit Police officers are off the streets and a supervisor has been removed from special ...
Hannity’s ‘laughing his a** off’ at fans smashing their Keurigs, promises these prizes for best video
Post Date: 2017-11-14 11:48:06 by Liberator
Fox News host Sean Hannity thanked fans for boycotting Keurig for pulling its ads from his show, and said the videos of them smashing the coffee machines were hilarious. I am humbled and speechless and frankly laughing my ass off, Hannity tweeted Sunday night. I love all my deplorable friends. Thank you and Game on!! I pulled an Office Space with my Keurig
Would be a shame if everyone else joined me in the Keurig Smash Challenge #BoycottKeurig #IStandWithHannity #SundayMorning pic.twitter.com/yEADeRC006 Angelo John Gage (@AngeloJohnGage) November 12, 2017 Over the weekend, Keurig pulled its ads from Hannitys show after caving to ...
My daughter informed me last night what the olden days are
Post Date: 2017-10-20 10:11:26 by no gnu taxes
I was telling my daughter about some things that happened in 1980s. She quickly informed that was in the olden days. Olden days? I told her that I thought was when mice were pulling thorns out of lion's paws or when animals were lounging around the forest watching turtles and rabbits race. She astutely commented that those were just myths. So I asked her, "So what are the olden days?" She told me that anything that happened before 2000 was in the olden days.
Possibility of Â‘Professor Hillary ClintonÂ’ ignites GREAT ideas for #HillaryCourses at Columbia
Post Date: 2017-10-14 15:10:49 by Tooconservative
There are reports that a college teaching position might be in Hillary Clintons future: Hillary Clinton 'in talks' to become a professor at Columbia University https://t.co/h6BhTSxmHw Daily Mail US (@DailyMail) October 13, 2017 What would Professor Hillary teach? Well, thats where #HillaryCourses comes in handy: Intro to Bathroom Server Mgmt #HillaryCourses S (@FoundersGirl) October 14, 2017 Ha! Feel free to let Hillary teach any of these courses, Columbia! Modern Perpetual Victimhood #HillaryCourses S (@FoundersGirl) October 14, 2017 Powerful & Privileged Women's Studies #HillaryCourses S (@FoundersGirl) October 14, ...
Is your son becoming a fag?
Post Date: 2017-10-05 11:10:51 by no gnu taxes
You need to prevent this. Here are some steps. Take away all his Disney videos and make him watch combat action movies. Take him bowling. It's okay if he uses the lightweight balls, but make him curse every time he fails to pick up a spare. It's optional about making him take a swig of beer. Make him him watch a porn video. Please make sure there are no homo activities going on it. If that doesn't work and he cries asking for mommy, you are going to have to spank the kid. Not like what you give to a real homo, but you need to make to kid understand what life should be like if he decides to act this way.
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