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Why the US Hispanic conservative movement is surging — even without Trump

BREAKING: Vermont Senator Leahy Taken to the Hospital

Rand Paul speech

The taboo that could break america.

Trump Impeachment DOA in Senate

Seattle Sure Waited a Long Time to Implement This New Policy on Rioting

Prostitute-Amber

Warden/Executioner interview-Charlie Jones

He Reveals What 1950s Men Thought & Did

7 Black Americans Express Their Rage In The 1960s

Jackie Kennedy on MLK: 'That man's terrible' - theGrio

World Mourns Nehru

STaTes Eye ... Allowing Concealed Carry of Guns --- WiThouT a PermiT

FEC Filing of the "Patriot Party"

NYC ouT of conTrol ... 12 sub humans beaT man - sTrip him naked - sTeal everyThing --- in broad daylighT on major inTersectTon

It's This Simple: Liz Cheney Must Go

Rand Paul Wipes the floor with pedophile lover George Stephanopoulos

Worst Fishing Day Ever (Winter Fishing) ***Bad Idea***

Pelosi Wanted Machines Guns

They're Coming to America

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Skipped Biden's Inauguration...And The Reason Is Beyond Idiotic

Bernie Sanders predicts the Democratic Party could be 'wiped out' in the 2022 midterm elections

Larry King ... Television legend --- dies aT age 87

OuTrage over U.S. flag flown upside down ... aT half sTaff at SouTh Maui posT office --- InauguraTion Day

Biden won’t stop them, and neither will cops, until Portland is burned down

SALUTE THE MARINE!!!!!

Trump's greatest legacy: The GOP now represents America's workers

Joe’s ... firsT 17 AcTs --- Of DesTructTon

google is evil

Now wiTh The UniTed StaTes Taken ouT --- They have a glide paTh To “build iT back beTTer” / “susTainabiliTy” / “social justTce” us --- inTo “The GreaT ReseT

DAY ONE: Beijing Biden Kills Keystone Pipeline and Thousands of Jobs, Rejoins Paris Climate Accord, Removed 1776 Project, Vows to Restart Iran’s Nuclear Program, Fed Mask Mandates

Republicans Block Swift Approval of Biden's DHS Pick

President Donald J. Trump Departure Ceremony

Stop the Steal

Feds ArresT Pennsylvania Woman ... Accused of STealing --- Pelosi’s LapTop

Enter the Dumbest Administration on Earth

How Joe Biden Will Open The Floodgates To Transgendering Public Schools

CNN Pushes to Close Down Newsmax TV

tax and regulate

Supreme CourT Deals DemocraTs A Major DefeaT In Texas ... They JusT Ruled ---To RejecT Universal Mail-In BalloTing

EYEWITNESS' ACCOUNT DC

Biden’s party seeks to divide and destroy, not unite and heal

“If You Need All This To Protect Your Inauguration from the People, Maybe the F-ing People Didn’t F-ing Elect You!” – DC Worker Shows Video of Military Checkpoints in City (VIDEO)

Illegal crossing

How Soon Will the Social Security Trust Fund Be Depleted and How Should People Protect Their Retirement Income?

With These Figures, It's No Shock Why Republicans Got Swept by Democrats in Georgia

Domestic Terrorist?" - Leftist BLM Activist Who Stormed Capitol On Jan. 6 Arrested, Charged - John Earle Sullivan

The Republican Party Killed Itself

Australia to kill pigeon that crossed Pacific from Oregon

communism


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Say That Again, I WILL Kick Your Ass
Post Date: 2019-09-19 05:38:39 by Deckard
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NEW YORK—I don’t mind it when you lie to me with marketing terms or puff me up with overblown predictions—I’m in show business, that’s what we do—but stop using these words that are designed to disguise what you’re really doing to me. If you really wanna piss me off, use any of the following ten terms: (1) “That would be a hard no, Joe Bob.” (Variation: “That’s a nonstarter, Joe Bob.”) (Second variation: “That won’t fly at any level, Joe Bob.”) This is the equivalent of a 7-year-old on the elementary school playground who runs out of arguments and says, “I don’t care what you say! I’m not changing my ...

EVERYBODY FOR PRESIDENT!
Post Date: 2019-09-18 07:13:07 by Deckard
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-- Well, at least everybody who feels ready for the responsibility of self-goverment. Those who still need a Big Daddy or a Big Momma to discipline and dominate them should vote for whatever furhrer or saviour they like best. If you want self-government don't vote for the Two Lying Bastards of the Democan and Republicrat parties..... or for any minority party that also wants to govern you....WRITE IN YOUR OWN NAME**The GADP does not endorse any candidate claiming to run as the official GADP candidate. There is no official GADP candidate, except perhaps occasionally when Olga inexplicably decides to campaign for President of Multiverse. Despite the impressive detailed descriptions of ...

Are Comedians Finally Fighting Back Against the Far Left’s Cultural Clampdown?
Post Date: 2019-09-15 15:16:32 by Tooconservative
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Are comedians fighting back against the cultural Marxism of the critics? So-called political correctness — which, oddly enough, is a line of ideological adherence which is neither political nor correct — has appeared to be clamping down on the comic stage for quite a while. But there’s recent evidence to suggest those at the mic are trying to break free. Buzzfeed recently scolded Dave Chappelle for “truly vile” jokes about transgender people, Michael Jackson, and the #MeToo movement in his Netflix special Sticks and Stones. Vice told folks to “skip” the performance, and Vanity Fair called the act “stale.” Surely some on the far Left were also ...

Orange County deputy accidentally shoots himself while training
Post Date: 2019-09-13 06:09:32 by Deckard
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ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. - An Orange County Sheriff's Office patrol corporal wounded himself Wednesday when he accidentally fired his weapon during a training exercise, officials said. Sheriff John Mina said the deputy was at a department training facility on Wewahootee Road around 10:30 a.m. when he accidentally shot himself. "The deputies on the scene and the firefighters who responded provided excellent care based on their training," Mina said. "We were able to stop the bleeding right away and get him transported here to Orlando Health." Mina said the deputy was awake and alert after the incident. He said the Sheriff's Office employee has ...

Least Masculine Society In Human History Decides Masculinity Is A Growing Threat
Post Date: 2019-09-11 08:31:03 by Deckard
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Babylon Bee [Satire] U.S.—As society becomes increasingly dominated by nerds, hipsters, and computer programmers, people have fixated on what they think is our biggest problem: masculinity. “It’s just toxic and causes nothing but problems,” said Elisha Mcewen, a vegan activist and no threat whatsoever to spiders or tight jar lids. “I was sharing my feelings on masculinity with other men in my drum circle, and we all agreed that if we ever encountered masculinity, we would run far away.”  Masculinity is said to have in the past been the cause of such things as violence, war, bullying, defeating the Nazis, carving society out of untamed wilderness, and ...

Ron White: California Cops
Post Date: 2019-08-25 11:07:22 by Deckard
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If There Wasn't any Government...
Post Date: 2019-08-24 12:13:25 by Deckard
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San Francisco Changes Term 'Convicted Felons' To More Politically Correct 'Elected Officials'
Post Date: 2019-08-23 11:50:45 by nolu chan
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San Francisco Changes Term 'Convicted Felons' To More Politically Correct 'Elected Officials' August 22nd, 2019 SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In a move to make sure criminals are treated fairly, San Francisco has instituted a policy of referring to "convicted felons" by the much more politically correct term "elected officials." "These convicted felons are finding it harder to advance to higher political office when we keep bringing up their criminal activities," said San Francisco Mayor London Breed. "We must ensure they get a fair shake at ruining even more people's lives when they run for Congress, Senate, or the White House." The ...

'Friends, you're going to love Greenland. I was there on 9/11'
Post Date: 2019-08-17 10:33:08 by Deckard
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Manhattan? I’d’ve got Staten Island too for half the guilders. Louisiana? Bum deal. But Alaska? I’m giving that back to Russia WASHINGTON (AP) – President Donald Trump tweeted today he had purchased Greenland from the Kingdom of Denmark for $15bn plus Kanye West and the state of Massachusetts. Still, the announcement has been questioned abroad. Prime minister of Greenland Kim Kielsen, reached this morning before the sun set for the winter, commented: “Clearly, the president’s mind is melting faster than our ice sheet.” Danish prime minister Mette Frederiksen tried to strike a diplomatic note, saying: “May God deliver us from this delusional ...

Good Cop/Bad Cop See if YOU can spot the difference
Post Date: 2019-08-11 10:57:20 by Deckard
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How To Avoid Being Called A Russian Agent Online
Post Date: 2019-08-11 09:16:17 by Deckard
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The always reliable NBC News has published an important and informative article titled “Russia-linked Twitter accounts promoted ‘doxxing’ over racial tension videos”, which uses fearless investigative insinuations and cutting-edge vagueness to inform readers that viral videos of Americans being racist are essentially a Russian fabrication.The article’s four authors boldly document the shocking, bombshell findings of a Clemson University study that “almost 30 suspicious Twitter accounts” were involved in retweeting videos of racist behavior from white Americans, and, as alert readers should all be aware by now, “suspicious” is another word for ...

What Your Beer Says About Your Politics
Post Date: 2019-08-10 15:33:35 by Deckard
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Credit: Tracey Robinson, NMRPP It is often said that you can tell a lot about a man’s sexual preference by what beer he drinks. Now, thanks to Tracey Robinson, you can get a good idea of how he votes as well.  As it turns out, to the surprise of no one, Lone Star drinkers are vastly Republican but hardly vote. Microbrew drinkers on the other hand tend to lean democratic and have a high turnout rate.  Here are some more interesting statistics about what your beer might be saying about your political life:If your looking to score with that wacky political science major who believes that not voting is a crime grab a Sierra Nevada who’s drinkers have the ...

For old people
Post Date: 2019-08-09 11:23:48 by IbJensen
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WE THE ONES WITH DEMENTIA? ARE WE THE ONES WHO ARE AGING? REALLY??? Recently, I went to McDonald's and I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter. 'You don't?' I replied. 'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply. 'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?' 'That's right.' So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets. (Unbelievable but sadly true...) (Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener and she said they didn't have any, only Splenda and ...

Stop This Deadly AR-15 Assault Rifle Before it Kills Again!
Post Date: 2019-08-05 10:24:47 by Deckard
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Democrats Aren't Funny!
Post Date: 2019-08-01 08:49:17 by IbJensen
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Millions Of ROUSes Begin Migration From Fire Swamp To Scenic Baltimore
Post Date: 2019-07-29 18:40:39 by nolu chan
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Millions Of ROUSes Begin Migration From Fire Swamp To Scenic Baltimore Babylon BeeFake news you can trust July 29th, 2019 BALTIMORE, MD—According to expert biologists working in Guilder's infamous Fire Swamp, millions of R.O.U.S.es---Rodents of Unusual Size---have begun a "great migration" from the deadly thicket to the scenic, idyllic city of Baltimore. "Due to deforestation by Guilder woodsmen and a sharp increase in tourism prompted by the documentary The Princess Bride, R.O.U.S.es have found their home threatened and are seeking more disgusting pastures," said a wildlife expert in the Fire Swamp. "Many people are trying to build summer homes here as ...

Chinese Sex Talk
Post Date: 2019-07-29 10:06:33 by IbJensen
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Trump's doctored presidential seal leads to firing
Post Date: 2019-07-25 17:59:34 by Willie Green
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Image copyright Alex Wong/Getty Images Image caption Donald Trump is recorded by the crowd speaking at the Teen Action Summit in Washington, DC A member of a conservative US group has been fired after projecting a doctored version of the presidential seal at an event featuring President Donald Trump. A representative for the group, Turning Point USA, told the Washington Post that the fake seal was a mistake, the result of a rushed online search.But while the group called the slip-up "unacceptable", they maintained there was no "malicious intent".So what's the story behind the doctored presidential seal? Image copyright AFP/Getty Images Image caption The ...

'I'm Still Sharp As A Tack,' Insists Mueller Moments Before Taking Phone Call On A Banana
Post Date: 2019-07-25 09:48:49 by nolu chan
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'I'm Still Sharp As A Tack,' Insists Mueller Moments Before Taking Phone Call On A Banana Babylon Bee July 24th, 2019 WASHINGTON, D.C.—Robert Mueller was being criticized for seemingly answering questions slowly, not recalling key details of his investigation, and appearing to be confused throughout his testimony Wednesday. After a brief recess, Mueller insisted he was entirely lucid. "I hear a few murmurs out there that I've lost it," he said. "Well, I haven't lost it. I've still got it. In fact, I'm still sharp as a tack." Before testimony could resume, however, Mueller interrupted the proceedings, appearing to reach for his ...

DIVORCE AGREEMENT Between Republicans & Democrats
Post Date: 2019-07-18 08:51:48 by IbJensen
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Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is our separation agreement: --Our two groups can equitably ...

HILLARY RELEGATED TO THE DUSTBIN OF HISTORY
Post Date: 2019-07-10 12:04:44 by IbJensen
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Poster Comment:Appropriate ending for a real witch.

Why the Earth is actually 100% flat
Post Date: 2019-07-09 14:29:15 by nolu chan
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Why the Earth is actually 100% flat By Dean Burnett Tue 26 Jan 2016 07.14 EST Last modified on Wed 14 Feb 2018 16.21 EST The Guardian (UK) Brain flapping Science Rapper B.o.B. has been criticised for publicly insisting the Earth is flat. You may think his claims are ludicrous, but the truth is: they don’t go far enough. Rapper B.o.B. has caused a furore by tweeting that the Earth is in fact flat, and you only need to look at the evidence to come to the same conclusion. Obviously, prominent scientists have openly mocked this claim, showing the many ways in which it is ludicrous, no matter how many people insist otherwise. They’re right though; sadly. B.o.B. is wrong. His ...

A Glass of Wine
Post Date: 2019-07-09 11:13:39 by IbJensen
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A Glass of Wine To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and those who don't , and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand, Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria." In a number of carefully controlled trials , scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually. However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to ...

“When you have a president who is a financial genius and a business Jesus like Donald Trump, you just got to trust him”
Post Date: 2019-05-12 10:40:49 by Willie Green
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Saturday Night Live opened with a Meet the Press sketch that teased Republican leadership over their unimpeachable support of Donald Trump, even as the president’s actions conflict with their own political beliefs. For instance, all three GOP members – Beck Bennett’s Mitch McConnell, Kate McKinnon’s Lindsey Graham and Cicely Strong’s Susan Collins – were opposed to tariffs against China until Trump’s attempts to enforce them. “When you have a president who is a financial genius and a business Jesus like Donald Trump, you just got to trust him,” McKinnon’s Graham said. “This man has lost a hundred times more money than I have ever ...

Bad Lip Reading Warps Civil Dem Debate Into Hilarious Nonsense Bernie Sanders praises Hillary Clinton’s pinto beans, Jim Webb remains weird, Lincoln Chafee is still there
Post Date: 2019-05-07 07:41:36 by IbJensen
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Poster Comment:For all the good they do, these debates, to a bored person, probably sound like this.

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